NewDestiny47
Don Juan
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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool? Mine is much, much darker than my skin tone. I know that's normal in some people but it just looks off.
thats true. you could do that. honestly I wouldnt really give a s*it though.just so suave said:hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
BLEACH IT.NewDestiny47 said:Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool?
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
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HAHAHA that made me lol.sparky0000 said:Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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DJDamage said:tell her you dipped it in chocolate if she asks, and use that to your advantage. :crackup:
LOL, way to cover yourself - when he is the only black man in the world with a white penis he'll sue you for giving your medical solution - the solution being "bleach"!FoolsCause said:BLEACH IT.
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If a girl is looking for it in the dark it will be "hard" but not for seeing - but for her feeling!!Create Reality said:if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.Last Man Standing said:Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device
Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
LOL indeed :crackup:DJDamage said:LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.
They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in handLast Man Standing said:Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.