The Adventures Of Omipotens Maximus Rex: Reports From The Field

[Maximus Rex]

Was She Choosin'?

To: So Souave Don Juans

From: Omnipotens Maximus Rex

Subject: Was She Choosin'?


Date: 30-10-13

Race: Black

Nationality: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Height: 5'

Weight: 115-120 lbs

Eyes: Brown

Natural Hair Color: Black

Natural Hair Length: Unknown, however The Potential Target has a black weave that comes to about her shoulders that's wavy in texture similar to http://www.perfectlocks.com/images/...original/21da1e260dae5e106d9c6d3a2cb9db03.jpg

Measurements: Unknown, (however, the Potential Target appears to be a 32, 34 C, 28 in the waist, maybe 30 in the hips)

Complexion: Dark (i.e. Kelly Rowland) http://www.perfectlocks.com/images/...original/21da1e260dae5e106d9c6d3a2cb9db03.jpg

Known Tattoos: Unknown

Hot Babe Rating: 6 1/2

Known Piercings: Ears

Code Name: "SODA POP,"

Briefing​

Rex would like to think he's pretty much on point when it comes to rudimentary elements concerning the game. However, on this particular day Rex was on "slow motion," and didn't realize what may have taken place until several hours later.

Again, Rex was at his former institution of higher learning, (yes Rex is well aware that he spends a lot of time there.) As he was sitting in on his former professor's Criminal Justice class, in walks "SODA POP,". After we exchange pleasantries and have a short discussion on how "SODA POP," letting one of our former classmates sublet her apartment turned into a cluster f*ck, Rex asked "SODA POP," what her plans were for Halloween and what she was going to dress as.

"SODA POP," said she would be dressed as a dominatrix and hit up a few parties with some of her friends. She asked what O.M.R. had planned and Rex told her that he was going to the Halloween Parade in Greenwich Village. With that "SODA POP," invited Rex to tag along with her friends to the Halloween parties that were going to, (explaining that she gets into everywhere for free,) then she gave Rex her number, and that was exactly a week ago today. Rex does plan on inviting "SODA POP," for drinks and seeing exactly "what is up."

Analysis​

The last time O.M.R. saw "SODA POP," was during the Summer Semester of 2012. One afternoon, "SODA POP," joined former President of the Paralegal Association, "BORICUA BLANCA" and O.M.R. for lunch. During our meal, "SODA POP," revealed that she had a 43 year old white "boyfriend," who was paying her rent and taking care of her monetarily. Rex also needs to mention that his classmates that "SODA POP," sublet her apartment to, literally found her "hoe card." In other words "SODA POP," is licensed to be a prostitute in the great State of Nevada. Also, Rex feels it's relevant to share with comrades in the game the attire he was wearing this particular day

http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/ab64/OmnipotensMaximusRex/ANewLook_zps0fd656cb.jpg

So if "SODA POP," is curious to see if O.M.R. is simpin', or pimpin' is beyond O.M.R.'s level of expertise at this point in time, hell Rex has to admit that he doesn't even know if "SODA POP," was choosin', however, there is a reason that "SODA POP," did give Rex her number and it's up to Rex to find out what that reason is.

 

[Solomon]

Rex

You looking fresh brah, I was thinking about starting a journal but I need to focus on losing weight, putting on 30 pounds really has killed my game and it shows with all the falking, low interest etc I've been dealing with, keep it up mate good to see the macks repping here

 

[Maximus Rex]

Date: 10-11-13,

Time: 2034 HRS

Rex is at some function at Catholic School and has literally finished trying holla at some Thai honeys. Between the music and the language barrier, Rex was forced to abandon the set. Also it must be said for Asian chicks, they could have been a little bit hotter.

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The Thai chicks.

However Rex did take a small step. He attempted to engage a set as opposed to the last school function where he spend most of it hover around all "hush mouth." For the week ending November 13, Rex made no approaches.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Three Encounters With Chicks

For the week ending 17-11-13, Rex didn't approach any women, (I really need to stop that sh*t, but alas old habits die hard,) However, I did have three encounters with some chicks during the pass week.

