Field Report On "PEACHES,"
July, 2007
Race: Black
Ethnicity: Possibly American
Age: 24
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 150-165 lbs
Eyes: Grey contacts,
Natural color: Unknown
Hair: Black straight weave that comes to her shoulder blades.
Natural length: Unknown
Measurements: Possibly 32, 36D, 32 or 34, 30 or 32
Complexion: Dark e.g. Serena Williams
Known Tattoos: Right arm: "I Love My Mommy," in script. Unknown tattoo across the small of the Target's back.
Hot Babe Rating: 6 1/2
Known Piercings: Ears and tongue
Target Code Name:"PEACHES,"
WARNING: O.M.R. HIGHLY DISCOURAGES the sarging of co-workers. Sarging co-workers can lead to one or all three of the following scenarios:
1) Job Termination
2) Sexual Harassment suit
3) Civil action
Only sarge co-workers if you or your target is about to resign or is terminated from your current place of employment or you don't give a f*ck about that particular job.
Briefing:
"PEACHES," was one of my former co-workers. Being that O.M.R. is aroused by pheromones, after her looks O.M.R. was turned on by the peach scented perfume that the Target was wearing. When O.M.R. mentioned to "PEACHES," that he was turned on by pheromones, she commented, "What are you? A tiger?
After physical appearance, personality comes into play. O.M.R. is greatly attracted to women who are personable, affable, and always happy and smiling. "PEACHES," is all of the above. One of her best attributes is her very seductive and sexy smile that she always seem to be flashing for the masses.
One day while at O.M.R.'s bull**** job, we were seated to one another. Here I had an opportunity to engage in some fluff talk and neg the Target a bit. "PEACHES," was leaning back in a chair and O.M.R. mentioned not to lean back to far because she might break the chair and fall down. "PEACHES," said, "That's Okay." You'll pick me up." O.M.R. said, "No I won't." Then O.M.R. proceed on with his work. The Target just sat there kind of astounded that O.M.R. said what he said. Though "PEACHES," is on the chunky side, she's VERY PRETTY, and has a very sexy aura about herself. In addition, "PEACHES," dresses her ass off and accessorizes extremely well. With the banter between the two of us and the light kino that was going on, O.M.R. made the move for the bounce. Of course, O.M.R. went for his "go to," bounce location: Cold Stone Creamery.
"PEACHES," agreed and being that O.M.R. got off of worked before she did, O.M.R. decided to wait for her. Unfortunately she got off a lot later than we both expected so The Creamery plan was scrubbed, we opted for McDonald's.
The only thing that went on at McDonald's was intel gathering. O.M.R. found out that The Target has a master's degree in sociology and was trying to find out exactly where to ply her trade. O.M.R. also engaged in some light kino. This date ended with a number close.
Other things of note that happened with "PEACHES," she invited O.M.R. to walk with her 7/Eleven.
Change of Plans
O.M.R. texted "PEACHES," on evening about meeting him for a bite to eat. She called O.M.R. and was more than happy than to join O.M.R. for an evening out.
NOTE TO RAFC'S: A common question on this site is how to ask chicks out and how to get them to agree to dates. O.M.R. has found since he's began studying strategy and tactics is to ask the target right then and there. For example if you want to take a chick out, call her and say your going for drinks, food, ice cream, etc, then TELL HER TO COME. Either she'll agree or decline. If your target is feeling you, she'll readily agree. Besides asking her out is a slight DLV. Women would to be bossed around a bit.
O.M.R. must admit he had an AFC flashback. O.M.R. thought that "PEACHES," would pull a "no show." We had agreed to meet at the train station, then O.M.R. started to second guess himself. O.M.R. positioned himself outside of the job so he could see her leave. Then O.M.R. realized what he was doing and then proceeded to the train station. Then at the train station after O.M.R. paid his fare. O.M.R. started to doubt that "PEACHES," should up again. So O.M.R. decided to wait for "PEACHES," at the corner. As O.M.R. was going down the stairs he saw "PEACHES," going up the stairs. O.M.R. turned around and met her upstairs.
