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You're (notice the correct grammatical usage) a billionaire, asian lothario and don't know the difference between your and you're. I'm sure the rest of the brethren here think all of your pictures are as real as your penny stock tips. Where's my $1000 for losing our wager?

Cordon's other girlfriends he's "tossed" away: Girlfriend 1: Another of Cordon's girlfriend's: I dug a little and found a picture of Cordon after he learned his girlfriend was his Mom: She said she loves me!

I know this broad isn't your girlfriend. She served us at sushi last night. And I really like the added "blacked out" face snap. Keep shoving sh!t up your own ass! You're fvckin' stupid.

HAH! Your bullsh!t overblown ego finally got the best of common sense. These are obviously pics you've found of chicks on Photobucket or a Google search and are now trying to pawn them off on your own! You're a fvcktard and an ass-clown. How about this; post some of these broads with you...

Brother. Don't fret. We all have a first post where were in dire straights and needed a friend who understood. Finish your thread. You have a friend in me and I'll and do whatever I can to keep you encouraged and motivated to become your BEST self. Pour it out man.

Not that I would know from personal experience, Visine in someone's drink will cause the absolute worst case of diarrhea, uncontrollable, spraying diarrhea. The subsequent ramifications are far more dangerous: A ruined reputation, chronically being the "butt" of everyone's jokes and extreme...

I do NOT date single Mothers. Ever. They're too much work and believe they're more entitled to happiness because she shat out a kid or five. Single Mothers are an excellent source of one vitamin; Vitamin P. It's so remarkably easy to fvck single Mom's than any other female demographic...

It's not inherently bad. It's childish and blaringly amateurish to keep one girl on the dangle while you're trying to hook another bird. If there's one slice of advice pie you eat it's this: Be honest. Be honest with yourself, your intentions, and especially with your women. I have two...

You have no responsibility in any of this? I'm sure it feels better to victimize yourself, and bathe in the soothing orb of internet hugs; but I would bet my ass there's far more to this than you're telling.

Most of you fvcktards are so goddamned narrow-minded it doesn't surprise me one bit you fvck your socks until they whither away. Why do you not see the ripe opportunity to hone in and camel clutch her camel-toe, by making yourself the fun guy she WANTS to fvck? These post-WWII astrology laden...

Fvcking your own paws and saying you got a handjob from a hot dude is still gay. So is your post. Online dating is the way of the future. Live with it, adapt to it, do it. It's not the only way, but it's certainly the easiest way to meet hot, available women. The only caveat is...

It's not untrue. Most thin broads that I've slept with really aren't all that sexually aware. They're dependent on the dude to do most of the work. Thinner women are much easier to toss around and man-handle, but they're far lazier than their bone-in sisters. The chicks with meat on 'em...

Lex is right. Only experience would dictate this knowledge. I like my b!tches with a little bit of meat (in the t!ts and the ass). If she has a television orbiting around her neck, fvck; run for the hills. She can't catch you anyway.

As long as you have the testicular fortitude to not bury all of your semen into one cervix, it doesn't matter one iota who she's friends with. Are you planning weddings with every goddamned broad you meet? No? Good. The most you can ask for this girl is that she be a chick you set time in your...

Think about it, you come to SoSuave, where there are some real men, you think you can come here and nonchalantly say random dumbsh!t and be grouped with us? With every post you sound more and more like an idiot on crack.

If your desire to find something is strong enough, it'd better be strong enough to accept what you find.

Agreed. You're a fvcking idiot.

We're the same chronological age. Guess which of us is actually respected by his fellow man. I get another $1000 of your bazillions when you lose this bet too. Your b!tch broke a crown sucking one. The thing you suck more on than stock picking is c0ck. That was awesome. I...

I can definitely tell something's changed in you Brother. Your tolerance level for bullsh!t has dropped to an all-time low. It's good to be able to breathe knowing you have a chick (or three) who cares deeply for you. I'm down to two women whom I've decided to spend time on. I know an...

I thought Nate Dogg is, his legacy will prove, a visionary in tone and harmony in rap/R&B music. The cat was talented as fvck which is why everyone wanted his action in their music. The dude'll be missed.