Date: 12-11-13, The Russian.

As was standing at the bus stop, he happened to notice this shivering chick. Rex gave her the once over, but he didn't find her appealing. Finally, the chick opens with, "I'm cold. Aren't you cold?" Rex replies, "Well, the coat I have on is the same one used by researchers when they're studying the feeding and mating habits of killer whales, penguins, and walruses in Antarctica, and I also have on thermal underwear. In order for me to gauge of how cold it is, I have to look into the faces of other people, because I'm pretty well insulated from the cold, but I guess it's cold because I'm comfortable."

Rex asks the Russian chick if she's cold due to her uncontrollable shivering and when she answers in the affirmative, Rex says that she should have worn thermal underwear.

Since Rex is effectively in set, he goes to one of his "go to," lines and comments on the Russian chick's boots, to which she replies, that they cost $75 and her grandmother bought them for her.

We fluff talk a little more and come to find out that she lives in Brooklyn, she goes to ASA College in downtown Brooklyn, majoring in medical billing. I originally detected an accent, however when the Russian chick answered to where she was from, she said Brooklyn, but it comes out that she's originally from Russia.

Of course Rex teases her about her inability to deal with the cold and the Russian chick responses, "Well that's a stereotype, not all Russians like the cold. Like all black people like chicken." Rex being his politically incorrect self says, "The thing about stereotypes and generalities is that they're generally true, and black people do eat chicken and watermelon. I know I grew up around them."

Now the Russian Chick "opens fire," on Rex and she begins choosin' and she says. "Or the one that all black guys have big d*cks. Rex answers, "I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm not gay." The Russian Chick, then says, "Well I've been with a few black guys and they do have big d*cks. Rex then says, "That's cool, but the only in the world I'm concerned about is mine." With that, we both enter the bus and talk some more until I get to my stop.

Date: 12-11-13 The Chinese Chick

The chick is one of classmates and Rex thinks she's either did or will be joining the Pre-Law Fraternity at school. We were both in the wrong room for the Law Fraternity meeting, and once Rex found out that we were in the wrong room, we shared and elevator ride to correct floor.

After the meeting was over, Rex was hoping to catch the shuttle bus that would take him to lower Manhattan, but the shuttle bus left earlier that what he originally thought, it turned out for the best because Rex and Chinese chick shared a bus and train ride together.

The Chinese Chick is about 4'11" or 5' tall. Looks to be about 110-120 lbs, glasses, has the long pretty hair, and is 17 years old.

As we spoke, Rex learned that ironically she doesn't like Asian guys, but she likes black and Hispanic ones. Rex informed her that due to her age and limited dating experience it was quite unfair for her to make broad assessment on over 1/6 of the population based on the four Asian dudes that she previously dated. However, knowing that she's admittedly in an "rebellious stage," she's opened to talking to black guys.

Date:15-11-13 The Two Black Chicks

THE INSECT and Rex were enjoying a drink and a meal at cheap watering hole, when Rex noticed at his "4 o'clock" two females standing behind him wanting on their drinks, due to the fact that had been there for about two-to-three minutes, Rex opened the two set with the "opinion opener," which was "Do You Think That My Topic for My Power Presentation Was In Appropriate?" http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=209942
The two ladies engaged and we indulged in some light fluff talk about the Power Point. The only other comment Rex was what ****tail they were having and Rex introduced him the ladies to THE INSECT. After a little more fluff talk the cute light skinned chick, said "It was nice to meet you," and they excused themselves.

When Rex asked THE INSECT for feedback, THE INSECT said the set was very well conducted and he liked the originality of the opener, and the opener was congruent with what Rex was wearing, (Rex had on a black, gray, and brown flannel shirt, jeans, with a black "Catholic School," cap with the named of the school in red letters.)

About an hour later, as Rex was lighting up his cigar, this short, cute, dark skin black chick made an inquiry about Rex's lighter and it's blue flame. She wanted to know where Rex bought the lighter from and how much it cost. The conversation we had was on why Rex smokes cigars.


