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pray that sevilla isn't a cape town...cuz those stink!

not right now=no

If you drove her to lunch I would have left her ass there.

to kiss a girl...there are two kinds of kissing...just rough dirty going at it...and then sensual kissing...which is probably what you should use on the dance floor. For this, suck on the girls bottom lip and bite it and use tongue SLOW and just keep mixing it up.

Why do people p9ost up their whole AIM Convos aint no one going to read that ****.

fat guys get chicks too, dog. Notorious BIG...got many of the most gorgeous girls in hollywood, because he knew how to play the game.

i grab my balls everyday.

why in god's name did you bump this.

you should have tried to get with that while you were on a trip...nothing would have been better than hooking up at a vacation!

rickshaw!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when someone tries to be funny and fails miserably.

:D

message me on aim nubcake613 I think I could help you with your problem.

wtf is that supposed to mean?

Darn, I can't think of anything clever.

I went in all white and got a few compliments...I would suggest all white...that way you won't look like a douche.

yea thats bad...I would have told her to cry to ben and jerry's...or I would have made her cry more.

say things like "S.Y.S.P.H."..."Shut your stinkin' pie hole"...that will make conversations funnier.

Since you are a freshman, you are starting at the bottom going up. tell everyone you have a big-girl fetish.

That could work but he could end up eating a lot of crow...I would suggest to forget about this girl...or if he is confident about his skills he could go this route.