For the record, what is "Making out"??

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I have a rough idea of what "making out" is, but I don't know what it really is. Could someone enlighten me on this?

My own thinking is that it constitute passionate kissing as well as touching, but I don't know...

Also, what is the definition of the 1st base, 2nd base, and so on? Again, I have some idea, but no one has told me what it really is..
 

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where have you been for the last 12 years of your life?

making out: simple kissing with tounge, no heavy petting reqired in the definaton but ususally your hands are going to move around

the standard textbook definitions:

1st base: french kiss

2nd base: going up the shirt

3rd base: fingering the chick

home run: SEX

here is how it really should be:

Up to bat: French kiss

First Base: going up the shirt and bra

Second Base: Handjob/Fingering

Third Base: *******/Eating her out

Home Run: SEX

Grand Slam: Sex with 2+ Woman
 

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drixsa

LMFAO...haha..good post man..

How bout extra-innings?
 

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Originally posted by drixsa
the standard textbook definitions:

1st base: french kiss

2nd base: going up the shirt

3rd base: fingering the chick

home run: SEX

here is how it really should be:

Up to bat: French kiss

First Base: going up the shirt and bra

Second Base: Handjob/Fingering

Third Base: *******/Eating her out

Home Run: SEX

Grand Slam: Sex with 2+ Woman
What does the textbook say about a 'sacrifice fly'?
 

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Extra innings = 10" co*k

Sacrifice Fly = Giving her up to another dude

Balk = I am not in the mood tonight

Stolen base = Took her away from an AFC

K's = Tons of kinos

Doubleheader = Two gals servicing your member

Twinbill = Same as above but with twins

Infield fly rule = You're automatically out; she can advance at her own risk
 

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"Making out" and all those other terms are all Americanisms not used in the rest of the English-speaking world, as far as I know. Certainly not in the British Isles. Perhaps the guy who started the thread does not come from North America. In Northern Ireland, "a court" or "courting", where the terms are pronounced as "a coort" or "coortin", are the equivalents forms of "making out". I don't know if the English still refer to it as "snogging"...
 

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Snogging sounds too much like snot to me. It would really turn me off for about 3 seconds if a chick said "let's snog."
 

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lol no doubt..its got that "farm-animal-esque" feel to it. I'll pass thanks
 

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Yeah, it is euphonically unappealling - makes me think of adenoid problems and bunged sinusses...
 

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Hit By Pitch = She's an animal in bed

Walk = Hooker

Ejection = "We should see other people." Said by her.

Foul Ball = She's related to you.

Perfect Game = Sex on first date with a model and she was a virgin.

No-Hitter = You have Blue Balls at the end of the night.
 
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the rodeo- while you're doing your manly business from the behind, go up to her ear and whisper"your sister's ***** is better(if she has a sister or it could be a friend)" and then see how long you can stay on...
 

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HAHAHA!

DAYAM..this thread is hilarious ya'll...I needed a good laugh fellas..

Now THIS is DJ BIBLE stuff...:D
 

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Originally posted by Ded_Skin_Mask13
the rodeo- while you're doing your manly business from the behind, go up to her ear and whisper"your sister's ***** is better(if she has a sister or it could be a friend)" and then see how long you can stay on...
thats caleed the bucking bronco,

http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html

check this site out...hilarious
 
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