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Welcome to the club Brother... ...the beautiful bastardly, bald club.

Hoo-rah indeed. Nicely stated Brother. I'll add that I absolutely appreciate the sacrifices our servicemen and servicewomen give to allow me to say what I want to say, whenever I want to say it. But, there's no correlation being a cog in the military industrial machine and being a...

Another sucking the teet of the fvcking lunatic Glenn Beck.

Porn slvt? Are you picking up Sasha Grey?

Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ. I'm boiling water to make a big pot of coffee. I'm going to put my feet up, light a fat Bohemian, sip, and watch the expletives fly.

When it comes to womens' thought processes, and the mannerisms they rely on to amp up their own ego, generalizations are reliable because they're generally true. As you know, if Roissy says it, it's Gospel. :eek:

One of the women I'm courting is a beautiful ebony goddess. I'm big, bald, burly, and a bastard. She's a business woman. When we're out, I get nothing but hard looks from both Crackers and Brotha's. I don't say this to be derogatory. I say it because they judge me with her, and her with me...

Some men, me being one of us, can pull off wearing earrings. I get nothing but compliments with my hoops. Both of my nipples are pierced too Poppy. I wait until the b!tch removes my shirt and watch her wide-eyed expression. Chicks do love the novelty of them. It's never failed she wants...

Legislation is being put through, here in Florida, to outlaw goddamned pants saggin'. Nothing, beeping your car horn at me aside, pisses me off more than seeing a fruity fvcker with his plaid boxers showing with his pants down to his knee. I should be able to run that motherfvcker over, then...

You shouldn't ever need to remind them. They should be too busy with thoughts of what naughty pleasures you're going to provide them to ever forget.

Nicely used Brother. It'll be done soon and ready to spread the Gospel according to KarmaSutra.

I turned that sh!t off long ago. Green dots do not dictate who I am as a man in real life, nor does it reflect how I care about my brethren here. I push people who follow me away. I don't want disciples, students, or guys in tow. My self worth comes from seeing other men take my lead by...

Like this:

So the fvck what? You're the goddamned forum monitor? This is a far more enlightening first post than this: How amazingly cool was your first post? You fvcking child. You're going to throat rape a guy because he doesn't follow your goal of mimicking Deangelo and having as many...

Let's make it simple for you simpletons who believe you can fix broken b!tches: One day this other dude will blow a load down her throat or up her dirtchute. Imagine you're about to forgive this no-good cvnt and reward her with sex. How does that dudes' nutcheese taste as you kiss and go down...

Best bangin' song ever recorded: Try this.

Give this b!tch away for other mutts to chew on. She's imagining his bone digging a pool in her as your's is the meatstick doing said porking. There's nothing to save. You really want to spend each and every moment of each and every day wondering what you already know is true? She's thinking...

Jacking your pud in a sock doesn't substitute for vag. He's still clutching his V-card close to his heart waiting for that "special" girl.

That's similar to you playing the role of a stud on these internets when, in actuality, you're completely fake and arbitrary. I saw Style was on Howard Stern a couple of weeks back. How many batches did you run to that? Not every guy who comes to SoSuave is consumed with his moniker as...

Whoops. Double post. Still San Jose is a douche. :-)