I am within the bottom 1% of all guys

[gspshields2]

The Average Guy gets dates. I see it all the time. Whenver I go to the movies, I see couples there, ordinary joes with their girlfriends. The average guy gets married, has a family, and is able to do all these things.

I however, am completely unable to get dates, not even like an average guy.

I must be within the bottom 1% of guys.

Lets take a look at me for one second:

-I am well-educated, went to a top school for a top program.
-I make OVER $60K a year, approaching $70K.
-I am 5'11 roughly, not short, nor tall
-I workout consistently and am muscular, weighing over 200 lbs.
-I try to dress well, and am not ugly.

However, HBs will not take a second look at me.

Now if I am within the bottom 1% of guys,

what does it take to advance to be bottom 30%?

-MORE MONEY? 100K?

Apparently 60K is nothing in this world and no HBs will care.

 

[backseatjuan]

You gotta hang out with alphas. Find the right friends, drink and smoke together, drive together to different sh't, and approach women. You'll learn a lot from people like that.

 

[The Gambler]

I must be within the bottom 1% of guys.

You must also be within the bottom 1% of posters on this forum.

It's unfortunate, really.

 

[gspshields2]

You must also be within the bottom 1% of posters on this forum.

It's unfortunate, really.

Get rich or die trying seems like the only way I can get out of this rut.

U guys may be able to get HBs,

but I will have all the $$$

 

[Boilermaker]

Whatever you have outlined probably puts you somewhere close to the top of bell-curve. Your pessimistic exaggeration suggests you want us to pat you on the back and say,

Hey, Man, no you are not in the bottom 1 percent. You are actually awesome!

But that would be more of a Loveshack style of helping you. You don't need bullsh!t; you need facts. You describe the average Joe and yourself. You sound pretty average to me. Maybe a little better these days. But your assumption of ALL average Joes having girl-friends is clearly wrong. I can't tell you anything new, but don't tend to generalize and start by setting small tasks and forcing yourself every time an opportunity strikes.

It takes time.
Good luck.

 

[Scars]

I think you're just making up excuses for yourself about not approaching.

However, HBs will not take a second look at me.

Stop waiting around for them to "look" at you. Make them look at you, by having a conversation with them.

Woman are insecure too. They don't like getting caught staring at a guy anymore than you do staring at a chick. It doesn't mean they're not/won't be interested.

I think your biggest problem is your pessimistic attitude and your unwillingness to make a move. Fix both and see if you're still having trouble then.

-Scars

 

[SamTheHobit]

Give me 10000 dollars then ill get you a girlfriend.

 

[gspshields2]

I think you're just making up excuses for yourself about not approaching.



Stop waiting around for them to "look" at you. Make them look at you, by having a conversation with them.

Woman are insecure too. They don't like getting caught staring at a guy anymore than you do staring at a chick. It doesn't mean they're not/won't be interested.

I think your biggest problem is your pessimistic attitude and your unwillingness to make a move. Fix both and see if you're still having trouble then.

-Scars

To be honest, if you went out with me for one night, you would see approaching is not my problem.

I approach like crazy,

I'm not shy.

But my success rate is literally 0.0000001%

 

[ArcBound]

Gpshields02 the same quality poster who brings you threads about:

-White men have it easier than him
-White girls are hard to get
-Hispanic girls are hard to get
-Thinks he has to leave the country to get women
-Compares POF across at least 3 different countries cause he has enough time on his hands to do so
-Scared of jacked roid monsters stealing his (non-existent) girls
-Scared he doesn't make enough money

He's either the biggest troll ever or he is a blubbering pile of insecurity beyond the advice a sosuave poster can give. Either way we should stop responding to him

 

[omega05]

why dont you go ahead and post a picture of yourself..

 

[gpshields3]

The Average Guy gets dates. I see it all the time. Whenver I go to the movies, I see couples there, ordinary joes with their girlfriends. The average guy gets married, has a family, and is able to do all these things.

I however, am completely unable to get dates, not even like an average guy.

I must be within the bottom 1% of guys.

Lets take a look at me for one second:

-I am well-educated, went to a top school for a top program.
-I make OVER $60K a year, approaching $70K.
-I am 5'11 roughly, not short, nor tall
-I workout consistently and am muscular, weighing over 200 lbs.
-I try to dress well, and am not ugly.

However, HBs will not take a second look at me.

Now if I am within the bottom 1% of guys,

what does it take to advance to be bottom 30%?

-MORE MONEY? 100K?

Apparently 60K is nothing in this world and no HBs will care.

