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I talk about 'ignorant n i g g e r s ' and 'these fvcking illegal Mexican c0cksuckers' in front of everybody I know, including my gf, and they seem to admire my honesty. It helps if you can make a good case. The former didn't bother me until they began to senselessly harass me, while it was...

Oh, you fiend! :rolleyes:

Anyone with confidence and a mind of his own can get girls. Bottom line.

If you can trick them into saying they'd prefer if you used a condom, it isn't considered rape.

The real horror story is what would have happened if it had been me and the 15 year old in that situation.

You should feed a girl any line of bullshyt necessary to get your dyck inside her.

I've tried everything I can think of, but I can't get my girlfriend to orgasm. I even resorted to eating her out, which I had never done before, but to no avail. Anything I can do?

Just go out and make conversation with random people, despite your nervousness. With experience comes confidence.

Not me. I fantasize about there being a pvssy in my mattress.

"If you wanted it in the a s s why didn't you just say so?"

F u c k ten other women. It's the best way to forget about any particular girl.

Q: What's a Chinese girl's favorite holiday? A: Erection Day.

When a girls 'friendses' you you can still use her as a pivot or social proof.

FTOW.

Suicide squeeze = anal.

I like McDonald's, me.

Calamine lotion, and for God's sake don't scratch it.

Cochlear implants, perhaps. If you made as much money as Rush Limbaugh you might be able to afford them, too. Other than that I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's a pathetic AFC stunt.

Skip a night of sleep altogether and go to bed early the following evening.