If you want to understand the female mind, it's needs, desires, and insecurities, there is no better place than in what they like to call 'romance' novels. Mills & Boon = chick porn.
Nowhere else is the alpha male so lovingly portrayed, and if you want to be a woman's pantie-wetting dream guy, these are the perfect guide for the aspiring DJ.
But wait Nighthawk you borderline fag I hear you say, I'm not reading that trash, and I'm certainly not risking getting caught buying them. No problem, I only really got familiar with them because my ex was into them and actually wrote one. But if you can bear to put your masculinity to one side in the interests of research, I recommend reading some of the free romance web-comics at
http://www.myromancestory.com/freestories.php.
They change them every few days, but the rules are constant. There is drama, then the woman ends up with the alpha male. Here are a few other lessons you will learn from such female fantasizing.
1. The woman will often not like the alpha when they meet. He will probably be very rude to her (though she will later excuse/forget about this behaviour when she realises why).
2. The woman will never meet the man in a bar or club. He does not need to approach women. He will often be her boss, in a position of power, or they will literally bump into each other. He may intervene if her beta-partner is being beta, and AMOG him though.
3. The woman may cheat on her beta partner because she is 'so confused.'
4. There will be some other b*tch trying to steal the alpha, and they may even seem to be married, though it will turn out to actually be the alphas sister 99% of the time.
5. There may be an AFC male orbiting the woman, who is a really nice guy and great for someone else, but he just seems like a brother to her. Occasionally the woman will realise she was wrong and he is suitable after all, but I put this down to romanticising the 'settling' option that many women know they might have to face. My ex was not fond of stories with this resolution.
6. Looks matter, though the beta may be equally good-looking yet lacking that certain 'spark.'
7. The alpha will seem like a heart-breaking player, and she may avoid the night of passion her frail body is yearning for due to her anti-slut defence. More often her ASD won't quite be strong enough as she finds herself unable to resist being 'ravished' or 'taken' in borderline-rape fashion.
8. The woman will flit between all of her male options without once worrying she is being a sl*tty pr*ck-tease. She is simply very confused, and at the mercy of forces more powerful than her.
9. The alpha is forgiven, right even, to lose his temper, the beta isn't.
10. The woman will cry a lot.
You can spot these rules in chick flicks, adverts, on Friends, or anywhere a good writer knows how to press a woman's buttons. But for a pure dose (and a bit of a laugh), try some of the free novellas at the above link, and feel free to add any more rules I missed.
Nowhere else is the alpha male so lovingly portrayed, and if you want to be a woman's pantie-wetting dream guy, these are the perfect guide for the aspiring DJ.
But wait Nighthawk you borderline fag I hear you say, I'm not reading that trash, and I'm certainly not risking getting caught buying them. No problem, I only really got familiar with them because my ex was into them and actually wrote one. But if you can bear to put your masculinity to one side in the interests of research, I recommend reading some of the free romance web-comics at
http://www.myromancestory.com/freestories.php.
They change them every few days, but the rules are constant. There is drama, then the woman ends up with the alpha male. Here are a few other lessons you will learn from such female fantasizing.
1. The woman will often not like the alpha when they meet. He will probably be very rude to her (though she will later excuse/forget about this behaviour when she realises why).
2. The woman will never meet the man in a bar or club. He does not need to approach women. He will often be her boss, in a position of power, or they will literally bump into each other. He may intervene if her beta-partner is being beta, and AMOG him though.
3. The woman may cheat on her beta partner because she is 'so confused.'
4. There will be some other b*tch trying to steal the alpha, and they may even seem to be married, though it will turn out to actually be the alphas sister 99% of the time.
5. There may be an AFC male orbiting the woman, who is a really nice guy and great for someone else, but he just seems like a brother to her. Occasionally the woman will realise she was wrong and he is suitable after all, but I put this down to romanticising the 'settling' option that many women know they might have to face. My ex was not fond of stories with this resolution.
6. Looks matter, though the beta may be equally good-looking yet lacking that certain 'spark.'
7. The alpha will seem like a heart-breaking player, and she may avoid the night of passion her frail body is yearning for due to her anti-slut defence. More often her ASD won't quite be strong enough as she finds herself unable to resist being 'ravished' or 'taken' in borderline-rape fashion.
8. The woman will flit between all of her male options without once worrying she is being a sl*tty pr*ck-tease. She is simply very confused, and at the mercy of forces more powerful than her.
9. The alpha is forgiven, right even, to lose his temper, the beta isn't.
10. The woman will cry a lot.
You can spot these rules in chick flicks, adverts, on Friends, or anywhere a good writer knows how to press a woman's buttons. But for a pure dose (and a bit of a laugh), try some of the free novellas at the above link, and feel free to add any more rules I missed.