O.M.R.'s plan was to take "PEACHES," to a cool bar on 14th St and 8th that had cheap food and beer. O.M.R. then asked "PEACHES," where she kicked it at? The Target replied in around the Times Square area. Some how Dave and Buster's got into the conversation. Like a gitty little kid with a big ass smile on her face, "PEACHES," said, "I've never been to Dave and Buster's. Let go there."
We're This Far Apart
O.M.R. tries to avoid the Times Square area. Since the rents are more expensive in that part of town, merchants pass that cost on to the consumer. For example a Number Two cost about $5.50, O.M.R. wouldn't be surprised at the 42nd St McDonald's it's a .75 cents to a dollar more. O.M.R. had $60 on him. So O.M.R. is counting those pennies.
On the weekend Dave and Buster's charge a cover. O.M.R. isn't even in the place and O.M.R. is already down 10 bucks. Fortunately Dave and Buster's gives you a debit card to play the games.
"PEACHES," is a big kid and is really enjoying herself with the video games. Here's where O.M.R. makes his first take of the evening. I love video games. The home versions. O.M.R. was never into arcade games. O.M.R. is standing by watching "PEACHES," play the games. Then she asks O.M.R. why he isn't joining in. O.M.R. tells her he isn't into arcade games. Plus O.M.R. was watching those debit card balances. After some coxing, O.M.R. joins in on the gaming.
After being seated for dinner, O.M.R. takes a look at the menu and it's just as O.M.R. suspected, overpriced food. Here's what saved O.M.R., most of Dave and Buster's dining choices are hamburgers and French fries. Being that a had burger and fries earlier in the day, O.M.R. really didn't want to have the same meal again. So O.M.R. opted for a $7 piece of very rich chocolate cake. Dinner conversation is mostly fluff talk. As with "RESPECT ME,""PEACHES," doesn't know what a romantic date is because nobody has never treated her in a romantic fashion.
O.M.R. naturally has a dour expression on his face. O.M.R. has been told by friend's he looks unhappy, sad, or depressed. So The Target inquiries about O.M.R.'s mood. O.M.R. says he's fine and is enjoying "PEACHES," company. In the back of O.M.R.'s mind he's hoping something embarrassing something doesn't happen with the bill. With in mind O.M.R. isn't building comfort or escalating kino.
Finally the conversation turns to music. "PEACHES," is naming of the songs being played or some that's currently being played on the radio. O.M.R. either doesn't like the songs or has never heard of them. Then "PEACHES," says, "I'm trying to find some common ground, but it seems we're this far apart. She illustrates this holding up her index fingers about a foot apart.
Now O.M.R. is in panic mood. O.M.R. is thinking to himself, "F*ck something went wrong in my rapport building and now I'm back square one." It was if "PEACHES," were saying, "I like you. Give me a reason to allow myself to become more attracted to you."
After this and especially when the bill came O.M.R. became more relaxed, unfortunately the damage had been done. The evening end with a hug and kiss on the cheek. After O.M.R. returned home, O.M.R. called the Target to let her know he got in OK. "PEACHES," agreed to second date, but knowing the nature of females, O.M.R. knows that was all "Hollywood talk."
Analysis
O.M.R. dropped the ball plain and simple. The Target agreed to meet O.M.R. without prior notice on the spur of the notice. The interest and initial attraction was there, but for some reason, O.M.R. didn't move things forward. O.M.R. had plenty of times during the course of the evening to escalate kino and move the seduction forward but failed to do. Which in turned caused the Target lose interest. O.M.R. emailed, "PEACHES," and one of the two emails were returned. O.M.R. will email "PEACHES," in about three weeks. If "PEACHES," doesn't hit O.M.R. on the third email attempt. This particular sarge will be dead. On another note despite the fact "PEACHES," phone is off, she doesn't have O.M.R.'s contact information and has yet to call O.M.R.