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Well its either the cost of a ring now, or half (or more) of your house later. Your call.

Stop buying cigarrettes. :) Seriously tho, try Allen Carr's "The Only Way to Stop Smoking" If that don't work, go see the doc, he might offer some suggestions.

It's much like being single and 20, except, if you haven't been an idiot, you have a better clue of your place in the world, and more money to back up your dreams.

Why when people talk about their 'past lives' are they all the king of spain or some such? Theres none i've heard say "i was bob who worked on a farm and i shoveled manure all day and then was beaten every day". You only get one life, this one! cherish every day, love every hour. Don't...

Oh man, thats so true :D

You can tell how women think by how they speak. "Then i was with Stacey who bought this dress, oh and i went to the shop, but not the shop where Gemma met that guy, oh that guy hes so cool, he bought Gemma a ring, it was so pretty, and then we saw Emma, not the one with black hair, does my...

Rofl those comments are hilarious!

Assuming its this one

Its news to everyone else, but here, its old news. Still, its funny to see the comments. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1213212/The-ego-epidemic-more-inflated-sense-fabulousness.html

Its all down to a mindset. Once you have that mindset, things fall into place. Getting the mindset is the difficult part. Carl Sagan once said "to make an apple pie from scratch, first you must create the universe" It's a case of reflection on who you are, and where you are, and then...

Its a lot easier to moan about it than put the cake down.

Nah, she just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.. :)

Dylan Moran summed up women and shoes here

The worst thing is that it seems perfectly normal to the kids for some guy to come up to the cabin and bang their mom. Leave well alone imo.

Don't stress over things you can't change, but if you can change things and don't, you only have yourself to blame for you own weakness.

If she dont want you, she aint your babe. Sorry to break it to you.

It's basically a choice, struggle for a few years in order to have the payback of a degree behind you, which will open more doors. Or "do you want fries with that" thinking "man, i wish i'd have stayed at university". If you don't have a degree, many doors will remain closed to you, that's...

Dogs are better than women. If you lock your dog in your car boot for 30 minutes, its still happy to see you when you open it :D

Put any of their unwashed crap on their beds, they soon learn.

I agree with it in principle, however, sitting at home in your underwear wishing for millions and a hot girlfriend will not necessarily mean thats gonna happen. You have to kind of meet your dreams halfway :)