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  1. KarmaSutra

    Books that girls like to see on your bookshelf/coffee table?

    If you're referencing dishrag chicks who you jump and dump, you're correct. If you want conversation and depth with a woman who respects herself and your presence, you'd better start appreciating words. The books you read do tell alot about who you are.
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    Books that girls like to see on your bookshelf/coffee table?

    You've gotta be a fan of Lost...
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    Books that girls like to see on your bookshelf/coffee table?

    I'm sure you meant the Kama Sutra as my book hasn't been released yet. I appreciate it though and, yes, my book on any coffee table will make quite the conversation piece. On my coffee table is a book about the life and work of Salvador Dali, Thomas Harris' Hannibal, Miyomoto Musashi's The...
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    Livin' la Larry David

    I wish to Christ you guys could hear how this sounds. It literally curdles my nutbutter into cheese. Imagine a cat being strung up on a hook while having it's guts pulled out by it's azz. This sound pales in comparison with what she sounds like.
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    Livin' la Larry David

    I truly appreciate your suggestions youngblood. However, it's a bit too impersonal to have Tool banging in my ears while I bang away into her guts. I enjoy the reactions women have to my touch and sexual acrobatics to have to stop diggin' a pool so I can put my Zen on shuffle.
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    Livin' la Larry David

    Boys and girls, I feel as if my life is playing out it's own Curb your enthusiasm episode. Let me begin at the beginning. I have two women I currently have sexual relationships with. I've always been, and will continue to be, honest with both of them regarding spending their time with me...
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    Excuses, excuses, excuses...

    Brethren, I don't come around here anymore unless I have something to say. Two months ago I had a massive headache and I took some meds to help me sleep. When I awoke the next morning the right side of my face had become paralyzed completely. I thought I had a stroke. I have never been so...
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    Lots of Theory and Fail, where is the Win?

    Some things around here will never change. Everyone has advice and suggestions but to put them into action is another thing entirely. I've seen guys come and guys go who write furtively about their hypotheses and their successes with women. What these guys don't tell you is what impact...
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    Paranormal Activity

    Fourth Kind was good. Two of my favorite actors (Elias Koteas and Will Patton) had a decent amount of screentime. *********WARNING: Spoilers Ahead*********** I also like the way the Director intercut the actual video and shot film throughout the film. Jovavich way over-acted as...
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    Spent a day on Loveshack...

    Good times, good times!
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    New Guy: Problems with ex

    You think you want her back because it's the easier of your paths. Either that or you're just as addicted to the rollercoaster ride of emotions you both have been riding since your relationship began. Ask yourself if going back to the old bird will make you a better person in any regard...
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    10 things NEVER to say to a woman

    I can't believe you guy's have all overlooked the single worst thing to tell her: " I love you ". You spew this sh!t to her before you've spilt blood together or shat out a kid and you're fvcked.
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    Paranormal Activity

    You bet your ass I do. The fact that Spielberg took time out of his day to suggest the theatrical ending say's a good bit about the picture overall. What impressed me the most was how well it amped up the anticipation. Anyone who's seen it who says they weren't anxiously waiting for them...
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    In Need of Some Guidance

    Young Brother. The first thing you need to do is fogive yourself. Everything you've done is from a decision you made. Life doesn't throw you curveballs. Life doesn't treat you bad. You treat yourself bad. You're not a victim of circumstance. You chose to not pay attention to your studies...
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    Paranormal Activity

    No, my main man KX, I'm saying it's Regan doing the backward crawl down the stairs Exorcist freaky!
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    Paranormal Activity

    In all seriousness this picture made me jump out of my skin a few times. It's not Pulp Fiction but that's the best part of it, it's simple and stays completely within the structure of the plot. The acting is better than 90% of the garbage out now. Have you seen SAW V? That's scary...
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    Paranormal Activity

    I thought it was wonderful. Two primary reasons: 1. It was made for $11,000. You can't buy two tickets to a picture with nachos and a large drink for $11,000 anymore. 2. It stayed true to itself. It didn't veer off into vagueness and ambiguity and instead stayed within the confines of...
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    Having Fun With A Dominatrix!

    What a classic b!tch response. Muscles went out and did what you he-b!tches only jerk off dreaming. Great report brother. Keep them coming. The women I mean!
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    born again bachelor

    You'll know. Being a liar isn't worth a piece of pvssy brother.
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    born again bachelor

    Praise Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Another Brother joins our fold. Welcome to being Born again.
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