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They weren't congruent single men before they got married. They're lazy and dependent on the whim of his old lady's opinion to dictate who he is. Who could be happy with that bullsh!t mentality?

Your desperation for little green dots is alarmingly similar of the rest of the he-b!tches. No one here is an "elder". That's a stigma you place on yourself. Let's try it this way: Dear OrangeJulius, How I woefully and whimsically wish you were here to defend my precious honor from those...

I agree. Example #1: Seriously? Can't spell your own fvcking moniker and you're giving advice to men-in-training?

T!ts, it's been a long damned time Brother. Good to see nothing's changed.

Do you prefer ass-to-mouth or backdoor to frontdoor? Do you swallow or use it like Oil of Olay? Can you make a peanut butter pie? Who gives a sh!t about her life? You're not going to marry her unless she says yes to all of the above anyway.

Since I got divorced in 2002, I've had nothing but(t) phenomenal sex with phenomenal women. My sex drives only gets more insatiable and ravenous as I become more experienced and appreciate of sexually ravenous, experienced women.

Crikey! I'm going to Outback to steal a menu (and a waitress), then download some Paul Hogan flicks. Better than Rosetta Stone.

If this is half as fun as the LoveShack invasion we old-timer's had a few years back, it outta be a decent use of some of my minutes. I'm down like a flat tire.

I thought it was because we use cutlery, use our hand for other uses than wiping our asses, and we have domesticated pets. Those savages call them wives.

Howard Stern had a contest where he wanted to find the most devoted wife/girlfriend. A few chicks called in, it was evident Howard was getting bored and was about to go on to the next sketch. He took one more call and it was a woman from Kentucky. "Howard, I am the best wife ANY man could...

Why do you boys think Married with Children changed situation comedy forever? Because it proudly portrayed the modern relationship dynamic more realistically. Down to Green aliens stealing Al's socks for fuel to save the Universe.

That's a shame.

My Moment of Clarity came from you, Rollo, with your old sig: Changed my entire world more than anything Sartre, Jesus, Buddha, even Crowley has said. Nothing's made my thought process switch up more than this. Seven years of rampant poon and ascendancy since.

The ONLY thing I learned from watching Jersey Shore: The greatest weapon in my arsenal:

Agreed. I do not tolerate grammatical laziness whatsoever. If I see one goddamned "U" or *LMAO*, she gets a warning. Laziness is a choice.

This is the only portion of your post which makes my dirtchute roil and tighten. I know it's absolutely "the right thing" to give women the thought that you're her one and only. This is the tether which keeps the sexual tension at it's most taught. But forsaking other women, even if only...

According to Cordon, we're all hicks who stank up the place with Moonshine, and bang our Momma's daughters. Maybe we can all listen to Garth Brooks' greatest hits while shootin' our muskets. We can't all hope to be anywhere near as cool, or as rich, as he is...

Gurkha - My favorite cigars. All of them; Black Dragon, Holy Grail, The Warlord is a BEAST. Only a man schooled in smoke can handle the Warlord. Gurkha Evil was released a few months back. I'm waiting for prices to drop a little before indulging. My update when I get them.

It is all good. This place, none of it, is personal because I genuinely don't care. Read it closer. She has a fetish for choking. I supplied her demand. I'll always be good. My work saves MEN's lives in the real world. You're right about words on a screen. Take your own simplicity and stop...

When we next hook up for our Men's round table, the snaps are on my Droid for your eyes to devour. This should be sooner than later. My apologies for not being as active with you Gentleman as I should have been, my Pop has some serious health issues I'm helping cope with. On a good...