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You call me a stalker...and you just spent that much time digging up all my old threads to prove what I already admit: I'm a WBAFC. Very nice. :crackup: Still no pic, hmm? It's cool, dude. Looks don't matter very much to women. You can still be successful...trust me. I see average to...

You got it all wrong, deary. If I were to stalk you, I would just go to the RSD forums and shake things up for you over there as well. And I never insisted that I was better-looking. I said that it was LIKELY. However, we can't judge because you're too much of a puss-cake to post your...

Son, NOBODY believes you. Name one user on SoSuave who actually thinks that you're getting HB 10's making "infantile O faces" at you as you walk by. I'd like to PM this individual. This isn't just about the "average dude." We're talking about...dudes. Additionally, I'm likely significantly...

I know. It's so terrible to be browsing the DJD for longer than 5 minutes and noticing a reply to a post. I seriously need to get a life. ;) What an honor. It's great to join the ranks of Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba AND Biel, Danica Patrick, and the entire Dallas Cowboys...

You asked a question, and I answered you. You didn't like the answer? Aww. :cry: Post a pic or stop posting, period. Nobody is going to help you until you give some sort of indication that anything you have said is even remotely true.

Why? Because all you post is this garbage. This does NOT happen in real life. I've seen my fair share of male celebrities, and women do not act anywhere close to the ways that you describe in your posts. These are women that would drop to their knees in a heartbeat if the guys simply hinted...

Oh man, that site is comedy. I don't think I've ever been there until you posted this thread. I love how half of them are women whining about how they smashed on the first date and never called them back. Do they not realize how skanky that makes them sound?

Don't bother, dude. Check out the list of threads this guy has started.

Man, this one really hit home. For some reason, every time I walk into the club, all HB 9's and above leap on me and when I get them home...they complain about how they can't all stuff my **** in their mouth simultaneously so fights break out and it just turns into this blizzard of tongues all...

Haha, that site is such garbage. I haven't looked through there in years up until recently and all the chicks are 7's and above. Most were 9's and above. If a chick is showing her titties, she's getting a 9. If a dude is wearing a military uniform, he's getting a 9. I saw chicks that were...

Yeah, totally. I mean ever since Hitch came out, everything changed! :crackup: Seriously, though. This movie looks pretty lame. It appears to be some sort of straight to video deal, and the trailer was filled with crap (multiple shots of Michael Madsen laughing, random hot girls, lame...

Ugh, you're killing me, man. You say you agree with me and then you start talking about how important looks are. And for what it's worth, I'm not going into medicine for the status...if I was looking for that, I'd do something much easier to accomplish, like buy a nightclub or something...

Actually, there is. You really think humans are that different from other animals just because we have iPhones, Google, baseball caps, automatic weapons, etc.? Please. We are no different. Human beings still operate on the most basic carnal instincts. Our purpose on this planet, whether you...

Hahahaha....I love that. Although I think it would work better with a girl that you know on a somewhat basic level already and have already established some level of rapport. Saying this to a random is just begging to get slapped and/or get wasted by her boyfriend around the corner.

You were actually pretty entertaining until you posted this thread, man. Now you just need to go ahead and leave.

Or better yet, two girls doing the ol' double harmonica on your **** with the appropriate blurring to make it FB friendly. :) I'd say this is a technique for advanced DJ's. Posting pics like this invites all sorts of **** tests, assumptions, and personality expectations...which means that a...

Are you seriously prepared to argue that throwing water on chicks that don't want to be around you is a DJ move? If you are, that's cool. I just want to know what I'm dealing with here, before I lay into you.

Haha, interesting theory Adenosine Triphosphate. Or maybe natural hormones kick in that make muscle building easier and more evolutionarily useful due to the carnal kill-or-be-killed environment in which the inmates live. Nothing like the daily threat of getting cornholed or shanked to make...

Exactly. I don't consider myself to be especially attractive, but women disagree. Head turns, double-takes, etc. are one thing. This is normal. What the OP is describing is a fantasy and does not happen, which makes his posts sound ridiculous. Eh, I'll try that today. It's funny though...

Don't worry, man. It hasn't happened to him, either. Try to picture it in your head. Some dude walks into a classroom on the first day, and a "HOT" chick immediately looks at you, gets DAZED, then proceeds to drop her jaw and stare in a "transfixed" state. Sounds like something out of a...