Date with COUGAR tonight, I'm lost.

[The Mad Ghost]

I was approached by a Cougar this afternoon in KFC, Haha. The Woman looks about 19!!!! She's 38.

She is a Hot Russian/Ukranian Cougar, sat right next to me whilst I was eating my lunch, she asked me the obvious, where I work, what I do, bla bla.

So as I finished my meal, she asked me "Aren't you going to say anything .."

I knew what she meant, but I was playing hard-to-catch.

So I said, "Oh, sorry, yeah I mean bye, .." then she blushed and said "Alright well bye .."

So I laughed and took my phone out and put it in her hands, she started laughing and said "You could've suggested it .." I didn't even ask or say anything, she was already in High IL.

So she called me after work, surprisingly lives like 5 mins away from me, which is a good break, is there anything I should look out for, I'm a 21 year old, she might take my c&f boyish ways wrongly. Should I tell her my REAL AGE?

 

[The Mad Ghost]

You don't think that's too old? I mean jeeze, you don't think that's messed up at ALL?

What happened to the dating formula, half the older person's age, plus 7?

Dude, trust me. If it wasn't for the way she looks, I wouldn't be giving her the time of day. Besides, it's rare for a COUGAR to entice an approach or approach for that matter. She dresses down anyway, asif she was 18-20 years old.

AGE CONTENT, it's just a number. I haven't got anything else planned, so what the heck.

 

[COD]

What Is Your Question

U AINT MARRIED, ITS A VAGINA, STOP OVER THINKING THIS...........if you are having trouble....tons of other guys who will DO IT for you.

man up, make the date (and by date I mean booty call)........give her what she needs. Oh pay attention if you fall asleep FOREIGNERS may be ORGAN HARVESTORS.......and I dont mean sexual organs either.

 

[f283000]

Just remember that no older woman agrees to go out with a younger man unless she wants action. Whether that happens or not depends on you making the move, escalating. When they agree to go out with a younger guy they are not looking for a boyfriend, prince charming, someone to spend the rest of their life with, a husband. They are looking for a young stud and action plain and simple. Just remember that.

It's all up to you. If she was that aggressive with you and you don't end up getting action you don't have nobody to blame but yourself. You need to go for the kiss close on the first date with cougars which will likely lead to more.

 

[Mistic]

You don't think that's too old? I mean jeeze, you don't think that's messed up at ALL?

What happened to the dating formula, half the older person's age, plus 7?

formulas are for fags. get outa ur box and wake up. pay better attention and stop posting. age is irrelevant. older women will teach you young jagoffs how to fvck. you sound like a republican.

Just remember that no older woman agrees to go out with a younger man unless she wants action. Whether that happens or not depends on you making the move, escalating.

It's all up to you but if she was that aggressive with you and you don't end up getting action you don't have nobody to blame but yourself. You need to go for the kiss close on the first date with cougars which will likely lead to more.

kiss close? first date? what r u talking about? this is a fvck mission. If he does anything other than that he's blowing it. What reality r u guys living in?

 

[JCballin88]

Are you in America? I just hardly ever hear of something like this happening. I mean, I know Cougars tend to be more forward, but for her to be that blatant causes my conspiracy theory alarm to go off a little...

 

[f283000]

Are you in America? I just hardly ever hear of something like this happening. I mean, I know Cougars tend to be more forward, but for her to be that blatant causes my conspiracy theory alarm to go off a little...

He did say she was from eastern europe. They don't have the b|tch/princess complex of putting themselves above approaching a man.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

I actively WANT a cougar. Why is it too old?

 

[Mistic]

He did say she was from eastern europe. They don't have the b|tch/princess complex of putting themselves above approaching a man.

neither do american women. Not tryin to pick on you guys but you really dont know what the fvck you're talking about. You guys are living in your heads.

 

[Joe Stud]

you did great so far. now escalate & f-ck close.

 

[sodbuster]

She knows what goes where and why-she wants it 40 year olds aren't the same as 18,she'll be dissapointed if you don't at least try to f close. I'll be disapointed if you don't f close and I AM a Republican/Libertarian.

 

[nismo-4]

Pay attention to Uncle COD and f283000 and now, papa nismo-4!

Age is nothing more than a goddamn number! Don't catch feelings for this girl or you will get a burn.

If you wait too late to escalate, her feelings for you will terminate and you're left to masturbate!

So don't be scared of this girl. Handle your f**kin' business like a man! You're a man, aren't you? Handle your goddamn business before somebody else in her f**kin' iPhone does!

COD & f283000, Get equipped with +1 rep!

Case closed. Post your results.

 

[f283000]

kiss close? first date? what r u talking about? this is a fvck mission. If he does anything other than that he's blowing it. What reality r u guys living in?

I think you misunderstood me. What I said was that this is not a normal date. This is an older woman with a young guy. This is not about trying to impress the girl, trying to run game on her, trying to win her over to get more dates and get her to be your gf.

She is not looking for love, a boyfriend, a husband, prince charming, white knight. No mystery method needed here. She is going out with a younger guy because she just wants to get ____. To cut it short when you go out with a cougar you make out with them then ___ her later on in the night or she will probably lose interest in you. They don't want games.