Rex has to capitalize on opportunities when women open him, not only are they great opportunities for practice, but they could possibly lead to something more, especially in the case of The Russian Chick and the Chinese Girl. Also, Rex has to stop letting entire weeks go by without approaching.

 

[Maximus Rex]

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"LADY DEATH," from getting "Getting the Number Twice Unappreciation."

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Rex and "LADY DEATH," at graduation

 

[Maximus Rex]

"THE DOMINICAN CHICK"



Rex and "THE DOMINICAN CHICK,"

 

[Maximus Rex]

Oh Well

THE DOMINICAN CHICK the set stalled and Rex couldn't seem to progress further, so f*ck it.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Ya Boy F*cked Up

What happened to me last week is a perfect example of why I constantly need to be at these hoes so certain aspects about my game become second nature. Anyway...

I was hollerin' at my new prospect the other day and my first mistake was I ended up being on the phone with her entirely too long. I spent forty-five minutes with her on the phone which was thirty minutes longer than I should have. The only good thing about is that she dominated most of the conversation, (so the potential of me f*cking myself was probably little or none, but with chicks, you never know.)

When I asked for the date, my tone was hella weak and it definitely wasn't assertive enough. Though I told her we should go out, I didn't have the firm authoritativeness in my tonality to back up my request. Also, she was booked for the next five days. Oh well, with this particular chick, it seems the instadates worked best, besides, I'm kinda disinclined to set a more "formal," date, because if she turns me down, then baby girl will be on Strike Two. Like i said, I need to have more options. If you have four, five, or six leads that you're working on, then you don't trip if some flake out.

 

[VikingKing]

nice man

Date: 12-11-13 The Chinese Chick

The chick is one of classmates and Rex thinks she's either did or will be joining the Pre-Law Fraternity at school. We were both in the wrong room for the Law Fraternity meeting, and once Rex found out that we were in the wrong room, we shared and elevator ride to correct floor.

After the meeting was over, Rex was hoping to catch the shuttle bus that would take him to lower Manhattan, but the shuttle bus left earlier that what he originally thought, it turned out for the best because Rex and Chinese chick shared a bus and train ride together.

The Chinese Chick is about 4'11" or 5' tall. Looks to be about 110-120 lbs, glasses, has the long pretty hair, and is 17 years old.

As we spoke, Rex learned that ironically she doesn't like Asian guys, but she likes black and Hispanic ones. Rex informed her that due to her age and limited dating experience it was quite unfair for her to make broad assessment on over 1/6 of the population based on the four Asian dudes that she previously dated. However, knowing that she's admittedly in an "rebellious stage," she's opened to talking to black guys.

What did she say about white guys?

 

[VikingKing]

"THE DOMINICAN CHICK"



Rex and "THE DOMINICAN CHICK,"

this one is about a 4/10

 

[VikingKing]

What happened to me last week is a perfect example of why I constantly need to be at these hoes so certain aspects about my game become second nature. Anyway...

I was hollerin' at my new prospect the other day and my first mistake was I ended up being on the phone with her entirely too long. I spent forty-five minutes with her on the phone which was thirty minutes longer than I should have. The only good thing about is that she dominated most of the conversation, (so the potential of me f*cking myself was probably little or none, but with chicks, you never know.)

When I asked for the date, my tone was hella weak and it definitely wasn't assertive enough. Though I told her we should go out, I didn't have the firm authoritativeness in my tonality to back up my request. Also, she was booked for the next five days. Oh well, with this particular chick, it seems the instadates worked best, besides, I'm kinda disinclined to set a more "formal," date, because if she turns me down, then baby girl will be on Strike Two. Like i said, I need to have more options. If you have four, five, or six leads that you're working on, then you don't trip if some flake out.

This shows, you worry entirely to much. Man, stop caring.

 

[Maximus Rex]

You Sound Like "The Insect,"

What did she say about white guys?

She love them, long time.

this one is about a 4/10

You sound like "The Insect." He said she looked liked a wack Jordan Sparks.

