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"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in "As Good As it Gets" after being asked by a female receptionist how he writes women characters so well.

Styleman, it's obvious you're not going to do anything. Then along will come a guy like me who will start banging her before you finally got the cojones to do something.

I think Paris Hilton has a little dog that she carries around in her purse. It goes wherever she goes and does everything Paris tells her to do. Now Paris even dresses the little dog in cute little outfits, too.

How fat is she?

If you think this is what's going to happen then you're already hurting yourself.

This killed you right here. No girl wants to study with you.

Good post.

Drinks are better. Play some pool or something instead of just interviewing each other. Always go for at least a kiss at the end of the night.

Hey, George Costanza... sit down and tell her that she's a great person but it's not working out. Stop stringing her along.

I'm surprised no one's asked anything about the picture you put up with your ad. If this is bad then it doesn't matter what you say in your message.

I would venture to guess that you overuse the word "like" in real life person to person interaction as well. You should rid yourself of this crutch as early as possible in life because it makes you sound effeminate.

Once again, it's just girls showing that they are too stupid to put a complete sentence together without giggling and overusing the word "like."

This is why I don't do the myspace thing. Look up any pretty girl and you will see a bunch of dudes putting the same comment.. "Thanks for the add"

This is from the David DeAngelo system.

Put her legs up behind her head. That should do the trick.

Like JustDoItAlways said "Set it Up for Next Time." You should be able to close the deal on the next date. A lot of girls don't want to feel they'll just give it up on the first date.

If you show an XY graph of BJ's to "I Love Yous" you will see that there is a negative inverse relationship between the two. Hence the more "I Love Yous" you say the less BJ's you will get. BJ's (Y axis) | -- \ | --- \ | ---- \ | ----- \ | ------ \ | ------- \ | -------- | | --------...

You deal with it by not doing it with the next hot girl you meet. What do you think she'll be the last HB8+ you'll ever come across again?

If you can hook up with a girl who has a boyfriend then awesome.. more power to you. But remember, that most of the guys on this board need a system - meaning "if this happens then do this". Like I said, if she brings up the boyfriend that's usually a sign that she's not interested. Sure if...

Yep, he's fvcking her allright. Hard too. Lucky bastard. No she a ho allright. Stop making excuses for her. You sound like you bought into that whole feminist sexual lib crap. A ho's a ho.