What's something mean to say to a girl who keeps on hitting on me so she'll stop?

Demystify

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This girl keeps on trying to hug me and pat me everyone once in a while and she is as gross as hell. Does anyone have any advice to keep her away?
 

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Just be like "TOUCH ME AGAIN and I WILL KILL YOU!"

:D That'll scare her haha.
 

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I got the perfect solution for you if you're serious about wanting her to leave you alone,and it's simple,easy to do. Just be an afc to her. Tell her she's beautiful,be clingy,needy,and insecure around her. Write her poems if necessary. If you have her phone number,call her twice a day.

You do this long enough,and I guarantee you she'll be running for the hills to get away from you.
 
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I'm gay and I have aids. No really I'm a serial rapist and I've been to prison 15 times.
 

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Listen to Igetit!

Because you know he's been in this situation MANY times. He's an expert at doing all kinds of creepy things lol
 

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Igetit! said:
I got the perfect solution for you if you're serious about wanting her to leave you alone,and it's simple,easy to do. Just be an afc to her. Tell her she's beautiful,be clingy,needy,and insecure around her. Write her poems if necessary. If you have her phone number,call her twice a day.

You do this long enough,and I guarantee you she'll be running for the hills to get away from you.
This will not work. If the gross girl realizes a guy she's infatuated with likes her back then she'll go nuts and be excited about it, not run away from it.
 

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Tell her that you think of her as a sister; and that if you got it on with her, it would be like getting it on with your sister
 

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Demystify said:
This will not work. If the gross girl realizes a guy she's infatuated with likes her back then she'll go nuts and be excited about it, not run away from it.
Well what does this girl look like? You say she's gross,but is she really? Or do you just not like her? Because if she's a 6 or a 5 at a minimum,then you know she probably has some afcs after her,but she turns them all down. Therefore,if you pretend to be an afc like all the other guys,then she'll want to distance herself from you too. Is she really gross? Like is she obese,with a face full of acne,bad breath,with teeth missing or something? She can't be that bad.

The suggestion from Asteconn seems pretty good,unless she thinks something is up when you say it.
 

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Tell her she disgusts you and you never want to see her face again let alone talk to her.
 

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You have to do this in a way that isn't mean and that you can both save face, ;)

Seriously though, don't be mean about it because it could come back to bite you later on.

Like Asteconn said, tell her you see her as a sister and then tell her you aren't ready for anything serious.
 

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Demystify said:
This girl keeps on trying to hug me and pat me everyone once in a while and she is as gross as hell. Does anyone have any advice to keep her away?

Why are you putting yourself in the position to be hugged or patted every once in a while by her? Why don't you keep yourself busy? Why don't you go where she is not? Why don't you keep busy with sports / reading / school / college? Why don't you volunteer?

You seem to enjoy the attention she is giving you. It's nice to feel wanted, even by a girl who is not good looking, its good for the male ego.
 

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"Shouldn't David Attenborough be filming you or something?"
 

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When she tries hugging you just push her away and say don't touch me, you don't need any witty or clever lines for this.
 

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I would just step away and go, "Hey, knock it off, OK?"

No need to be mean...there are plenty of ways to send a clear message.
 

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Demystify said:
This girl keeps on trying to hug me and pat me everyone once in a while and she is as gross as hell. Does anyone have any advice to keep her away?
Find a mean hot girl to hang out with, so she can be mean to the gross chic for you and you won't have to do anything. It worked like a charm for me.
 

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Try an Apocalypse Opener on her just for the hell of it....if she goes for it, just laugh and walk away.
 
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