This shows, you worry entirely to much. Man, stop caring.

You're right, sometimes I get to outcome orientated.

 

[Maximus Rex]

The Hi Yella Chinky Eyed A Cup Warning Long A$$ Briefing

To: So Souave Don Juans

From: Omnipotens Maximus Rex

Date: 17-01-01


Race: Black

Nationality: African American, Cuban, and Chinese

Age: 30

Height: 5' or 5' 1"

Weight: 140-155 lbs

Eyes: Brown

Natural Hair Color: Black

Natural Hair Length: Top of Target's Shoulders. The Target wears her hair in a permanent, however her hair is naturally kinky.

Measurements: Possibly 38 DD, 40 D, 30, 32 waist, 32 hips.

Complexion: Light

Known Tattoos: Unknown

Hot Babe Rating: 6

Known Piercings: Ears

Code Name: "THE HI YELLA CHINKY EYED A CUP,"


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WARNING: LONG A$$ BRIEFING
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He gets me aroused, were the words THE HI YELLA CHINKY EYED A CUP, said to OMNIPTOENS MAXIMUS REX, as REX escorted T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. to the C train. Some would be deterred by hearing those words, however, O.M.R. wasn’t, for the intelligence that was gathered at the pizza shop was rather interesting and revealing indeed.

Yesterday was the first day of the spring semester at O.M.R.’s former institution of higher learning and O.M.R. would be lying if he said that he wasn’t looking forward to seeing T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., however that wasn’t his primary purpose in his visit. O.M.R. was there to talk to T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. and another one of her classmates about getting the school’s Paralegal Club off to a smooth start and making sure there was they had a game plan in place for the upcoming semester and going to the Intro to Law classes to recruit new membership.

However, O.M.R. ended up spending the entire day at his former school. When T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s class ended, O.M.R. was thinking about asking T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. to dinner at one of his favorite eateries, but he decided against it, but when O.M.R. was leaving, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. said, “Oh, you’re leaving without me.” Upon hearing this, O.M.R. waited a few minutes for T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. and we were walking to the elevator T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. suggested that we get something to eat. When we got outside she asked where O.M.R. had intended on taking her. O.M.R. told her that we were going to Republic, (a cool cheap Asian restaurant that serves this slamming sheared salmon with rice,) T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. said, “But I have a 9’ o’clock class.” O.M.R. told her we would have her on the train by 10, yet instill she still declined.

O.M.R. asked T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. where she’d like to go and she suggested a nearby pizzeria. This worked out best for O.M.R. because it saved him in and around $15. Once inside of the pizzeria fluff was made, but as we talked, O.M.R. realized that the conversation needed to change to one of a more romantic nature and after grabbing our food, O.M.R. went into intelligence gathering mode.

As O.M.R. has stated on this site time and time again, he when hollerin’ at chicks, he uses tried and to methods, so in order to change the nature of the conversation, O.M.R. used the tactic that was suggested by Louis & Copeland in “How to Succeed with Women,” when they discussed what to do on the “Primary Date,” and that is ask you target what she considered “romantic.”

O.M.R. began the conversation by saying “Do you like picnics?” To which T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. said, “No.” O.M.R. being his normally sarcastic self said, “Why? Is that when they used to lynch niggas?” Surprising, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. said, “Yes.” T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. explained to O.M.R. that when she talking to some former Black Panthers, they explained the origin of the word and supposedly “picnic,” is short for “pick a n*gger.” Not to be deterred, O.M.R. said that he found picnics to be rather intimate and romantic and when he was on vacation in California that his "BOO BOO," took him on one. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. asked was it in the hood and O.M.R. said "No," that the picnic was in a park outside of Fresno in a rather rustic kind of setting, complete with rolling hills, wooded areas, a nearby river. Then O.M.R. asked T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. what she considered romantic.

For those of you that are reading this post it’s vital that when you’re on a date with your intended target that

1) You don’t reveal too much about yourself.

2) You let her do most of the talking.

