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Try getting a job doing manual labor. It's worked wonders for me - all I need to work at home is my chest, since my job amply covers everything else.

If you're not satisfied banging Jane you should reconsider being with her.

It certainly was for me, although for a long time I was just a jerk. While this did get me laid, I was unable to maintain anything meaningful with a girl beyond a few weeks (I was too 'mean'). Eventually things evened out, though, to the point where I can get laid but not act so heartless and...

I'm in, just so I can see what's next.

"Fat chicks need lovin' too . . . but they have to PAY!" -Quagmire on Family Guy

Just start discussing sexual experiences and see if she joins in. She might just admit she's a virgin outright.

I'm in love with both Olsen twins. I had no choice, I couldn't tell them apart.

I contracted hepatitis C from shooting up with contaminated needles but the use of Interferon eliminated the virus from my blood. I'm one of the lucky ones.

I wouldn't be proud if my people had gotten a$$holed like that. All it proves is the inferiority of their arms development. Seeing as many tribes were warlike I don't want to hear any excuses about how they didn't need weapons. Of course, I'd be most ashamed of the fact that none of my...

Girls who are obsessed with animals and their 'rights' while displaying a callous disregard for humanity.

The best neg-hits are in the form of backhanded compliments: e.g. "I like that sweater, my grandma has one just like it." You should avoid overt insults, they don't go over too well.

Social proof.

Look, guys, if some bonehead posted something about black pride or Native American pride you probably wouldn't be so quick to get up his a$$ about it. Sheesh, leave him alone.

That's pretty funny, Starman.

Quiet, you. No DJ should be afraid to grab T&A when the time is right.

LOL, is that when you're seen in public with psycho girls?

Are you daft?

The only interesting stories Demon has are about the places he has masturbated.

Don't say anything about it, it will just make you appear foolish and AFC.

If you're not in any hurry to get into a relationship, then forget about this girl. What she has in mind is pretty obvious.