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Hypothetically speaking, if that was my sister you threatened, I'd beat your balls with a bat, pimp fag.

Yes, but if she was worth her salt, she would have declined his advances, and if he persisted, she would have let her bf know this and then the best friend would be confronted and he could reevaluate their friendship from there. They both kept it on the low, so considering this guy is not his...

Go to church and take her to lunch after. Girls are really horny after church and lunch.

Send her a xerox of your dyck and balls. A good time will be had by all.

I think Kontroller X hit this one right on the head. You actually have the right attitude here. You are starting to realize that you matter more to yourself than anyone else or anything else you may have. Your changing and you are just not used to it. I don't really know where all this stored up...

Have you actually tried to ask any women out? You give the impression that everything will somehow magically come together without your own ability to plan and execute. You give the impression that you don't really want to put any effort into the equation and hope life just hands you everything...

I agree. The only jeans on their minds are the ones my package and ass are chill'n in at the moment.

Hell no, you don't beat his ass. You phucking dump your hor gf like a 10 ton brick of dung. If she did it to you once, she'll do it again. Don't let some phuking piece of sht hor ruin your life and your sanity man. In fact, if I were you, I would make a big production out of this and go up to...

I'm not trying to be the diick in the ointment, but what's the use in that? Not enough drama in your life already?

That's some good sht there. I like this.

Why the hell can't people write in paragraphs? She's probably just testing you to see if you'll act like a wuss, because she isn't giving you all her attention.

That's disgusting!

Yeah, analysation is always good.

You should have asked for a kiss instead of waiting for her to give you one. But you already know you were acting uncomfortable. You have to be relaxed around a chick or you won't go as far as you would like. You need to be in a relaxed state so you can use whatever tension is in the air to your...

I agree being loved is great. And besides my mom, I love myself more than anyone I know. That being said, I don't need anyone for love, if I do a good enough job loving myself.

Yeah this is good. I think in fact when you change your mindset and realize you are the catch you find out she is really just practice. To me, it's better to find one who goes along with your program more than one you have to chase all the time. When you are busy with you business, who has time...

Sucks that this guy was banned. He did a good job.

Just tell her that you know she liked it and she's acting like an immature brat. Tell her to get the hell out your face.

Most people grow out of the drug stage when they meet more responsibility in life and realize drugs and too much drinking will get in the way of their dreams and take the edge off of their intellect. Not to say that some responsible people will do drugs and drink, but they are very discrete and...

I hate ironing. That alone makes me angry. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!