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Wasn't this the beginning of Old School?

Whoa 5k for community college? Where the hell are you going to school? I just got done with community college and I only paid 600 bucks for 12 credits which is full time. My tuition for Arizona State University is 2400 bucks a semester and that's a flat rate so I can take 15 credits if I...

HAHA this **** is funny as hell. For some reason MMA guys think they are the shiznit now. They belong with the military guys acting tough.

Ok I'm pretty damn white and I've tried laying out in the sun (live in az) and it's just turning me red. I put on sunscreen and I stay white. Is there anything out there as far as tanning lotions go that can help me? I'm leary to try since I heard they can turn your skin yellow. What's that...

whatever. everyone knows han solo is the **** since he didnt need the force to get things done.

Why would you bring a women to vegas? What a waste of a vegas trip.

They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in hand

I recommend you never, ever bet on sports.

because that requires chewing

eat it by wierd al. i still laugh to this day.

You have a lot to learn about life

Dude that's just pathetic.

bar-b-q grill that

Dude, you know you have to turn it on first right? :crackup:

moose started licking

You can be sneaky and ask the professor to let you in his class. Just have him sign a slip the admin department will give you. That's how I get into classes that are full. The way it works is they have a max capacity of people in the room at one time but they always put it like 8-10...

give her a dikk in a box

I make just about all my calls in the car on the way to places. I have zero respect for people that can't call back. I give way more attention to women that call back and only talk for like a minute then someone who only calls back every once in awhile but talks for 20 minutes. It's the...

lol you guys make it sound so easy

dude just tell her what the **** to do. If you dont want teeth tell her to stop.