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yes. people call me a weirdo every time I speak to them. For me they dont understand it is like I am asleep and in a dream always so it gets hard to grasp reality. When I say things it makes sense to me then people say I am talking bollox but I dont get why? I am taking drugs but I get...

Sell all them and buy a four thousand!!!:yes:

hahahahaaa!!!! for sure! :rock:

No.

Don't forget to look after gran and leave the bin out for collection. Time will tell, my friends, time will tell.

Or "unbutton" the woman suit! Thanks Mike.

I got a scrubby in the face from my mom when I sweared. Hurt like a (fat) bastard!

Put the worms on her face! or even better catch some bees and put them in the can and give them as a present and she'll open it and they sting her!!!!!!!!!!! best ever joke if she is on the toilet when she opens it so tell her to save it until then!

ITss like being trapped in a revolving door. you have to stop before you can get out and get a drink or you will die of thirst. tell you girl to go to the side and move out of your way because you want to get out of the revolving door and get a drink! See what I mean?