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I'm reminded of the old joke: A woman needs a man to listen to her problems & give her support. A woman needs a man to help with household chores. A woman needs a man to be a passionate & expert lover. A woman needs a man to protect her from the dangers of the world. A woman needs to...

....'cause THAT would ruin the whole thread....:woo:

Does your gym have a punching bag? If not, you might want to find one that does. Go put on some gloves and beat the hell out of it a couple times a week till you're exausted. Might help!

The point of the fact is she HAD to marry him. She had no choice in the matter. Had she refused, she'd forever be known as the "Girl Who Dumped The Hero Because Of Scars." The media would be looking her up 10 years from now "...best remembered as the woman who dumped her fiance because he...

Stupid as in.... ...has no experience in social situations? ...is a walking blond joke? (Wonders why there are W's in her M&M package) Please define her "stupid" behavior in more detail.

Listen very carefully and do not hesitate on this advice.... CHANGE THE LOCKS! Don't wait! Contact the landlord if you rent, just get them change! If you don't you'll regret it! Don't make the mistake my friend did. She dumped her freeloading roomie and came back a week later to find her...

DON'T GO CRAZY SPENDING MONEY! Don't get the $150. cable/sports package! Get the very minimum package & use Netflix for your movies. Don't buy a bunch of new furniture! Look on Craigslist & get cheap/free furniture. You can always paint it or get matching slip covers. Buy appliances...

MAYBE you should shoot yourself in the foot! Why would you tell a woman what your problems or insecurities are?:nono: We don't want to hear that crap! We don't want to go out with a whiny "oh poor me!" b!tch! :down: That's what we have girlfriends for! Isolation is to get to know some one...

Just saw the movie this afternoon and LOVED IT! (Thank you BackBreaker, for suggesting it!:up: ) I agree. Even if it was a purely selfish reason, the fact remains that Michael got a chance that made his life better. He has a great career, money and is in the golden position TO HELP OTHER...

Simple, DON'T GET DRUNK!!!! If you do stupid things when you're drunk, maybe you shouldn't be drinking!

That's it???? That's your review??? Come on Dude! Make us want to take out a bank loan for the tickets, sodas & popcorn and go SEE this thing!

If it curves just right it will hit the elusive "G-Spot" with EXPLOSIVE results. Tons of guys have a curve. Go see your doctor.

Is paying $350.00 bucks a month for child support for 18 years a sh!t test? Don't be makin' babies you don't want to pay for!

Did she give you a concrete reason for her misbehavior?:yes: Did she promise not to do it again?:nono: Most importantly...DID SHE APOLOGIZE???????:flowers:

Once again...ALL HAIL JOPHILL28! The master speaks true! Yes, it was a test. Your response, if any at all, should have been: "Hi Babe, see you tomorrow!"

Wow! Rude move by her folks and friends...:down: TOTALLY insensitive move by you!:nono: Right now they are all telling her "See? We told you he was a loser! Look how he dumped you!" (I haven't gone back & looked at what you suffered with the last girl. Nor do I know how emotionally...

That's not 'preying", that's sarging! Preying on women is when you use them for money, cars and drugs all the while telling them how much you love them.

In these modern times, most of the guys here will tell you that this proves she likes you and isn't after you just for money. Now if it's your birthday, anniversary or a promotion at work, then I'll take you out and pay for everything. But I'm old school. Paying for the dinner, taking...

The thing with Aspergers is those with the syndrome DON'T hide! They boldly bumble through life thinking the rest of us are wierd! Try the website "Wrong Planet" it will open your eyes!

First of all, this is an international site. Guys from all over the world are posting here. As English is their second language, cut them some slack for not spelling everything correctly and forgive their twisted grammar. Secondly, I AGREE with the hugle blocks of text that is SOOOO hard to...