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  1. J

    The tirade of AFC songs NEVER stopped the hottest babes chasing Elvis Presley

    Judge not what people say, but what people do. Look at what kind of women Trump has been around. Judge not what people say, but what people do. The DJ Bible teaches you this. Do I need to repeat it again?
  2. J

    Next, or not?

    I read Jay Jay's and thought it would be a good idea, but then I read Dap's and it sounded just plain better. The cheetos and TV part is gold.
  3. J

    My online profile

    Too lengthy.
  4. J

    Do women REALLY like musicians...

    Who gives a **** what music you play. Just have a good time while you play it. Girls should be second nature to your musicianship.
  5. J

    omfg so many missed opportunities

    snowdog knows what's up
  6. J

    This is why young men BANG Milfs

    Rake: A garden tool used to gather leaves.
  7. J

    omfg so many missed opportunities

    i recommend the sunchips they're more aerodynamic than the potato chips
  8. J

    omfg so many missed opportunities

    Dude you're right I get tons of IOU's and PIS's it drives me nuts Don't even get me started on the LFAQ's
  9. J

    General question

    it's natural
  10. J

    I told a girl I love her

    Does chloroform count?
  11. J

    WIPFR - Time to Seal the Deal

    Dude did you read the DJB? It's all in there check under the LFPQ section
  12. J

    WIPFR - Time to Seal the Deal

    Sounds like you need to drop some LFRQ's on her that is, after you establish that your a PASG
  13. J

    I told a girl I love her

    good form old chap i'll have to persuade her into bed with me and then tell her
  14. J

    Anyone could help me out with this?

    Run in there arms swinging and teeth gnashing they'll get intimidated and cower in fear
  15. J

    I told a girl I love her

    *thumbs up*
  16. J

    I told a girl I love her

    i love everyone in this topic hugs all around :D
  17. J

    I told a girl I love her

    i owe you a beer my friend *high five*
  18. J

    BEST EXCUSES TO BREAK uP WiTH YoUR CURRENT ChIcK ThreaD

    "My mom got ran over, seeya"
  19. J

    Ever lost your mojo?

    i tossed my mojo out the window and the next morning it was asleep at my doorstep i've kept it ever since
  20. J

    I told a girl I love her

    aww crap my covers blown dudes what do i do i've got a blanket and some duct tape
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