4/26/11
Ok so I feel today is an important day to document...READ IT DAMMIT!
So let's start with the fact that I walked/jogged 6 miles today, and let me tell you why...
My first jog was a mile up and a mile back, this is nothing new, a great cardio workout made even better due to the incline hills of my neighborhood...
The next 2 miles were of a similar nature, except I went to the shopping plaza right in front of my neighborhood with the intent to hit on some chicks. After visiting 4 different stores, I did not see a single cute girl, I didn't expect to see many but I did expect at least 2 or 3. I did, however, put some work towards MOTU's bootcamp for the saying Hi to 50 strangers task. Anyway I'm getting near my house on the way back from this when I walk past 2 cute girls walking the opposite direction. At first I keep walking, but then I turn around to question whether or not to approach them, I see an older and better-bodied girl join them. So I just go f*** it and jog back over to them. I get their names, I get HB Tabi's number, and I suggest going to the playground to hang out, but they say they have to go to dinner and I leave telling them I'll hit them up later.
The last 2 miles pissed me off...Ok so I call HB Tabi about an hour later and ask her to come down to the playground, she says she and her friends are behind a bowling alley hanging out. So I walk all the way to this damn bowling alley, she and her 2 friends are hanging out with a bunch of skater kids on a dirt course they constructed behind this alley. It's fine until I see all 3 girls pop a cigarette. I don't like smoker girls, my first girlfriend smoked and at times I hated how her kisses tasted. So I leave and start on the mile long walk back home and text HB Tabi that it's a shame she smokes because I wanted to kiss her. We text back and forth for a short time, it ends with me telling her that if she wants to hang out before she goes out and smokes some more to hit me up, to which she replied "K", so we'll see how that turns out...
Later this night I went to my friend Brett's house for the first time, I hadn't seen this guy in 2 years since I transferred out of the Charter school and he was a close friend. I see some other old friends from Charter, 2 girls show up, one is taken but I don't care because she's a fat bubble, the other is cute but not hot.
We play catch with a football out front, play some Xbox, have some pizza...they started doing something called the "California Knockout" in which somebody bends over and breathes heavy for some time against a wall and when she raise up another person is to almost strangle them. Eventually they pass out as if they are napping and wakeup a few second later, it was funny to watch but I was very against doing something that involved messing with my breathing.
Finally we start watching Harry Potter, but that gets boring quickly so we play Truth or Dare...
I ended up having to do a strip tease, wrestle my buddy Jamie (who is a varsity wrestler), and kissing that other girl HB Sophie. HB Sophie gave me the worst excuse for a kiss in the form of a peck, she ended out doing a little 7 minutes in heaven with Jamie as a dare later that night. Hey, to each his own.
And now, since it is technically the 27th...
It's My Birthday!
I'm officially 17 and I must say that I could not be more disappointed. I really figured, and EXPECTED to lose my virginity at the age of 16, I don't feel there's any excuse for that. I'm a very attractive dude and I'm better than the average dude with women, but damn I wanted to lose my virginity before today!
Oh well, leave me your thoughts as always, especially you Norwegian