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  1. J

    Help me snap out of this one...

    it sounds to me like your problem with this woman is that she had 70% of the things you are looking for in a woman. but she also has 30% of the things you arne't looking for. so while its almost a match, its NOT a match. and no amount of walking away or ultimatums will change her. she...
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    Help me snap out of this one...

    jophil has totally unplugged from the matrix, cuz his advice is always 100% bang on the money. reality is that YOU dumped her. lets look at it like this. let's say that she gets dumped, goes away, does some soul searching and comes to the conclusion that your reasons for dumping her are...
  3. J

    Man Vs. Monkey!!

    so where the transformers and Optimus Prime the result of evolution?
  4. J

    Date with a lawyer tomorrow!!

    couldn't disagree with this more. its one thing if a woman flips through it in front of you and is gauging your reaction and stops immediately if you are not ok with it. but to flip through your phone while you aren't there?! perhaps if she was sh*t faced drunk i could understand that kind...
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    New LOST thread - What is going on?

    i think an annonymous call is still a good idea. whats the neighbour going to do? terrorize all the neighbours who p otentially could have called. but if you dont want to do that. then go rent yourself a 260 pound bodybuilder and have them go knock on their door and tell them 'i just moved...
  6. J

    I think my neighbors are about to literally Kill each other..

    but everyone likes a whistle blower (except the boss) :D
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    I think my neighbors are about to literally Kill each other..

    call child protective services from a pay phone. do it annonymously. just tell them that you are concerned, wanted to report that concern, and don't want ot get involved beyond that. tell them that there is aggressive and excessive screaming and yelling at [insert address] and that you...
  8. J

    Blocked by a Friend

    the guy who c*ck blocked was an idiot. whether he did it on purpose or not he was a moron. the guy who got **** blocked should just tell him 'you know man, you just **** blocked me and that wasn't cool' to which the other guy will probably say 'wtf are you talking about? chill out dude...
  9. J

    Man Vs. Monkey!!

    haha. your second paragraph makes no sense. obviously there was a point where no one had been told about 'souls' and then someone considered the possiblity and told other people about souls. :crackup: as for my statement, i agree, it doesn't prove a soul. i wasn't trying to. i was merely...
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    Date with a lawyer tomorrow!!

    you know what is funny. why is it that women are often hotter dressed than undressed? like, i can see a woman all dressed up and be like 'DAMN! man i want to tap that!' and when she is undressed she's still hot, but not as hot. i guess its like christmas as a kid. the presents under the...
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    Date with a lawyer tomorrow!!

    being a lawyer is a sh*tty job. its all about details and its generally combative / aggressive - i mean, people hire lawyers to DEFEND them from other lawyers. anyway, as such female lawyers tend to be much more male-like, because in their job there is zero room for emotion (the law doesn't...
  12. J

    What are some assets I could buy?

    go buy your dad something for the 300 bucks and tell him its a gift for being such a great dad and putting a roof over your head etc. if you do that you could get caught f*cking a midget in mexicon with a bag of cocain in your trunk and your dad would have your back.
  13. J

    Man Vs. Monkey!!

    there is no denying that we live in a physical world. and to exist here one must have a biological body with all the right parts. take out the brain, take out the heart, lungs, kidney, or just about any other part of the body and the body dies. this is in no way an argument against the...
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    Man Vs. Monkey!!

    whether evolution is the reason we exist or not, one thing is clear, there is order in the universe. this order suggests an intelligent design. i mean, when you think of the fact that we exist its mind boggling. - the earth rotates consistantly creating a 24 hour time cycle that has been...
  15. J

    Man Vs. Monkey!!

    hahahaha! so does this mean we should start f*cking monkeys if we want to have smarter kids?
  16. J

    New LOST thread - What is going on?

    how was locke able to walk again?
  17. J

    New LOST thread - What is going on?

    ok, i watch lost, but i haven't been studying it the whole time. i have some questions, give me the answers..... 1) what is the smoke monster thing? 2) where did the black guy and his kid go? 3) why did locke have to kill his father? and was that really his father? 4) based on last...
  18. J

    Men's Rights vs Misogyny:

    women have manipulated the law in their favor with the same tactic they use to manipulate men - by playing the victim. the law protects them more than men because it sees them as being weaker than men and hence need more protection.
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    Men's Rights vs Misogyny:

    the law isn't gender agnostic yet, but its getting there. even race doesn't matter much any more. where the REAL discrepancy lies is not in gender, but rather income. the law treats rich people completely different than poor people. i mean, let me get this straight, the guy who is most...
  20. J

    You think you got issues with looks?!

    wow. i feel bad for the guy.
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