Last Man Standing
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Alright boys, I'm drinking beer, so it is a good time to give some advice...any questions?
Now that sh1t was FUNNY as hell! :crackup:Last Man Standing said:Do you notice how all the hors in the audience boo the dude before they know the DNA results --- hors stick together like simeese twins!!!!
Thanks, man. You're totally right about my friend. I've tried to take note of some of the things he does and use them for myself. He gets girls easily because he's the textbook bad boy. He's very aggressive and doesn't care how people look at him. On the flipside to this getting him girls, he has almost zero male friends. I would actually go so far as to say I'm the only real close male friend he has. Being an alpha bad boy Don Juan seems like a lonely place in terms of just having buddies to hang out with.Last Man Standing said:DJDAMAGE, I couldn't load the movie - what is the name on youtube?
Nexus,
A girl at a bar is there to make herself available to men – that is her sole purpose – it was close to closing and no one made their move on her, so of course she went with your buddy, She would have chosen you if you would have approached her as a romantic interest and not just to talk!
When you talk to a woman you should, through your conversation, be hinting towards seeing one another in the near future! Women know that men talk to them because they want to pursue them romantically – she was waiting for you to escalate – when the lights came on this would have been a good time to ask to see her again and depart!
If she contacted you after she got plucked by your best friend then this tells you that she sees you as attractive and would have opened her legs for you if you would have just asked!!
I don’t think you are protecting your self-respect – rather you are protecting your ego!! Quit taking things so personally – leave your emotions out of it! Hors are for everybody, including your friend – quit making it into a contest!
Your friend is doing things right – he seems to have a lot of confidence - take a lesson from your friend and start being more aggressive!!!
Look for: "Black Snake Moan" TrailerLast Man Standing said:DJDAMAGE, I couldn't load the movie - what is the name on youtube?
:crackup: WTF??!! :crackup:DJDamage said:
DJDamage said:
Old guy? Hold on their kid - I’m Samuel’s age.. We are in our prime as men!DJDamage said:Look for: "Black Snake Moan" Trailer
Its about this old guy (Samual L. Jackson) who runs into the unconscious body of this hoe that got raped and he picks her up brings her to his home and ties a chain around her so she wouldn't escape and he would only let her go when she stops being a hoe.
Dude, you must be young!! A woman's prolonged eye contact signifies interest!!! She is begging you to approach her -- a woman's nature is different than a man's!!! Women do NOT approach but they do give signs!!!!! They used to,.in times past, drop their handkerchiefs for a gentleman to notice such and have an opener to approach her by requesting her receipt of this newfound object!!! Hors are more blatant today and will stare you down!!! Approach her and say, "Your eyes seem to speak to me without words - give me your phone number and we'll discuss further!!!itishe said:
Last Man Standing said:John, 23 hors in less than 45 days??? I can tell you that you are a very lonely dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are in pain bro!!!!
Yeah, people today are not trustworthy Sad to say but I have little faith in humanity today, corruption is rampant in America and most are selfish and self-centered and will say one thing and do another! Don’t trust anyone fully and keep things cordial and businesslike, even when dealing with women, but don’t give too much of your self to others, because in most cases it is not genuine!!! I have very few friends and I am not interested in developing new relationships. We are living in a time of deceit!!!!
With you always being in a sexual state maybe you are giving too much of a strong sexual vibe and so of course you are only going to get Giga-hors instead of those who are looking for a meaningful relationship! I categorize all women as “Hors” who open their legs to a man who is NOT their husband!!!! You must do the same, if you are to maintain your dignity as a man!!!
These women (hors) are empty vessels!!!
I said… EMPTY vessels!!!!!!
Men are made to be full of life but when we seek and meet a hor a part of our life essence is taken from us and we become a part of the hor essence and become empty vessels ourselves!!!! Your solution is to stay away from the hor and seek a woman of value who embraces her femininity!!!!
Good luck kid ---- I resolved to be alone over 25 years ago!!!!! Why? Because I do not want to marry a hor!!!! You must accept the reality that if you shun hors then you have decided that you will be ALONE for the rest of your life – there is a Spanish saying that goes… “I rather be alone than with bad company” – you must think the same!!!!!
Most punks/chumps get married because they don’t want to be alone – these are fools who are the loneliest on the planet – they will eventually get divorced because a Hor alliance is the weakest of all alliances!!!! Align yourself and bring along only those who will make you stronger in your resolve to fulfill your manhood!!!
John, rejoice in your solitude!!!! Align with others only if they align themselves with truth!!!!
