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Yeah, because seeing other guys and cuddling and kissing doesn't count as cheating does it? :whistle:

So you like ugly chicks then? The whole point of this thread is just to compare tastes. I guess you probably just take what you can get then.

Everyone has different tastes, but I'm curious to see what they are. So I figure, with Miss Universe just on the other day, and pleny of gorgeous babes to choose from, post a pic of your favourite one or two that do it for you. Since we're all picking from the same bunch, it will be an...

She spat in your face and went home to her boyfriend?

I tried something similar once and all I got was a really *****y and defensive rant back about how I don't even know her and I shouldn't judge her etc. etc.. She's probably the hottest chick I know and also one of the biggest headcases.

Don't take this the wrong way dude... but have you been out with a girl before? Seriously, you're reading too much into it. I kiss every girl on the cheek as a greeting, whether it friend or lover. And I always go for a proper kiss on the first date.. and usually you have already been...

She can't be very interested if she asked her friend along.

Pm me

"I like your hair... it's kind of daggy like the Beatles"

I like to say "I love you" whilst beating her over the head with a blunt object. Confuses the hell out of them

What was the deal at noon? Meeting somewhere? You picking her up?

There's this one girl, that every time I see her, I wave, and she sticks up her middle finger, mouths the words "**** off and die you mother****er", and gestures in a slit throat manner. Do you think she wants me?

Just organise to do something else tomorrow with a buddy or something.. and if she gets upset at you later just say you didn't hear back so you made other plans.

I prefer nipple contact to eye contact anyway

Write : "Happy birthday, sorry I didn't get you a card." or write "Merry Christmas"

Mine was a serious entry. I can't believe it's not being accepted. That's it.. I'm not promoting your book anymore!

This TIP should make the hall of fame!

While you're talking she stares at the floor and looks off at other things? Yep, she sounds REALLY interested in what you're saying...

I find carrying a gun helps.

I'd like to enter the contest please! My worst failure was very recent. I have been studying all the techniques from a book called "FROM PIMP to WIMP: The Non-Juan's Guide... to LOSING the Girl of Your Dreams!" I don't know what went wrong.. I followed all the advice from the book word for...