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[DJF or John]

Hey PRL, could you help me out with that nvt question?

Seriously dude, I think I want to get paid for some of this sex shyt on the side.

Lol, I'm not playing. Shyt, women get paid to trick, so fvck it, I'll trick too.

A great dyck is just as valuable as a great pvssy.....so if great pvssy creates extra cashflow, my great dyck will also.

 

[Last Man Standing]

At one point yesterday she was staring into my eyes for way too long (she was resting her head on her desk) and I was like "What?" and then she rolled her eyes and put her head in the other direction. Today she did something that has me confused, I don't know if she genuinely dislikes me or if she was just flirting. She started like insulting me, but just moving her lips without actually saying the words ou tloud. I couldn't make out what she was saying. I am really confused. I need some help, I'd like to make some progress in the next two days.

I can't tell if she is mocking you because she thinks you are stalking her or if she is mocking you because you don't have tha balls to approach her!

The only way to find out is to approach her and say, "What are you doing for the break - in town? Well then give me your digits and we can make plans! you'll know by her response!

 

[Last Man Standing]

Hey PRL, could you help me out with that nvt question?

Seriously dude, I think I want to get paid for some of this sex shyt on the side.

Lol, I'm not playing. Shyt, women get paid to trick, so fvck it, I'll trick too.

A great dyck is just as valuable as a great pvssy.....so if great pvssy creates extra cashflow, my great dyck will also.

The was a nutty question!

Women are scared of men - there are many woman killers out there thus male prostitution isn't doing to well - unless you are a homo and act like a biatch then you'll get some customers! I don't think you want to go that route!

 

[Last Man Standing]

OK Fellas, I'm drinking some brews and listening to some End-Times music so I think it is an appropriate time to answer some questions!

 

[Serialized3]

I have a question.

What do you think the best way is to go about qualifying women to determine which ones are the hors and which are the decent women without investing too much time?

 

[Last Man Standing]

A simple question deserves a simple answer - being a hor is an absolute - either you are, or, you are not a hor - their is no other alternative!!!!!

A hor is a woman who has had sexual contact with a man who is NOT her husband! But how would you know this? Well, don't trust her words rather look at the subtleties and not so subtleties!! Does she dress like a hor? (BIG CLUE) Does she talk like a hor" Does she walk like a hor? Does she sit like a hor? Do you see innocence in her eyes and in her presence? Is she an aggressor? Is she bombastic in her speech? Does she "hang out" at night? Does she go to clubs? Does she get drunk? does she take drugs? Does she play chess? (Haha - I just threw that one in to see if you are awake).

You get the drift kid - You are not going to find her with a penis in her mouth and most hors try to "act" innocent because they know that they are acting outside of their feminine natures!!! So you must look at the subtleties that always accompanies their hordoms which are indicators that they have gone astray from their feminine nature!!!!!!!

Hors are an aberration to their feminine nature!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Last Man Standing]

I'm drinking alcoholic beverages; thus, this is a good time to answer your questions!!!

 

[Chosen1]

any tips from moving out of my moms house. I already know I got save and save and save. Besides that what do I got to know?

 

[Last Man Standing]

The "Chosen 1" (that is a mighty title!) - when you say you are going to move out make sure it is not a bluff - if you leave, have the ability to pay at least six months rent and be able to pay all your bills for six months if you do not have employment!!

But then you will ask yourself, what else can I do/get for $800 a month if I have no rent and expenses? It is a cost/benefit analysis - can you derive greater benefits being at home or on your own based on the all the costs involved?

And yes, it is about savings!!!

Don't move out so that you can have hors at your place - this is a retarded reason - hors have sex everywhere - because they are hors!!! Pavement and graveyards are good enough for them - ask Fendurales - he can vouch for this!

 

[Chosen1]

The "Chosen 1" (that is a mighty title!) - when you say you are going to move out make sure it is not a bluff - if you leave, have the ability to pay at least six months rent and be able to pay all your bills for six months if you do not have employment!!

But then you will ask yourself, what else can I do/get for $800 a month if I have no rent and expenses? It is a cost/benefit analysis - can you derive greater benefits being at home or on your own based on the all the costs involved?

And yes, it is about savings!!!

Don't move out so that you can have hors at your place - this is a retarded reason - hors have sex everywhere - because they are hors!!! Pavement and graveyards are good enough for them - ask Fendurales - he can vouch for this!

