What women want - From a real woman!

[Lishy]

Wow you guys ...... I started this thread as a joke and I get called an attention seeker and a venereal disease (even though it was spelled wrong) - With that amount of charm and that lack of a sense of humour, no wonder most of you are on here!!

Chill Winston!

 

[ThunderMaverick]

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oh right.















.................lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nighthawk]

Wow you guys ...... I started this thread as a joke and I get called an attention seeker and a venereal disease (even though it was spelled wrong) - With that amount of charm and that lack of a sense of humour, no wonder most of you are on here!!

Chill Winston!

Yeah, I think Douche hijacked your thread and you caught some unwarranted heat.

What women want - A man who won't put up with their nonsense. And all the other obvious stuff like charm, confidence, huge wang...

 

[ThunderMaverick]

huge wang...

*looks down*

Does it HAVE to be ....."huge"?

 

[Lishy]

Yeah, I think Douche hijacked your thread and you caught some unwarranted heat.

What women want - A man who won't put up with their nonsense. And all the other obvious stuff like charm, confidence, huge wang...

I can take the heat, I am a big girl

It is just funny that a thread that was obviously a joke has amassed over 100 replies and most are not even related to the OP! lol

Oh well, I guess you guys dont like the newbies lol

 

[Lishy]

*looks down*

Does it HAVE to be ....."huge"?

Don't you listen to the hype hon - Of COURSE size matters and do not be told any different!!!!!!!!!!:crackup:

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Don't you listen to the hype hon - Of COURSE size matters and do not be told any different!!!!!!!!!!:crackup:

Good thing my tongue is faster than Bruce Lee's kicks.

 

[Nighthawk]

People don't like HOMBRE because all she did was some lame-ass trolling without any content. You seem fine, though some members will flame a new member, male or female, if they act like they are dishing out amazing insights when it's considered common knowledge.

For the record, I don't know which Loveshacker you are, but you're welcome here. Some thoughts and insight to balance the jokes would be good too.

 

[Lishy]

People don't like HOMBRE because all she did was some lame-ass trolling without any content. You seem fine, though some members will flame a new member, male or female, if they act like they are dishing out amazing insights when it's considered common knowledge.

For the record, I don't know which Loveshacker you are, but you're welcome here. Some thoughts and insight to balance the jokes would be good too.

I am Lishy at Loveshack - I come not hidden and I come in peace! (most of the time) hahhaha

 

[SilverSonnet]

Good to have you here, I believe I'm the youngest member. Dont worry, I'm mature

Ben

 

[penkitten]

Wow you guys ...... I started this thread as a joke and I get called an attention seeker and a venereal disease (even though it was spelled wrong) - With that amount of charm and that lack of a sense of humour, no wonder most of you are on here!!

Chill Winston!

lishy welcome to the forum!
i really don't think anyone disliked your thread or was calling you anything. i am sorry your thread got hijacked but there are members here that did not go over to love shack to do anything the other night. those particular people were banned and are gone from the love shack now. some of you came for good reasons here (*like you) but others came to copy and paste and laugh at us there on page 396 of some thread.
i'm like you, i use my username here and there and i don't care who knows it.
i hope you enjoy the site here

 

[JackPrescott]

I know what I want. But that's after years of getting what I didn't want.

Yeah, you want a LIAR, and a CHEATER and probably an abusive a$$hole who tells you where to go and how fast. Thats why you still whine over your ex. :moon:

 

[JackPrescott]

The Invitation
by Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Canadian Teacher and Author



It doesn't interest me what you do for a living
I want to know what you ache for
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.

It doesn't interest me how old you are
I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool
for love
for your dreams
for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon...
I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow
if you have been opened by life's betrayals
or have become shrivelled and closed
from fear of further pain.

I want to know if you can sit with pain
mine or your own
without moving to hide it
or fade it
or fix it.

I want to know if you can be with joy
mine or your own
if you can dance with wildness
and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your
fingers and toes
without cautioning us to
be careful
be realistic
to remember the limitations of being human.

It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me
is true.
I want to know if you can
disappoint another
to be true to yourself.
If you can bear the accusation of betrayal
and not betray your own soul.
If you can be faithless
and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see Beauty
even when it is not pretty
every day.
And if you can source your own life
from its presence.

I want to know if you can live with failure
yours and mine
and still stand on the edge of the lake
and shout to the silver of the full moon,
"Yes."

It doesn't interest me
to know where you live or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up
after a night of grief and despair
weary and bruised to the bone
and do what needs to be done
to feed the children.

It doesn't interest me who you know
or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand
in the center of the fire
with me
and not shrink back.

It doesn't interest me where or what or with whom
you have studied.
I want to know what sustains you
from the inside
when all else falls away.

I want to know if you can be alone
with yourself
and if you truly like the company you keep
in the empty moments.


:flowers:

All true for a 43 year old looking for marriage. But women in their 20's? LOL. They are looking for Playas who make their insides tingle. Period.

 

[JackPrescott]

Wow you guys ...... I started this thread as a joke and I get called an attention seeker and a venereal disease (even though it was spelled wrong) - With that amount of charm and that lack of a sense of humour, no wonder most of you are on here!!

Chill Winston!

I never called you any of that. But unless you use Pamela Anderson's same surgeon, a topless picture of you would be ineffective, sweetie.

 

[Interceptor]

All true for a 43 year old looking for marriage. But women in their 20's? LOL. They are looking for Playas who make their insides tingle. Period.

Jack, it appears you are assuming that Lovely Lady wrote the poem and is 'looking for marriage', the first which is incorrect, LL did NOT write the poem she merely posted it to share some helpful insight, and the second is none of your business to assume.

 

[JackPrescott]

Jack, it appears you are assuming that Lovely Lady wrote the poem and is 'looking for marriage', the first which is incorrect, LL did NOT write the poem she merely posted it to share some helpful insight, and the second is none of your business to assume.

If it is posted on this site by a female, it's all my business, Sweetie. :moon:

 

[Interceptor]

If it is posted on this site by a female, it's all my business, Sweetie. :moon:

Thats because your too damn nosy, littel girl.

You are so cute.

Hey stop showing me your buns,sweet cheeks!
People will think you're legal!!

 

[SharinganUser]

I would counter that deeper intimacy (bigger orgasm) is found through mutual understanding.

It is not a power play.

What are you going on about? What does that even have to do with what I said?

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I can't believe I let these women draw me into the fighting last night. I will never again pay these weird women any attention on Sosuave. I urge other guys to do the same.

Other then the regulars these new women are just trolls. They probably look like one too.

 

[JackPrescott]

Wow you guys ...... I started this thread as a joke and I get called an attention seeker and a venereal disease (even though it was spelled wrong) - With that amount of charm and that lack of a sense of humour, no wonder most of you are on here!!

Chill Winston!

How much do you weigh?