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Wow. Looks like she jumped the gun hardcore there. Thumbs up my friend.

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. It's not completely your fault she likes you better than him. You brought change. Change that was necessary because of his monotony.

I believe you mean Robin Williams. Robbie Williams sang that song "Millenium" a long time ago and hasn't been in the music scene since.

Queefs happen. When you're rammin, air gets stuck and must be released.

The clothes don't make a DJ, a DJ makes the clothes.

Pierce Brosnan looked the part better though. On the whole, darker is simply more badass. Like Keanu Reeves with a 5-o'clock shadow.

Unless you're in college. Guy: "Hi I attend the University of Colo...." High School Girl: "ZOOOMGGGGG!!!"

A women's biological makeup and the flow of Natural Selection ensure that only the beautiful (or scandalous) women are successful. Until, of course, she is brought down by her rivals.

Right on man. Grats to ya. *pound*

Looks like you bit off more than you could chew there. You made a suggestion, she took you up on it, and now you can't handle. I suggest an exit strategy.

Be 100% of what you strive to be.

Show him the goods and force him to make a move. If he makes a move, super awesome fun time. If he does not, move on and flaunt what you got in his face.

Unless the gym burns down, taking you with it.

Let him fondle your breasts.

Say whatever you want.

If she wants more loving take out your wang and do something about it.

Oops, I did not know An Expert is the name of a poster here. I thought this was just a wisdom quote.

We all know who is the sad one here.

Maybe she secretly wants your cawk

I hope you're joking. Communication is communication. AIM and Myspace make communicating easier.