Hell, I ain't moving out just for hors. That's part of the reason:woo:. Seriously . I know a girl once got with me with my little bro home my sister mom and granddad in the house. And I had my dirt clothes all over the room. Man I sucked as 18. Anyways I need to move out because I have to get things done. My house is like the middle man. BTW I'm going to look for and apartment in the 300 to 400 dollar range. I'm not making that much yet. Thanks for the advice. I'm goin to add you your rep and remember you.

 

[Last Man Standing]

BTW I'm going to look for and apartment in the 300 to 400 dollar range.

$300 - where do you live - in Vietnam????

Plan for 300 to $400 in food, plus utilities and laundry money, plus car insurance and phone/internet services, Cable TV, furniture and appliances, clothes,entertainment expenses, and "ho" money for lonely nights!!

 

[Chosen1]

South Bend Indiana. I don't eat much internet I can do without cable I can steal I gots me a cell phone furniture and applicance you got me there entertainment,I'm my only entertainment ho money yeah I'm going to need that.

 

[Chosen1]

oh I forgot about the car thing I can walk and catch the bus or bike. I got me plans for everything.

 

[Last Man Standing]

There is something else kid which should not be overlooked - living alone could get very lonely - you'll miss that daily interaction of others , no matter how annoying, once you live in silence.

Silence and being alone is not naturall; thus, woman!!

So being alone, is something that you've never experienced before and something that you may not be ready for!!! And, don't count on "friends" for company!

 

[~attrACTION~]

Actually, never mind, I'll make a separate thread.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Actually, never mind, I'll make a separate thread.

Come on kid, quit teasing - I'll be gentle with ya!!! I'll give it to you straight!!!

 

[~attrACTION~]

^well, my question was as I posted in this new thread here: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=122858

I want to know how to attract hors with my nice car. I drive a BMW E46. So anyway, since I have the money, the gold-diggers should be coming at me right? Doesn't seem like it exactly, but I figure rather than get escorts, I will spend around $2k to revamp my ride a little.

How can I use the fact that I have a nice car to my advantage? I just want meaningless sex, no emotional specialness. I already get compliments for my car, and the way I dress/smell (cologne). But just compliments, nothing more. I also don't want to just be like, "hey I drive a xyz, let's have sex now." That's lame. I don't want to flaunt my car keys or show off blatantly, but there has to be a way to insert my car into conversation without sounding like I'm trying too hard.

Any suggestions on how to get her to drop her panties because I have money, without really having to directly show off?

 

[Last Man Standing]

Ok Kid, I assume that you don't carry your BMW on your back and yet you want to make it visible!

I do know the answer!!! Just follow the PuiertoRican_Rabbit and you'll do Okay!! I knew the answer immediately, considering I've been drinking and I am in a state of mind to answer such a request!!!

Here is the key!! DISCRETION!!!! YEP - this is it!!! I know this goes against popular belief - the first thought is to "flaunt" your wealth - WRONG!!!! Fakes flaunt - those who have wealth hide and are subdued!!! Just look at Billionaires!! They are simple and yet confident!!!!

I suggest you show subtleties -- such as a key chain with the BMW brand and lay it out on the table for hors to see!!! Let them comment on it - never initiate the car topic, otherwise you'll look like a braggadocio. Just reassure them that you look for the finest in things - including hors - if there is such a thing!!!

 

[~attrACTION~]

Ok Kid, I assume that you don't carry your BMW on your back and yet you want to make it visible!

I do know the answer!!! Just follow the PuiertoRican_Rabbit and you'll do Okay!! I knew the answer immediately, considering I've been drinking and I am in a state of mind to answer such a request!!!

Here is the key!! DISCRETION!!!! YEP - this is it!!! I know this goes against popular belief - the first thought is to "flaunt" your wealth - WRONG!!!! Fakes flaunt - those who have wealth hide and are subdued!!! Just look at Billionaires!! They are simple and yet confident!!!!

I suggest you show subtleties -- such as a key chain with the BMW brand and lay it out on the table for hors to see!!! Let them comment on it - never initiate the car topic, otherwise you'll look like a braggadocio. Just reassure them that you look for the finest in things - including hors - if there is such a thing!!!

^ Hey thanks, that's along the lines I was already thinking. I'll remember it.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Ok Fellas, for your listening and viewing pleasure here is my theme song..enjoy!!!

YOUZ-A-HO!!!!

Original version... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJ1sUQmWkI

Slow-mo version... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S14Z-ZZmsew&mode=related&search=


Title: Ludacris - Ho lyrics
Artist: Ludacris
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(Chorus)
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
(Repeat 1x)

(Ludacris)
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

(chorus x2)

(Ludacris)
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

(chorus 2x)

(Ludacris)
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

(chorus x2)

(Ho)
Mutha****as im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha mutha****in ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on


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