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    Girlfriend lied

    How did you find out she originally wrote it for him & not you???? She obviously didn't tell you. SO..... Was it from a male friend of hers? (Who would love to see you guys break up so he can have a shot at her?) Was it from a female friend of hers? (Who would love to see you guys...
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    Fat/Ugly chicks seem to do way better than most guys here

    What the heck are "back boobs"????:confused:
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    Marriage - Show me Successful Examples

    My parents were married for 49 years 10 months. (Dad passed in April) They fussed & argued as any couple would but never let it get out of hand. My Dad had several bad strokes & Mom was his constant caregiver for 12 years. (24/7/365) feeding, bathing, wiping his butt, the works...12 years...
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    A thread for those that get depressed this time of year

    ON THE UP SIDE...!!!!! *You don't have to buy an overly priced Christmas gift for her. *You don't have to deal with her fake smile when you get her the wrong color of whatever you bought her. *You don't have to pretend to be happy with a worthless piece of crap she got you! (That cost...
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    "You're Sweet"

    You're missing a great way to show your sexuallity. Instead of getting angry about it, try turning it around on her. "I'm sweet? Does that mean you're going to eat me like candy?" "So, will you lick me like a lollipop?" "Most women say that AFTER sex."
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    How do you handle if a woman tries to make you jealous by flirting with another guy?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yeah...what HE said!
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    Watch this race

    I have one question... Where did they hide the rocket booster? That is one fast little horse!
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    It's Hard to be a Man

    BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PRIZE!!!! You have to be wonderful! Do you think women would clamor for this guy??? Weak, chubby, soft. homely, cowardly, slacker, broke, no ambition, shy, retiring, retreats from conflict, gives up, worries constantly, witless, no humor, very emotional...
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    Nudity

    Victorian sexual taboos are alive and well in the U.S. Men live in terror of being imagined gay, terrified they won't "measure up" to other males. This fear over rides the desire to display TRUE masculine behavior of showing off the very thing that makes them MALE!
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    What do you think about the snookie incident

    It's never made clear WHY he punched her. (To those of us who didn't see the whole show) Just a woman leaning over and the guy going POW! I was wondering what happened in the moments leading up to the punch.
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    Taking her to a hotel? Would like to hear opinions from the ladies.

    Hotels are fine, but will get expensive. (Also, meeting at cheap hotels for a hook-up is SO 1970) Do you have a sympathetic friend? (Give him money for a movie, and you get his house for 2 hours?)
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    How To Hypnotize The Chicks With Your Handshake

    OKAY! When to the hypnotic site! AlphaRomero...you are getting sleeeeepy! Very SLEEEEEPY! You are going to chill out, have a glass of wine and quit posting this stupid crap like this on SoSuave. When I snap my fingers, you'll awake refreshed! SNAP!
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    How do you meet women?

    Take a chance! Start at a local college see if they have and photography clubs, cooking clubs or whatever you interests are. Go to A LOT OF CLUBS! Sure some will be "whack" but some won't. You never find which ones are which till you GO OUT AND SEE!
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    she asks 'what do you do?' but I am unemployed

    Tell her you're a Private Detective. Husbands hire you to follow their wives around to see if they are cheating!
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    Got fired, for making an apparent honest mistake, do I have a case?

    Let me get this straight.... You wrote a bad check...then don't understand why you got fired? Had you been MY employee, I'd have pressed criminal charges and you'd NEVER work at handling money ANYWHERE again. ....also your friend is a pr!ck!
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    immigrants from china, hk more successful than white ppl and canadianzed asian???

    Didn't do her much good, but I be it made her heirs REALLY happy!:up:
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    When employers ask "Tell me about yourself?" how do you respond?

    :box: These are CLASSIC stressers used by cops to make a suspect talk more than he should.:box: By being quiet after you answer a question, he makes you feel you didn't give enough information,:confused: so you start scrambling for more.:nervous: By slamming you with rapid-fire...
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    Nudity

    The male body has been the insparation for thousands of works of arts, paintings, sulptures. Elaine from Seinfeld is nuts (or closet lesbian) A toned male body is delightful to behold. The only reason other guys would be worried about you being nude is the typical male fear that they "don't...
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    Christmas Gifts for your gal....

    I only have one request: Come back on December 26 and honestly post how your girlfriend reacted when she gives you a gift, and you tell her you're "too cool for Christmas".
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    When employers ask "Tell me about yourself?" how do you respond?

    Do you remember some of the harder questions? If you do please post them so we can discuss the best answers for them and hopefully help some one else out.
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