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Brother, this is the motherfvcking truth! Nothing is better than spicy tuna handrolls, rolled outside with extra Sriracha. One of my fondest memories is my ex-wife feeding me Benihana spicy tuna, while sucking my c0ck, as the Tampa Bay Bucs played their first game of the playoffs under Tony...

Demonstrating Higher Value. This sounds like you went to a swinger's convention, not a bar.

Isn't this true of everyone who's unskilled at life and have no consideration for their own societal perception? I don't see chicks running around with their goddamned pants saggin' to their ankles, Thier polka-dot boxers playing peek-a-boo. Ghetto douchebags/wannabe-gangsta's aren't wearin'...

Better position is this: "Men get the women they deserve." If he chooses to allow her to treat him that way, how the fvck is that HER fault? Color doesn't matter one-goddamned-bit.

Ghetto chickenheads don't count. Gauge a woman on her merit and the value of her self-worth, not her tone. I've been involved sexually with two beautifully black women in the past two months. Neither was ashy or ghetto-esque, nor did they sling slang and ebonic attitude. I won't have that...

"On the next episode of BackBreak Mountain..." C'mon man, that's funny. :-)

Rampant douchebaggery. If you haven't the sac to read the posts, have the sac to not comment for the sake of upping your goddamned post count. For some douchebags it's more important to have the title of Master Don Juan than anything else in their pathetically vile little world. The...

It always amazes me how boys immediately jump in with postulated bravado, with sh!t like this, " I'd never pay a woman for sex! That's far beneath my stature and an afront to my masculinity!" Fvck you. While you're BUYING flowers, BUYING her a fvcking Hershey's rabbit, BUYING movie tickets...

Pvssy's pvssy. It comes in a box. The packaging may be a little different but once you've had enough, it's not new. If using a Professional is your thing, fvck it. Do it. It's a business arrangement. There's no pretense of fvcking marriage or " 'til death do us part". You pay for it, she...

Have the b!tch buy you a drink. You buy the whales a few cheeseburgers to keep them occupied. Insert/Eject while they're cramming their throats with sizzled meat.

You ain't married so you ain't buried. If you want a "trial run" on this new broad, do it. Try it out and see if she's worth your time. But re-read my 1st post if you're thinking of going long-term with both at the same time.

"Never reward bad behavior in women." Bad behavior is ALWAYS meant in disrespect. Some guys label these sh!t-tests or b!tch-tests, but they boil down to slimy acts of disrespect. How you gauge your self-worth is not how b!tchy she is, rather; how you gauge your actions before she fvcks up...

My ex-wife and I went through all of that fertility stuff too. What we believed to be the issue (low sperm count) could not have been further from the truth. I'm a fertile motherfvcker. When Dr. Mammal came back with my seed results he remarked how I can walk by a woman and not have her...

Chickensh!ts too scared to paint their own temples say this. Sucking c0cks are gay. Like that queer little look Sam gave to Dildo Baggins just before he took him anally. What's most gay is not being able to spell Hobbit correctly.

A truce then. One suggestion; turn off reputation. It does not dictate who we are. Enjoy Vegas Brother.

I fvck with Cordon for three reasons: 1. It's a couple minutes I allow myself to waste away because he's painfully simplistic. 2. He thinks little green dots make you some kind of fvcking hero or masculine figure. 3. He said long ago (without any provocation on my part) that tattoos on...

It's more real than your girlfriend, more reliable than your penny stock picks, and vastly more honorable than a supposed "Daytrading billionairre Asian lothario". Here's something for you all to look at: Here's to you: Keep trying.

It's good you've finally gotten fed up with wasting money on bullsh!t junk. First, realize junk is not food. They should not share the same sentence. Second, Cooking for yourself is helpful in every way. You learn different techniques and expand your palette, while relishing the fact you...

That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men. We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum). The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women. I'm vastly more...

Here's our very own stock pick analyst and online lady killer: Notice the education level: The gang sign and lid to the side are what wrangle in these "hot" broads.