3) When you do talk, you asking probing questions to determine her likes, dislikes, and what she considers romantic. When you have gathered the requisite intel, you then use this information when you’re planning the second date which Louis and Copeland calls the “Seduction Date,” but forgive REX’S digression.

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. said that she enjoys sunsets, however when he ex-boyfriend took her to see the sunset, all the date consisted of was walking along the Westside Highway. She also revealed that this particular relationship ended poorly because she slapped her ex….in public no less.

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. admitted that she used to be fat, (coming in at 174 lbs,) and her ex-boyfriend at the time felt that she was too fat. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. had a one of those over sized M&M cookies and her ex-boyfriend took it from her. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. asked for her cookie back, but the ex refused to do so. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. then went into a child like tantrum and screamed, “I WANT MY COOKIE!” The ex-boyfriend still refused to yield possession of the cookie and upon his abject refusal to do so, she slapped him and the ex broke off their relationship. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. then went on to tell (unknowingly,) O.M.R. about his competition.

 

[Maximus Rex]

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. Briefing Con't

There’s two guys that O.M.R. is competing with, one of O.M.R.'s competitor’s is T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s classmates and somebody O.M.R. is familiar with and the other is T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s oneitis. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. didn’t confirm the classmate competitor’s identity because

1) O.M.R. didn’t ask.

2) As O.M.R. told T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s he doesn’t give a f*ck as to he is, (and O.M.R. doesn’t)

However, O.M.R. is almost certain to his identity because before O.M.R. transitioned the conversation, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. asked O.M.R. want he thought about her classmate’s comments that he made in her Criminal Law class. Earlier in the day, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s classmate was passionately explaining how he is repeatedly “stopped and frisked,” in his neighborhood. As a matter of fact, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. explained that she “enjoyed his passion,” while he was telling his views on the issue and how would, “never back down from the police,” and he “isn’t going to change his style of dress,” which is jeans and a hoodie. Also, O.M.R. feels he knows who the object of T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s affections because when he notified her that he would be at her school today, she asked for his number. Being the usual female that has diametrically opposed and conflicted emotions, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. admitted that she cares for her classmate, but she was turned off by him because something he jokingly did with her at the end of previous semester last year, as a result O.M.R. considers T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s classmate to be a “secondary competitor.”

O.M.R.’s primary competitor is T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s oneitis. This is an individual that T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. met nine months ago on the 15th. “Hold on, Rex why do you know that T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. ole boy nine months ago, yesterday?” Well, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. mentioned it (and like a welfare recipient of yore,) she’s always cognizant of the 15th of the month. The “Primary Competitor,” is somebody in T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s word’s she felt that, “he was the one,” “they have so much in common," in addition to the hours of phone time they put in. When T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. started her new job, she met a mutual friend and via that mutual friend she forwarded O.M.R.’s competition her number, however, O.M.R.’s competition rarely calls her and is showing little to no interest, and when he saw her, he mentioned to T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s dismay that she "got fat.”

“Rex! What the f*ck? If this was anybody else on the forum, you’d be going in on them.” You’re right, and before nismo-4 tells O.M.R. “that his princess is in another castle,” let O.M.R. explain. The Primary Competitor has had i]T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s[/i] number for about a month and Secondary Competitor had an entire semester to make his move, also when he (the Secondary Competitor,) was in North Carolina, didn’t keep in contact with T.H.Y.C.E.A.C..

If the Primary and Secondary Competitor’s were indeed interested in T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., O.M.R. dares to reason that either one or both of them would have made a move by now. Now gentlemen, my fellow DJ’s, O.M.R. will explain his plan of action, “OPERTION PLAYA HATTA.”
O.M.R. normally wouldn’t advise hatin’ on the next man, namely because it would make you look weak, however in this insistence, O.M.R. believes that the intel was being revealed to him was being done for a reason, even if that reasoning was on a subconscious level on T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.’s part.