My mom told me if I ask my boss for a raise, I could find a wife.

So I got a $4,500 raise. Still no one looks at me.

I just want to know what percentage of a money increase I'll need to get a girlfriend.

Is it my personality? It can't be. It must be that women are selfish in North America.

My personality is great.

 

[Purefilth]

:crackup:

 

[gspshields2]

Gpshields02 the same quality poster who brings you threads about:

-White men have it easier than him
-White girls are hard to get
-Hispanic girls are hard to get
-Thinks he has to leave the country to get women
-Compares POF across at least 3 different countries cause he has enough time on his hands to do so
-Scared of jacked roid monsters stealing his (non-existent) girls
-Scared he doesn't make enough money

He's either the biggest troll ever or he is a blubbering pile of insecurity beyond the advice a sosuave poster can give. Either way we should stop responding to him

-White men have it easier than him

This is a fact, but to what degree i'm uncertain. Just look at interracial marriage statistics (Over 50% of Asian women choose white men)

-White girls are hard to get
-Hispanic girls are hard to get

Very hard if you are an Asian guy. Impossible if you are me.

-Thinks he has to leave the country to get women

I might have to at this rate, the problem is I don't
have enough $$$ to do that. I can't just leave my job.
I am trying to strike it rich right now.

-Compares POF across at least 3 different countries cause he has enough time on his hands to do so

Again, I have no dates on Friday or Saturday night, so what else would I be doing. I compare POF in different countries to see the result:

--> North America = very bad place
--> United Kingdom = worst place in the world
--> Brazil = girls are messaging me until my inbox explodes

-Scared of jacked roid monsters stealing his (non-existent) girls

I posted a pic of some average looking HB on POF and some roid monster
was interested in her. North America sucks.

-Scared he doesn't make enough money

Girls don't care that I make $60K

 

[incognito42]

Can't believe it took this lo g to realize you're a troll

There's tons of "normal" guys who never get girls though

 

[pdx1138]

Get a hooker or change your attitude.

Women can smell your low-self esteem before you approach them...thats's what's killing it.

seriously.

 

[Alvafe]

you know you can be a sugar daddy of any girl....

gps2 really your trolling is starting to get boring.... then gps 3 post something again and meh all again....

 

[Naughty Ninja]

The Average Guy gets dates. I see it all the time. Whenver I go to the movies, I see couples there, ordinary joes with their girlfriends. The average guy gets married, has a family, and is able to do all these things.

I however, am completely unable to get dates, not even like an average guy.

I must be within the bottom 1% of guys.

Lets take a look at me for one second:

-I am well-educated, went to a top school for a top program.
-I make OVER $60K a year, approaching $70K.
-I am 5'11 roughly, not short, nor tall
-I workout consistently and am muscular, weighing over 200 lbs.
-I try to dress well, and am not ugly.

However, HBs will not take a second look at me.

Now if I am within the bottom 1% of guys,

what does it take to advance to be bottom 30%?

-MORE MONEY? 100K?

Apparently 60K is nothing in this world and no HBs will care.

Look at the right side of things GSPSheilds. You can always tell chicks you're a One Percenter. They'll think you're an outlaw biker...Kindof like Pee Wee Herman but Asian. "You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott"

Here's a club scenario for GSPeeweeHerman:

Biker #2: [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage] I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!'!
Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: [shout] NO!'!'!
Biker Mama: [whistles] I say ya let me have him first!
Biker Gang: [break out in raucous laughter]

Here's some more inspiration for you GSP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSf8musx1E

 

[Bible_Belt]

Get a hooker or change your attitude.

Women can smell your low-self esteem before you approach them...thats's what's killing it.

Yep. Although I think a mental health counselor would help a lot more than a hooker. There's a psychological inadequacy complex going on with the OP, the root of which must be addressed, or nothing will ever change. The thing about the mind is that it will constantly force you to try and deal with its issues. Victims of abuse will seek out abuse. If he was a narcissist, he would surround himself only with people who did nothing but tell him he was awesome. People with an inadequacy complex will do the opposite and seek out situations that reinforce their inadequacy...like making themselves into a troll on the 'how to get girls' forum.

 

[Renegade357]

Apparently 60K is nothing in this world and no HBs will care.

I'm assuming you're not very good at talking to women. Learn to banter dude, and you don't need to tell them how much money you have. Let them find out after the first two dates. Keep them guessing. Don't waste time with the ones who give you bish wall. Only talk to the ones who are listening. Make sense?

 

[gpshields3]

I normally start conversations with details of my work hours and yearly salary. I thought it was a good icebreaker.