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I think I just vomitted in my mouth

You'd think after all this time you could spell Don Juan correctly :D

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Hahaha. It's internet day at the spastic school is it?

Now you tell me! I wondered why I kept getting slapped on the train.

:down: It doesn't make sense to me

Listen to your own advice about posting drivel dude. If I stood a girl up, and she left a message "sorry for standing you up", I'd immediately just see it as her way of being *****y.. Any normal girl would think the same if a guy tried it on them. Get some new techniques.

Most girls with half a brain can see through that bull**** and will think he's being a *****.

If that story wasn't so obviously concocted, it would be very disturbing.

Who goes on dates at the mall anyway?

Yeh she looks just like the sweet girl next door... If you live next to a brothel.

I propose new terminology.. UB. eg UB4 = Ugly B.i.t.c.h 4

This photo isn't helping you to prove that myspace isn't just full of ugly chicks..

Whatever you do, don't tell her it is your most important date in 3yrs! :D

"Lets be friends" has got me screamed at a couple of times :(

Say if you've got a couple of girls on the go, and you can't be bothered anymore.. How do you guys go about letting one off the books? Especially when they are developing feelings for you, and to you, they are just another chick to hang out with and sex. I usually do the gutless approach, and...

lol omg dat was da bomb lol

So you like him for ages, but every time he busts a move you turn him down? Way to mess with his head

Nothing's happened in a year dude.. you need to get a grip.

It's true about mixed signals... The girls who always seem to be chasing you are the ones that say stuff like "I don't know how to act around you... I don't know what you're feeling".