As T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. lamenting on O.M.R.’s competitor’s lack of action and initiative, she made the mistake of asking O.M.R. why his competitors were doing what they were doing, this is when O.M.R. began to “hate.” Using something that our friend Harry Wilimington often says, O.M.R. explained to T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. take men are innately hunters and we’re hardwired to go after what we what, that being, if we didn’t immediately kill the prey, the prey would be gone; therefore, men immediately go after the things they want in order to prevent "x" item from being gone forever. T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. took this mean that O.M.R.’s competition saw her as “game.” O.M.R. corrected her and said, “No. Not in this case. You can their lack of action as their answer.”

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. (referring to O.M.R.’s Primary Competition,) “but he may be intimidated by me because I’m in college and he’s afraid that I might leave him behind.” O.M.R. seeing the opportunity to further his cause, while continuing to chip away at the interest that T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. has in his competition, goes to a memorable line from Senor Fingers, “Weapons of Mass Seduction,” and says to T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. You’re smart, very intuitive and you’re cute, but you’re not cute enough to get away with that. You know what I mean.”

O.M.R. sees her defenses start to crack, and "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. countenance is that of sadness. Looking down into her chicken Caesar salad, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. then says, “But I told him that doesn’t matter to me.” O.M.R. lets off another round and says, “If a somebody likes you and you like him, that’s who you should spend your time pursing.” O.M.R. then takes note of her nicely manicured nails, takes her hand into his and says, “Nice.” “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” returns the compliment with a thank you and adds, "That was random.” O.M.R. hits her with the neg and responds with, “You should get a French manicure. Your nails would look better with a French manicure.” Then O.M.R. let her hand go.

Still with a sense of melancholy in her voice, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” utters, “Is it because I’m fat, he thinks that am I’m fat. Do you think that I’m fat?” O.M.R. says to“T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” “I can’t tell. I haven’t seen your shape and you tend to dress like Velma.” “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” being that it’s the wintertime “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” tends to wear bulky sweaters. O.M.R. instructs to “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.,” "let him see," and being a little taken aback by that, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” says, “You want to see my stomach?” To which O.M.R. answers “Yes,” and he motions for to “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” stand up and move closer so that he could pinch her love handles, to which she started giggling because “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” is ticklish in that area.

In her larger form, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” admitted to being a “Size 12,” (whatever the eff that means,) Upon hearing this, O.M.R. says to “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.”, “Oh, so you were the cute fat girl?,” Again looking down into her Caesar salad with a touch of sadness to her voice, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” said, “They never called me cute, at least to my face.” Upon hearing this, “O.M.R.” says to her, “That’s cool. I like chunky girls.” Again, her insecurity shows and “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” makes yet another inquiry to “O.M.R.” as to her weight and Rex gives the same answer as before about liking chunky girls.

 

[Maximus Rex]

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. Briefing Pt. III

Again the conversation returned back to Rex’s Primary and “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” lamenting over his lack of phone calls. She inquiries about whether or not she should be more aggressive, (but she ruled that out because she doesn’t want to come off as being aggressive and thirsty.) Of course, “O.M.R.” agrees with her staying the course because Rex’s plan of attack is to capitalize on the Primary Competition’s inactivity.

Yet again, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” wants “O.M.R.” opinion as to why his Primary Target isn’t showing interest, Rex finally says to “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” “Come on, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., you know WHY? “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” then goes into denial mode and replies, “Oh Rex. I know, I just don’t want to say it.” and she begins to make a rather lame rationalizations as to the Primary Competition's standoffish behavior. Again she starts with the Primary Competition being intimated by her eventually surpassing him academically, intellectually, and financially. “O.M.R.” cuts this off by saying, “Now you’re trying to rationalize it. Stop trying to rationalize it. If dude wanted to eff with you, he’d be right now. If you get into a relationship with him, he’ll eventually become resentful and hate you for your success. You know what the Bible says about being “equally yoked.”

She turned the conversation to the Secondary Competition and attempted to explain his behavior. According to her, because of the various problems that the Second Competition is going through, he can't give her the attention she needs. Rex again has a “cup of Haterade,” and said to “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., “When you get into a relationship with somebody you don’t want be with somebody who has problems, because their problems become your problems.” With that, we ate a little more and left the pizzeria.

