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You can fck 'em at 16 where I live and that goes for any age.

That's what I said when I tried your mom.

Get a lawyer who deals with drug cases. You may be able to beat this. Did they do any type of a drug test on you? What is the evidence. You may be able to get the charge dropped in exchange for going to rehab. You may have to get pretrial intervention if the case looks like you will have to...

Don't sell drugs, I got caught doing that once. Never again. You will pay. You could become a pimp. Again legal problem. Do side jobs for people like lawn work, painting, cleaning windows, detailing cars, think of sht to do for fellow students for a fee. Set up shop in your dorm room. My guess...

Ok wise ass, so you think you can handle all this manliness? Or I bring out your animalistic side is it?

If I have a GF or not does not matter to me. Why should I give a sht what people think? Most relationships aren't worth a sht anyway. So if I have one or not is of no concern to me. I want what is best for me, so pleasing other clueless people doesn't even come across my radar.

You have a nasty little mouth. I'll never tell you that.

Good idea. Porn is not reality. I think you will be more motivated and of course will stop whacking it as much. It will give you an edge. I quit masturbating about a month ago, btw, and I feel like a new man. I'm in more control of my life. A lot of chumps out there will doubt you for this, but...

I know it's old everybody, but anyway. Good story. You remind me of Jim Carrey for some odd reason. LOL Anyway, I think that you just started to relax more, which is a key to getting women interested in you. You of course have some previous talents and qualities that you have worked on to make...

Kino is creepy to them? Wow. More for me.

It would be nice to take it easy and just be a pimp for a spell. Not the kind who beats women, but the kind that women love so fcking much they just want to give him whatever they can. It would be nice sometimes.

As long as you don't stick anything in your anus, it's cool.

I'm gay and I have aids. No really I'm a serial rapist and I've been to prison 15 times.

Next time ask her what is not boring and who dressing the way she likes and why. I like going around in all black sometimes, but it's good to accent it with a outstanding coat or shoes even a watch or something to catch the eye.

You won't have to worry about her being taken or anything. She has manface damn! You should have photoshopped first.

Hey, that's better than nothing. In fact, it's good to know how to make up bs sometimes. It's usually better to get some attention rather than none at all. As for starting conversations, you can say almost anything. The line about the teeth, is actually a line I have said in the past. I guess...

Good post. Now all that is left for us to do is to go out a do it.

I suggest we all crap on your face and pee in your eyes. What the hell is so groundbreaking about this?

I love this. This is heaven on earth when this happens.

Can I pee in your ear? What? I said how long have you been here.