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You should take this site with a grain of salt as it is obviously done by Brits. In their country they say silly things like, "Would you like to grab a cup of tea and eat some crumpets with me?" Or, "Our socialist medical system sure discourages dental health doesn't it? Care to compare our...

Good for you, man. Honesty is the best policy. Actually, a true DJ would then get your girl and one of the other ones in bed at the same time.

I used to date a girl like this and trust me when I tell you that it will only get worse. Pretty soon you will be walking on eggshells because you think any little thing you say will offend her. You need to tell her right now, "Look.. Having to reasure you constantly is going to get old...

If she asks if the only way you get dates is through myspace make sure you reply "no!"

You are thinking about fighting the boyfriend of a girl who is a 6.5. First of all you should not put an "HB" in front a girl unless she's an 8 or better. Second of all, if you can't bag a 6.5 in a short amount of time you either need to improve your game or move on or both.

There was a guy I knew who used to brag about stealing. One night he threw a party at his house and got retarded drunk. My friends stole his Ipod and a laptop. I drew all over his face with a magic marker while he was sleeping. Karma's a b1tch.

I used to shave before going out on weekends but lately have left the scruff grow out - especially on Saturday night. All I do is shave around the cheeks and trim it up around the neck (not too hight but neat).. I was always afraid of looking unkept but it's actually helped a lot in...

Seriously. They would chat online and he would talk about her day. She would tell me what a sweet guy he was. I didn't really much give a sh1t.

I once knew about a guy who chatted online with a girl I was banging for 6 months. No telling how nervous he was about asking for the number.

When I was a kid growing up in NYC and NJ I had a lot of Italian friends. Most of the older fellas had "cumares". You might have heard of it on the Soprano's pronounced coo-mah or goo-mah. Well anyway, the term refers to having a mistress - usually one who knows you have a wife and is ok with...

The first step in fixing a problem is recognizing that there is one. So at least you're off on the right foot. Don't worry about the fact that the girl calls all her friends and laughs about how you have no courage.

Keep playing the "whatever happens" game with her.

I don't like it when people doubt me so I'm not going to do it to you. But if you're 18 and you've had sex with 140 girls then you're either the pimpest mofo out there or the girls in your town are the loosest in the universe and I need a one way ticket. I've been to Toronto and London...

You're afraid of becoming an AFC? Too late! Women have a term for a friend they cry on when their boyfriend is mean to her. It's called a girl-friend.

HA! Bill Clinton was a sociopath and a sexual deviant who cheated on his wife and was a ruthless, albeit brilliant politican. He was a master manipulator and his deceit is only rivaled by the current administration. Bill Gates, the best businessman in history, was more of a plagiarist than...

Never be the one looking for the fight. When you do fight make sure it's with someone you're bigger than or know you can take. Nothing more embarrasing than havin your asss wooped.

Take it from me - Being an a-hole is lots of fun. If you look at most succesful people in the world, whether in business or in politics. They are all usually a-holes: Trump, Cheney, Martha Stewart just to name a few. You know you're doing a good job as an a-hole if you can sleep with a...

Red Bull and Vodka.

Always use names that are cute but is a neg-hit at the same tine. You can call them Butch, Spooky, Puddles or Poopie. They won't know whether to love it or feel insecure.

Depends... What's her myspace s/n?