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I've never had meaningless sex. I meant to ƒuck every girl I did. I had sex - I didn't lose any virginity, that's chick-speak - at 17. By that time I'd seen enough porn and had suffered enough hormones to know exactly what to do and how to do it. The girl I was with ended up becoming my...

ZEKKO, I'm going to assume you haven't read Schedules of Mating yet.

Adding to JOPHIL's take; I sincerely doubt any girl would make a conscious effort to seek out an overtly deceitful guy, much less admit to such. However, the desire is more likely subconscious in being attracted to a capacity for deceit in a guy. Remember girls thrive on the emotions and the...

And a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally. I'd love pictures of the girl. The real entertainment is in the comments though.

Strike One Strike Two Strike Three! YERRRRRRROUT!! Brother, you're 34, really? Really? Your texting Buffer is the least of your problems.

Borrowed from a friend,.. FaceBook is nothing more than another convenient Buffer. One of the basics we've rung on about on SS for ages is not being so ƒucking available. I've stated for years that the primary reason an AFC never gets to date 2 is because he's so eager to vomit out his...

DES's reply: "What's your body fat percentage running these days?" Heheh,.. Seriously though, I'd love to know the details why she was the 'ex-fiance' and why she's single now. The fact that she's all up in you NOW really needs no explanation.

The women you'd want to ƒuck don't read anything beyond what's within arm's reach in the checkout line at the grocery store.

DANELMADR and STAYFLY, you have good posts, it'd be a shame for me to delete them because you don't have an age on your profiles. Put an age on your profile and read the Mature Man Forum Rules.

Learn to love it. Heh,.. seriously though. This'll sound like I'm glossing myself, but I'm a reasonably well endowed guy. When I first started having sex at 17 I used to think I was physically hurting the girls I was banging, to the point that with some women I tried to insert as gingerly as...

A lot of guys want to reassure themselves of their choice to become monogamous with a woman by claiming that they've seen it all, have had so much opportunity, and are tired of the game that they know a good thing when they see it. They don't, you don't and I don't. I can only laugh when I read...

Plate Theory Read this whole thread first.

Well you can take a guy clinging to life in the squalor of what post-earthquake Hati has become after losing literally everything (including family), and then you can compare him to the 74 y.o. lifelong AFC who offs himself because he was too beta to man up and make the best of what he was and...

KORPIKLAANI - Vodka http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=e7kJRGPgvRQ This affects my attitude,...

Good riddance. For every washout that offs themselves there are a thousand more people fighting to stay alive.

Bring White Zinfandel and 7 condoms. It's not rocket science.

ANDREW DICE CLAY: Hey, is that your chick there? GUY IN THE AUDIENCE: Yeah! DICE: Damn she's pretty hot! GUY: Yeah,.. DICE: You been together a while? GUY: About 6 months. DICE: Nice. She faithful to you? GUY: Oh yeah. DICE: She good in bed? GUY: *nods head...

For the love of christ, STOP WORRYING ABOUT LTRs! Before this girl you were wrapped up in a 5 year LTR throughout your 20s - for ƒuck's sake go out and spin some ƒucking plates for once in your life. You don't get those years back KAILEX. They're gone forever and all you can focus on is how...

Option #3: NEXT! 10 dates, no sex, an assumed relationship, for 3 months = ONEitis. Scratch that, you should just answer the phone so she can LJBF you and be done with it. Technically you LJBF'd yourself around the middle of February, so her doing it will really just be a formality. Stop...

Women have girlfriends and boyfriends. If you're not banging her, you're her girlfriend. You bypassed the sexual arousal and physical phase and moved straight into comfort and rapport. You went so far as to presume you had a relationship with her. If you're not banging her, you don't have a...