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And some nice AFFLICTION shirts.

Well in the old days, when men were all 100% alpha, you could just bend a woman over your knee and spank the disrespectful behavior right out of her. That'll straighten her out right away. But now we have a bunch of hippies in Washington and women in the workplace and we can't be alpha...

My friend has a really small, crooked penis and he's worried about what women will think about it. The past two times he got a girl naked, my friend couldn't even whip it out. Is there anything my friend can do to increase his size? Is there anything knowledge I can share from you to him? I'm...

It's a shame he's famous, then. You two would have made a great couple.

Zzz. There's nothing "different" about this. If you want her, then go after her the same way you'd go for any girl. Haha! She resists invites to hang out, but you're "Not into her", BUT you're still trying to find ways to get her in your bedroom. If a girl you WERE into rejected your...

Bigneil? He's a f**king lunatic. You're better off taking advice from the bum on the corner.

Champboy, get your head out of your arse you big sissy. NC isn't about getting your precious girlfriend back. It's about getting over her. You are weak and foolish. And you are a danger to the young men here who are confused about "how do i get my girlfriend back?" She's dating you now...

Have you tried motorcycle game yet? I hear that works wonders. We can buy some leather chaps, rent a Harley, and scoot around town this weekend. We probably won't be able to fit a 3rd person on our motorcycle, but if the women have their own vehicle, they can follow us home.

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Looking at your earlier posts, it seems you had all kinds of girls talking to you. I think you're lying to us. I think you're trolling to us. And I think it hurts my feelings.

Hey everybody. I'm the wing he's talking about. We dressed up in our best Ed Hardy shirts and hit the town blasting this hottest mix tape. It had 50 Cent "In Da Club", "Don't stop believing" by Journey, and some romantic stuff to show our sensitive side. Like the Thong Song. I don't know if...

Why it didn't work? You're talking to her like a 12 year old who just read his first book on PUA. Too many canned attempts at ****y&Funny. Trying too hard to sound confident. Basically, you don't sound like a real person. You sound like a collection of PUA gimmicks. How's that for a nitpick?

Hey Sneevox. I want to help you out. So just give me a little background info. Answer this question for me: Are you a troll, or are you just f**king stupid?

Remember - you'll always have each other

I asked my lawyer if I could sue these women for discriminating against me, and he said the same thing. I feel like the rules are against me.

Maybe you're ugly and your personality SuX

WHAT ABOUT LATINOS? I've been there. And i strongly disagree.

It's funny. The more I see you here, the dumber you get. Which is the exact opposite of this site's intent. Have you tried sticking within your own intellectual group? There are a lot of hot retards out there.

I hope ATM means "ass to mouth" because that's the only thing I would wait 18 years for from some used up 44 year old!

Hey wait a minute! You have friends?