I would absolutely guarantee marry a woman right now - but I will never marry a hor!!!! A woman is a female who has NOT had any sexual contact with a man!!! I said "ANY" sexual contact!!!! Your father is a STRONG man of dignity!!!!!!! You should respect him dearly - I don't know him but I hold him in very high esteem - our minds are tied to truth!!!!! Truth is NOT "temporal" - it was, is , and will be (future). it is everlasting!!!!!lookyoung said:So my dad says your going to get some left over *****! You sound just like my dad.
...But if I married a nonvirgin it would bother me a little. call me insecure, call me a puss. But the way My dad taught me it would bother me.
LMS- Let me ask you a question?? It may be too late for you to get a virgin. But when you were 26-27 you could have went back to PR and got a virgin. Your 14 years older than me and the girls in your day were a little better than they are today. Why didn't you do it???????
One more thing you say that there is no way you would get married. Marriage is for chumps. I agree for the most part. Guys marry girls because of insecurities. They sell themselves out for a piece.
LMS- would you marry a girl that was pretty, a virgin, a great housewife????
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
How do I become a ****y douche like you?Last Man Standing said:Ok kids, this is my first thread that I started -- So give me your concerns and I shall respond to them accordingly and give wise counsel!!! No question or concern shall be disregarded!
This is an oxymoron – a “douche” is a cleansing solvent for the vagina – “****y” is in the man’s domain!dynamicallyidle said:How do I become a ****y douche like you?
Then what does that make us as DJs? As men?I would absolutely guarantee marry a woman right now - but I will never marry a hor!!!! A woman is a female who has NOT had any sexual contact with a man!!! I said "ANY" sexual contact!!!!
I will forgive you for your transgressions and blasphemies considering your age and inexperience! I was actually hired as a character witness and consultant for the movie, ”The 40 year old virgin” – did you see it?Quiksilver said:Then what does that make us as DJs? As men?
Are we not men because we have sex?
You're delusional.
A "hor" is a girl who likes sex, as all humans/animals do. Would you not marry her because she is human and isn't afraid to express it? I would rather marry a "hor" who is in touch with her humanity, than a self-delusional virgin who doesn't know who--or what--she is.
And...Why exactly, are we taking advice from a 44 year old virgin on how to pick up chicks?
Puerto Rico is a haven for hors!! Puerto Rico has been a territory of the US since 1898! I “grew up” as a teenager in the 1970’s and the feminist hor agenda was in full swing!! There was a small percentage of women who held on to the true path of womanhood, but even back then women were wearing bras and panties as the dominant style of dress!!!! Every woman I kissed were ready to open their legs!! I said every!!lookyoung said:LMS- Let me ask you a question?? It may be too late for you to get a virgin. But when you were 26-27 you could have went back to PR and got a virgin. Your 14 years older than me and the girls in your day were a little better than they are today. Why didn't you do it???????
Johnny, why such a long list? Three out of your four categories can be categorically summed up into one category – that of the “HOR” category – they all relate to your mission of putting the penis in the vagina!!!!! “Wifey” material is beyond the vagina!!! You are seeking her essence as a woman and she is seeking your essence as a man!! Did you not read my thread on the”Natural order of things - sexuality explained and defined”?DJF or John said:Got u PRL.
You know, here's the thing. I've always been a gut following guy.
It's not preached around here much, but girls fall FOR ME, into about 4 different catergories.
Girlfriend/Wifey
Close Friends with Benefits
Social Fvck Partner
Fvck Partner
The fvck partner is just a chick that I fvck, period. The Social fvck partner is a popular chick that I fvck, that gets me "browny points." The close friend with benefits is the chcik that we are really cool and pretty much friends on a certain level, of course we fvck, but we are cool, we can hang out. The girlfriend/wifey this is my soul mate. This is the person I can call at 5 in the morning to come pick me up 30 miles away. This girl supports me as a man, supports my dreams, and helps me grow.
All 3 besides the Girlfriend/wifey, are really just there because of the Value I offer. I have a high sexual flow, and the sex is fun, plus I am considered cool, and that's why these types really LIKE me. The girlfriend/wifey likes the KING in me, it's the inner God in me that she is attracted to, and teh sexual flow is just a side item, it's not the baked chicken.
I don't find many girlfriend/wifeys, matter of fact, I have found NONE as far. But my whole goal with what I call my "Pvssy Flow" is to build up 5 Girlfriends/Wifeys....oh my God, that is my dream.
I love women...all women. I really enjoy them and the entire sexual experiences. But I really love being with my Girlfriend/Wifey, there's nothign better than that....
I know I'll locate these chicks...and when I do, I would have fully become the true Don Juan that I am, FOREVER!
Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.