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Tell her if she closes her Instagram account you'll stick the tip in but that's it.

1 to 2 hours? LOL Can't see anything wrong with watching a guy **** a prostitute lol. It's not like I'd be out cutting important business deals if I wasn't in holding my meat, so no, it's not a waste of time. It's pretty easy to know when you've done it too much because you get a sore penis...

That's the rule.

And for half a million bucks she doesn't even guarantee satisfaction. LOL

once i was working out and i was like hey ***** stop looking at me and come suck this 12 inch **** and she did write there in the middle of gym

If you do bang someone from work it does have to be just the one person. If you start banging everybody at work... get ready for some real drama.

Doesn't work in my experience. Can't make a woman do a damn thing for me. She'll find out I'm single and her response will basically be: try harder. No introduction to her single friends, no nothing. I used to think I was at a disadvantage by not having any female friends but I can't think...

I have the same problem. Would like to know.

I asked for a girls number and she said: No but can I have yours sexy? I'm a bit suspicious. This is some kind of polite rejection or would she actually contact me?

People are a drag. Alcohol and other drugs make them tolerable for short periods of time but when the drugs wear off, you're left with the same goofy ****heads with the same nonsensical beliefs they had before.

I'm still waiting for someone on this board to explain to me why almost every poster complains of BPD as if 60% of women have it when the number is closer to 2%. Someone above reckons 16% but whatever, it's simply not plausible that most of the problems posted on this board are caused by BPD and...

Did she stand on your head while she gave you a golden shower?

You don't need the gym, you're carrying around loads of weight as it is, you just have to use it to your advantage. Any activity is better than none, if you can stand up and use the computer, do that instead of sitting down. It's a gradual process, you're not going to go from couch potato to...

I'm pleased for you that you feel this has been a positive change in your life. I actually find that as my access to porn has increased, the temptation has decreased. There was a time when I was fapping a couple of times everyday, I ended up watching so much porn that it's become tedious and...

This happens to me a lot due to my lack of life experience. Last time I went abroad was a decade ago, I'm not one of these yearly or biyearly jet-setters that seem to be all over the place now, they actually make me a bit sick, because they think getting drunk in a foreign country for a week is...

Why does every thread on here mention BPD? The way you guys talk I would think 60% of women have it but I googled and its 2.6% so....

bdp = Big **** Pelican?

but once I find out she has one, how do I tell if he's a threat to me or just a loser? The last time this happened to me I thought the guy was a loser but she still married him.

Why does it seem to be the case that the only girls who show interest in me are taken. If they want me then why wouldn't someone who's actually available want me?

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