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A big thanks for the advice guys I'll do that. Yeah, Duffdog, I don't let it stop me or anything, I had a long conversation with a lady at lunch today and we were talking loud in front of everyone for a long time with other people chiming in, so it's cool, but I think it would give me an edge if...

Does anyone know how to make your voice lower? I have this annoying high-pitched voice that is really a problem when it comes to women. I have a girlfriend, and I can talk to almost any woman, but at times, when I am caught off guard my voice will go REALLY high. It REALLY sucks. People have...

Happened today. Just throw it in there like nothing happened. I asked a girl to borrow 5 cents. Why? Just because I did need it, but I wanted to have an excuse to talk to her. She didn't have it, so I got it somewhere else. Latter she asks me if I got it. I told her *that's a little late* and...

I did something like this yesterday. I didn't actually launch into a pickup routine, but I was looking at an advertisement that looked like it was selling women's shoes to men. I just took the basic idea of a man acting clueless about fashion and asked this nice chick near me if they were trying...

That show is bullsht. I mean, I was talking to this chick once and she asked me what I did for a living. I told her I would have to kill her if I told her. I used to always say that sht. But she asked me if I watched the Pick Up Artist. I was like yeah a couple times. She was still into me, but...

Oh you fcking dck! You gave away the fcking movie!! I always wait for the DVD anyway. LOL

You have to be in a relaxed almost comical mood to talk to women. Treat her like she is your bratty sister. Make smart ass comments about what she is doing, wearing, or saying. Keep the frame. Laugh a lot and smile. Keep things light. And even if she gets smart with you roll your eyes and make...

Ask her if you can hug her tits.

What difference does it make? You are in more control if you call.

How are you going to stay with a chick without sex? That doesn't make sense.

lucky dik chicks can pole vault it

That's pretty sick man. You are an idiot.

Just don't use that as an excuse and you'll be better off. When you speak try to sound intelligent, masculine but not arrogant. Don't worry so much about what people think as long as you know you're good.

I think you answered your own question. You have to be relaxed around the ladies. You had it right there and you let it get away, because she didn't see you having a rollicking frolicking good time, such of which leaves chicks' panties wet.

Must be pretty good *friends* by now. NEXT

A little fudge-packing adventure, eh?

Have you tried it in a bathtub of peanut butter? Peter Pan crunchy works best.

That's one messed up btch. I had a wife of a special forces guy who is fighting for my freedom in Afghanistan get drunk and try to get me to fuk her. She was grabbing my nuts and putting her hands in my hair and trying to kiss me. I had to kick her out of my house. Fking btch!

Grow up little bytch