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Virgin by choice. Yeah, me too! Bahahaahhahaaha!

My sister was one of my "quiver matches" on okaycupid.

You mean it's not that ALL women are cheating, lying, two-faced, evil, conniving, scummy freaks? It's that the men here have serious self esteem issues and project them onto women? No way!??!

let's see how many geniuses reply to this thread before realizing that it's fake.

Zero.

If I had 3 million dollars I could finally get that HB4 I've been dreaming about.

Agreed! I make $60,000 a year and it's like HBs don't even appreciate it! That's good money! At this rate, I'll have $600k in 10 years and in 20 years, I'll be a guaranteed millionaire! HBs don't care. They don't even look at me.

I normally start conversations with details of my work hours and yearly salary. I thought it was a good icebreaker.

My mom told me if I ask my boss for a raise, I could find a wife. So I got a $4,500 raise. Still no one looks at me. I just want to know what percentage of a money increase I'll need to get a girlfriend. Is it my personality? It can't be. It must be that women are selfish in North...

I made a profile on POF to see how females get treated. So, I dressed up in a wig and a nice miniskirt and took pics and posted them. And I got SO MANY emails. It's just not fair. Women get bombarded with letters from hot guys and we have to scrape for UGs and pigs. That's it!

I don't mind bumping your threads. Maybe it will give you the help you need. Bump.

and you people call ME a troll!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=197056 Your relationship issues were boring and obsessive compulsive yesterday. Do you think they suddenly became interesting today?!

Communication is for p*ssies.

I know! I can't believe this thread has lasted 2 pages. What a bunch of fools we have here! The trolls on this site are getting ridiculous!

If I ever get my first girlfriend and we break up, I have to admit, I will have a hard time letting go of all the fun times we had together. It must be hard to fight the urge to get back with each other. I havent had a girlfriend yet, but if I do, I know this will be a hard moment.

What if he really is a full blown retard? Maybe this is his only chance at finding true love.

With all these virgins he found, I thought maybe he lived in Afghanistan.

When my dad didnt like how my mom cooked pancakes, he taught her by example. So maybe you could teach your girlfriend by example. Maybe start with a frozen banana. Demonstrate what she's doing wrong. Then demonstrate how you would LIKE the BJ to be. Or if that's awkward, you don't have to...

Don't let the No Fap Challenge guys see that. I spanked it 2 times to that fictional story. And its only been posted for 10 minutes!