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    How to respond to "hope you got checked for std's after her" test

    she is giving a sh!tty immature sh!t test, so we reply to her with our very own sh!tty and immature answer. "my soldier is ROCK hard man of STEEL!! nothing penetrates my iron curtain,safe for hot sexy KGB agents...wanna see if you can infiltrate it? ill give you 3 tries ;) "
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    Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?

    well if you like breathing her fart and eating her half digested caramel pudding....why not? lol
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    Does your career define you?

    lmao thats one of my big problems man, im trying to save money but at the end of the month most of it is *poof* gone. i have this tendency to spend most of my money and i dont even realize it lol. its very difficult to save,but im trying :( true, ive changed a lot since 2 years ago.actually...
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    When the economy and market crash, what are your plans?

    i take it its going to be like georgia in the 90s. i was in georgia during the mid 90s and i gotta say thats as "collapsed" as you get. wanna know? read on : we had 4 locks on our main door, like looney toons , we also had 2 THICK bars which got locked aswell. the windows? we had made vertical...
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    F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log

    got drunk , bicep curled somebody' squat , i took the bar of the rack during his "intense" sets and curled it for him 6 reps. it was like 50kgs....i think 3 sets...then i went to the locker, got some lager..... squatted some plates... came home, lager ,lager ,now vodka......i love vodka...now...
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    Weight Loss Foods

    correction in bold u r welcome fvcking bot :) :) :) :)
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    Easiest Foods For Gaining Weight

    hello dear bot.i wish to give my meatstick to ur mom.u r welcome. drunken switch in a state of para-hapiness
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    Does your career define you?

    i only work bcuz the money is good and i spend a lot. Other than that i hate this job.its boring and pathetic.im surrounded by people who think they sh!t golden poop. suck,faggotry and lots of estrogen filled pvssies roam my profession. I cant even talk about "hunting" since people...
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    This is not your *Average* Frustrated Chump

    LMAOOOOOO what a pathetic loser. stanley parable at its best, right here ..the "cut off pen!s ending" "stanley was lost and lonely,upon realizing that he will never find a girl he cut his pen!s off, and died.game restart"
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    HOW TO LOOK LIKE A ROCK- tip compilation

    Bench press form best form vid , hands down, as demonstrated by dave tits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QnwAoesJvQ
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    "Extreme enhancement clothing and cosmetics"

    the facial exercises are a fvcking waste of time.nothing beats botox man, hyaluronic acid injections are a less effective alternative but you need like 10-15 injections, your face will be punctured as well as your pocket lol. as for the mouthguards i have to say they seem like an orthodontic...
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    8 mins abs

    yes i agree with you.i like health and exercise is good for body. egg sandwiches are good with a martini and i like 20 minute cardiovascular running per day. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- viagra pills , fake passports , fake id cards , swedish...
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    F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log

    lots of fvcking back and front squats and abs ..... i have exams coming up in the next few weeks so im just squatting for now.
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    Wife wants to try open marriage.

    open marriage? thats a paradox. so ..... start gathering evidence for the divorce court.
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    F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log

    front squats uprights bench shrugs skull crushers abs leg raises leg extensions and lots of other crap came home and noticed my quads were swollen like two nuke missiles. lower body genetics means my calves are 18" although i never train them..... it also means that my pecs are small and the...
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    Accountability log

    try to find a girl who is in to you,it wil help you with the depression. If u look at my log u'll find out that i went thru d same thing.i was lifting at the gym,then boxing at night,sprinting in d mornings,nothing worked. A good girl can realy change ur perspective for u. I kno that people...
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    Accountability log

    hahhahaha LMAO yeah, everytime i see someone l listening to maroonfag i feel like burying a hatchet down their skull. :crackup:
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    HOW TO LOOK LIKE A ROCK- tip compilation

    wahhh! help gustapo! this post is not for newb what is a noob ? someone who cant dead X2 BW. "help gustapo! he is deadlifting with a rounded back! he will die! " i saw a guy yesterday who was filming my rounded back 205kgs, which he wanted to post on a mesage board but i got it deleted...
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    Accountability log

    i know how that feels man, the best way to psyche yourself up is to listen to some proper music like deathcore or whatever makes you feel like raping asshats and killing small animals.
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    HOW TO LOOK LIKE A ROCK- tip compilation

    did i say to only train those parts? i said they make you look buff for the ladies. unfortunately girls are too stupid to care about legs or how much you squatted on your last meet, they only want a certain look , which sadly only has traps and shoulders. take my b1tch for example, i recently...
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