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  1. KarmaSutra

    Female orgasm stories! Post your weirdest/coolest/sexiest

    Will you and the others allow me to post one?
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    Question for the guys who are married/have been married.

    This is the most important post any of us could ever read. Rollo, condolences on your Pop. Wonderful story. One which I have contemplated over. My mother is in recovery from breast cancer, and my Pop has a bum ticker and a brain tumor. I'm familiar with the shortness of our lives here. I...
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    Female orgasm stories! Post your weirdest/coolest/sexiest

    I'm not as illustrious as your shiny green dots, that's for sure. So I'm to assume mantle of God to everyone who reads one of my posts? I'm his Father? His Father-Confessor? His Deliverer from the worlds' evils? Fvck you. Fvck you again for placing responsibility on me for what other...
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    Question for the guys who are married/have been married.

    Having been married, then divorced (how many of you can say you were bought out of your marriage?), I have a voice of experience you guys who share this never have/never will mentality, would ever hope to have. The remedy? All of my years of post marriage bliss have led me to this...
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    Dancing Filipino Prisoners!!

    You had to answer your own thread? How pathetic. It figures though, who could comment on a troupe of dancing prisoners but you. Faggot. :crackup:
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    Dying a virgin

    This guy will die a virgin: But he's "rich" so he's happy. :moon:
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    Bono of U2 has the best singing voice of any rock band?

    Certainly you can spare a couple of your millions to buy this guy as an addition to your...harem? You do brag incessantly about how rich you are and what a "man" you are? Where's my $1000 check? You did wager it. Like every other bang-his-chest douche, you'll disengage and run away to...
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    Female orgasm stories! Post your weirdest/coolest/sexiest

    I don't give a sh!t about impressionable young men. You don't want to read it, don't. I have to hold your fvcking hand with what you read too?
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    Female orgasm stories! Post your weirdest/coolest/sexiest

    I know it's not anywhere near as cool as your billions of dollars and how you love to have your throat massaged by twink c0ck, but it's an experience.
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    Female orgasm stories! Post your weirdest/coolest/sexiest

    Here's a doozie: I was in a five month relationship with a 42 year old sexpot (which ended one week before Turkey Day). It took only a couple of weeks for me to coax her true slvtty, bad-girl self out. Three weeks or so into our relationship, we took a drive to Sanibel Island to hang out...
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    going back and rewatching movies

    P.T. has a phenomenal legacy in the making. The problem is his films are, well; boring. He wants to be Cecil B. Demill in his extravagance, but he doesn't have the pull of his actors (yet) to make his vision succinct. Marty has Bobby, Quentin has Uma, The Coen Brothers have Jeff Bridges...
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    going back and rewatching movies

    I'm a HUGE Ian McShane guy, but Pillars didn't do jack sh!t for me. Deadwood will always be close to my heart. Those c0cksuckers...:rockon: Have any of you had the pleasure of watching Spartacus: Gods of the Arena or Blood and Sand? Though it is gratuitous as fvck, the writing is superb...
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    going back and rewatching movies

    Unfortunately, after film school, it's impossible for me to watch a film as a spectator. I'm subconsciously looking at shot selection, Eisenstein's Theory of Montage, Mise-en-scène, Campbells' Hero's Journey, editing cuts, sound placement, the D.P's lighting particulars, and how the script was...
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    going back and rewatching movies

    'Moon, These kids today don't have any idea what "great films" are. There's no reference for them. Films that were shot with no explosions, which rely solely upon the Writer, the Director and, most importantly, the Editor, are a thing of the past. Quentin reinvigorated the spark of...
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    going back and rewatching movies

    Miller's Crossing. From a classically trained Filmmakers' perspective; the most perfect film ever made. Enemy of the State one way to let 2 hours pass by while you're writing.
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    I hate people who think the world owes them everything

    Is this as similar as the delusion that joining the Military makes you a hero or tough? People join the Military with the expectation the Government will "take care of them". That's babysitting at it's worst. I'm not shatting on my brethren who sign up to fight the good fight. But there...
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    V-neck t-shirts

    I'm a big dude. V-neck sweaters and T-shirts help to accentuate my chest (not fvcking hairless either. I'm a caveman for Christsakes!), my shoulders, and draw the eye downward. V-necks also show the top of my Karmic Kross tattoo. Gives the b!tches a peek at the goods. The goal is to feed...
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    Revolution in Egypt

    Blunt. But true nonetheless. "Hoo-rah" indeed. He won't. He believes green dots mean something real.
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