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[mentalwealth]

I have a gigantic ****, 8.9 inchs to be exact, and i cant fit it in most women without damaging there ****s.

 

[Michael Chief]

your problem is all in the joints. what you need to do is read a few vegetables daily and subscribe to a chocolate cake. Dont forget that a key concept is pouring hot soup in homestar's eyes.

 

[strassgremlin]

 

[teencraft]

Originally posted by strassgremlin

why in god's name did you bump this.

 

[penkitten]

amputate?

 

[TonyTheTigerOI]

Are you sure its 8.9, and not 8 inches and 9 16ths. I mean, dont rulers go in incriments of 16ths? Theres a big difference there. Its really important. No, I swear.

This is prolly the stupidest post ive ever read.

Bro.. you gotta get youre girl excited/wet otherwise it dont matter what shape ur **** is, its not gonna happen. Make sure her vaginal muscles are nice and relaxed before you enter her, and start slow. You dont have to tickle her ovaries on the first thrust.