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:eek: Dude chicks are so f'ing nuts, I swear. That is the most heinous, psychotic act that someone could pull...and this mindset is fairly common among female humans. I need to get a vasectomy.

Also, I'd like to add that this girl isn't really all that high value to other guys. *I* find her interesting and attractive, but she's not exactly Megan Fox beating off other guys with a stick. She's a pretty average chick. My friends say that I should try one more time in person, since it's...

Exactly. It really doesn't matter what you look like if you're a chick. Yeah, you may not be able to enter a relationship as easy as a hot chick..but sex is no problem at all. Right on with the prostitute thing. There's some NASTY ass hookers out there. But to be a gigolo you must have your...

For the record, a "threesome" is not gender specific. three⋅some   /ˈθrisəm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [three-suhm] 4. something in which three persons participate, as certain games. - Random House Dictionary 2010 No definition that references anything sexual. If one wants to...

It just burns me that she won't even give me a yes or no. Such disrespect... It kills me that there's a girl out there that doesn't have a boyfriend that won't go out with me, and won't even tell me why not. I mean, I don't even get a HINT of why not. I just get ignored. I'm a pretty nice...

Yeah, I guess I already knew that. It's just that it seems like she really liked me and I think it would be a lot of fun to rail this girl. Oh well.

I used to work with this girl and I still see her every once in awhile when I stop in. She's always the first to say hi to me and maintains prolonged eye contact...to the point where I have to consciously force myself not to look away. Even when we're saying goodbye, she never breaks EC. Not...

Wasn't it Thoreau that said simpify? SIMPLIFY, people. This kind of thing is real simple. First off, to get that body...you must have that dude's (forget his name, but the guy that was in that faggy fighting movie) exact same DNA. Everyone's different, so obviously you will never look...

Just to add something here, it doesn't always mean that she wants to smash just because she's at your place. I didn't bang the last 5/6 broads that came to my house, and the only one that I did...was my gf. I made a move on all of those chicks.

Ha! I like that.

I'm about to drop texting all together. I feel like I give chicks an easy out to give me excuses not to go out with me. Going to try to give calling a shot...

I'd say if you model yourself after Gerard Butler in 300 (except for asking his queen for permission to boot the messenger into the hole) or James Bond, you're in pretty good shape.

I don't know why you guys are even picking apart this chick's looks. There are far better examples to demonstrate what scientists have learned about how females choose their mates. Just open your eyes. Try to see through the virtual ticker of "Looks matter....deal with it" and "You aren't...

Naw, I didn't give her my number. She wasn't attractive enough for me to put in any long-term effort. :p I just wanted to bang her that night, and since situations like that arise on a semi-regular basis I need to know how to speed close.

Nothing? I know there's some naturals around here that would know what to do here...

Why would you say this, Megaman? It's obviously not due to experience or else you would never utter such a ridiculous statement. Did you see this in a movie? Have you been talking to nerdboy/Otis Lee? I don't know where you guys get this garbage, but you should take a look at the Bible...

How would we know what bad driving is without women pulling outrageous maneuvers in the middle of the street whilst talking on their cell phone? Without the bitter, the sweet just ain't as sweet. I'd love to enact laws to formally make women second class citizens. First rights to go would...

I was talking about having a chance with Heidi Klum. But the guy that I described with no confidence or self-esteem wouldn't get very far either. I'm not making this stuff up, man. Seriously. Google it for yourself if you don't believe me. Google something like "sexual selection confidence...

Hey, thanks for reviving yet another piece of **** looks matter thread, guys. We didn't have enough of them around here. Anyway, the fact is that fat and ugly guys CAN and DO get attractive women. This is because that women aren't obsessed with looks like men are. Notice that I said...

Took her down! Haha. I love it. That's amazing dude...I'd love to get my hands on the security camera video of that. Troll or not, thanks for the great laugh. If this really happened, wait a month or so before going back. You should be fine.