He shouldn't have the mentality of trying to win a girlfriend he needs to go with the mentality that he is going to make out with her and then take her somewhere else. That's what I meant.

 

[Mistic]

I think you misunderstood me. What I said was that this is not a normal date. This is an older woman with a young guy. This is not about trying to impress the girl, trying to run game on her, trying to win her over to get more dates and get her to be your gf.

She is not looking for love, a boyfriend, a husband, prince charming, white knight. No mystery method needed here. She is going out with a younger guy because she just wants to get ____. To cut it short when you go out with a cougar you make out with them then ___ her later on in the night or she will probably lose interest in you. They don't want games.

He shouldn't have the mentality of trying to win a girlfriend he needs to go with the mentality that he is going to make out with her and then take her somewhere else. That's what I meant.

my bad

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Bring White Zinfandel and 7 condoms. It's not rocket science.

 

[SandHawk]

Nismo-4: Great way to get ignored with you **** and annoying font.

As for the OP: Just bang her. Cougars are hella fun and pretty good in bed. I've had my experiences with them, and to be honest, most cougars are awesome when it comes down to sex, and are way more open to new stuff than girls your own age. I've messed with girls between 8 years younger than me(18 and 19 years old) to women 20 years older than me(46), and the older girls are usually better in bed.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Fr

Okay guys I didn't get the f-close, BUT I didn't lose either.

She looked totally different from when I saw her, she took about 45 minutes explaining she was getting ready, when really she was tidying her house and having a bath.

So I finally get in, shes estatic. We go straight to her room, she puts on a DVD. Heck, I wasnt watching it. Just basic fluff talk and rapport. She told me she's a ex-STRIPPER.

So I thought to myself, I'm going to have to UP my shyt with her. Since she's probably seen it all and done it all. Her room looks like a window in the Red Light in Amsterdam.

About an hour 45 minutes, still on her bed. She starts getting p!ssed off. For no reason, I meediately see her RED FLAGS and asked me to leave, cos shes tired and has work tommorow, so I said, no prob babes.

Her: Listen get ready to leave, I so wanna punch you right now (expecting me to ask WHY)
Mad Ghost - yeah just a sec
Her: Shes stearing at me, like what did he mean?
Mad Ghost - What time do you have work?
Her: At 8.
Mad Ghost - Awesome, well I better get going
Her: Maybe if you was nice to me, bla bla (can't remember what she said)

Can't recall everything afterwards except for her saying, " I thought'd you be a nice, sweet guy but you're not" as I was leaving, she stands at the door, asif she was about to say noo don't leave, DOGGY DINNER BOWL EYES and God I didn't want to either, but I had to man up.

Basically this COUGAR is used to the compliments and nice guys being DESPERATE etc.

I shut the frontdoor, she does this!

CALLS MY PHONE BACK!!!.

And says
are you p!ssed with me?
Me: Heck no, why would I be
Her: Because I was a ***** to you
Me: Yeah well, I'm a wind up merchant, love me or hate me.
Her: I thought we was on a date bla bla

Starts talking about if I'm going to come see her at Lunch tommorow.

My phone battery dies........F.UCK!!!

THIS IS WHEN SHE STARTS DOING THE TALKING, which we could've been doing throughout the entire DVD and me laying on her bed!

She also said I was weird and that she has never been on a date with someone like me (TRANSLATED - " I've never had a guy NOT tell me I was prettty, beautiful, gorgeous etc and I can't understand why your not, I'm shyt-testing you) ....THIS WAS A TYEST FOR "DESPERATION" and IMHO I passed.

Don't count me out just yet! PLEASE WATCH THIS SPACE.

 

[SandHawk]

You were on her bed for 105 minutes and didn't make a move? WTF is wrong with you? I would have ran the whole textbook kino escalation there... Because when she takes her to her bed, she wants your c*ck deep inside of her, nothing else. No date, jsut banging and then leaving.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

You were on her bed for 105 minutes and didn't make a move? WTF is wrong with you? I would have ran the whole textbook kino escalation there... Because when she takes her to her bed, she wants your c*ck deep inside of her, nothing else. No date, jsut banging and then leaving.

AS soon as I got in her room, she held me by the neck and pushed me on her cabenet table because I was being cheeky, just playful shyt.

I was doing KINO that whole time, ofcourse I was. Then she kept being stand-offish saying "Get you're sweaty hands off me" in a (I want it, BUT you gotta work for it tone).

She has a trillion RED FLAGS. Shes just a very violent individual. Shes been a stripper also. These are red flags dude. She also stated that.

SHES ON THE PHONE TO ME NOW. CALLED ME BACK AGAIN!! :cuss: Saying that I could've been anybody, a murderer or some thing. And that I need to go sleep and get back to my GIRLFRIEND, what girlfriend !!!!, she said she thinks I'm a player.

Why on earth is she doing all this TALKING NOW?????

 

[SandHawk]

Do you see a pattern there? She's jumping into the role of the player here. See the "Get your sweaty hands off me?" thing there? That's a move Mystery advocates in his book. cut her off, and tell her that you need sleep and turn your phone off.