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I can think of better ways. Like presenting her with a giant dildo and my buttcrack.

Well technically it was her answering machine. Restraining order narrowly averted!

Nothing is wrong with the friend zone as long as you are not attached.

A man is a man. Don Juan is just a pronoun.

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100% A woman's innate "trade skill" is her sexuality. It's like an exchange of goods except they expect guys to do things like be "chivalrous" or receive all of his attention. In a way all of us are hors. Every human has his price.

hold back on your seduction skills a tad if she suspects you're a player it's like playing basketball with a 10 year old, cut them a little slack

So far this topic is full of bragging and wordy masturbation. Filth.

Punctuation is good. Anyways, just wait it out. You must be pretty giddy if you're typing like you are right now.

the problem here is obvious the guy is into RnB

In Edmond's case, it means being a washed up douchebag. I liked the lassie bit by the way gramps.

Honestly I'd never walk up to a mom unless she had *that look* in her eyes.

One time I was talking to a girl and she told me she had about 150,000 miles on her and a brand new transmission. Needless to say I stopped talking to her.

Beauty does not imply brains and boy are some of those girls dense.

This topic is insightful and enlightening.

World of Warcraft is my addiction of choice.

Women are partners not adversaries.

Wall of text. Summary please.

He's not talking about piety. This is not a church. He's talking about pity. -------------------------- The purpose of messing around with chicks with boyfriends is to test the waters of their loyalty. If a girl leaves her guy for you then she deserves to be treated like crap. If she tells...

Your looks didn't get you dumped, your attitude got you dumped. Find another girl and move on with your life.