Analysis​

During the Cold War, the United States would plant CIA operatives in Communist nations and part of the operatives mission was to plant and foment, “seeds of discontent,” among the citizenry of said nation in the hopes that citizenry would raise up in a popular rebellion and overthrow their Communist government. O.M.R. started doing the same on Wednesday night.

O.M.R. has to give a caveat those who might want to use this particular strategy, this is STRATEGICALLY PLACED PLAYA HATIN’ and runs along the premise of the movie, “Inception,” in that you’re not explicitly demeaning the next man (that can backfire,) rather my goal is plant thoughts into “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” head so when she analyzes her situation, she will of our course realize that, O.M.R.’s Primary and Secondary Competition are showing no interest or for whatever reason aren't making a move.

However, (through O.M.R.’s actions,) “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.” will come to the conclusion that O.M.R.’s is the better option of the other two. Again O.M.R.’s can hear nimso-4 saying that his “princess is in another castle.” Not quite, your Honor, O.M.R.’s princess WANTS to in other castle, however, her prince has yet to come.

The next time O.M.R.’s sees “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," he definitely has to be demonstrating higher value and if the Competition comes up, lower their value, not acknowledge the comment, tell her he's not interested in speaking about other dudes, and quickly change the subject.

My fellow DJs who are reading this post are probably wondering to themselves why Rex is bothering with this chick. Well, I at the end of last semester “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. did something that Rex found to be IoI’s.

1) She asked O.M.R. if he felt she needed a makeover?

2) and this is very telling, “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," asked O.M.R. if he thought that she was the type of woman that men fantasized about?

To which O.M.R. answered, "Yeah, I give you a smash if I could."
Rex's response completely caught her off guard and she started asking, "Wait, wait, hold on. What you mean? At this time, one of Rex's former professor's came walking down the hallway and he went to go speak to her.

O.M.R.’s might be over analyzing it, but women usually don’t make certain inquires of men, unless they’re attention wh*ring or it’s a subliminal display of interest on the woman’s part. The next time O.M.R. sees “T.H.Y.C.E.A.C., “OPERATION PLAYA HATA,” will fully commence, assuming there’s no drastic change in the situation.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Update on the "HI YELL CHINKY EYED A CUP,"

Wednesday, 22-01-14

O.M.R. was at his old school last Wednesday to help with the Paralegal Association's first meeting of the semester and again O.M.R. kicked it with "THE HI YELLA CHINKY EYED A CUP." The only thing of note that happened during our conversation was when T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. made and inquiry as to "what sets O.M.R. off, and How many girlfriends have O.M.R. had.

In answer to the first question, Rex's answer was "rude people and black women with entitlement issues." O.M.R.'s was force to use mendacity to his advantage in regards to T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. second question, and he told her that during is life he has had ten girl friends.

This is one of few times those times when being truthful wouldn't have put O.M.R. in a positive light and if O.M.R. had told her the truth, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. would have started wondering what was wrong with O.M.R., and why he's only had one girlfriend in his life. Fudging the number was to Rex's benefit.

Earlier in the day, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. invited Rex to escort her to store to get something to eat, however, Rex declined this offer because he felt this was her subtly implying that she wanted him to buy her something to eat, in addition, Rex didn't want to give T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. the impression that he's willing to follow her around every where whenever she asked, but that wasn't the case, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. truly wanted O.M.R. to walk with her to the deli. However, O.M.R. did go hang out with her in the law library and he escorted her to Duane Reade (on the walk to the nearby train station,) and it was on the walk to Duane Reade that T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. (as our friend Harry Wilimington would put it,) broke the "touch barrier."

For those that are unfamiliar with this term, the "touch barrier," is when a female, (who's enjoying your company and is wondering why you haven't touched her yet, will touch you, therefore inviting touching or kino on your part.) As we walked to Duane Reade, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. put her arm around O.M.R.'s and we continue in this fashion to Duane Reade. Rex initially thought that T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. grabbed a hold of him to get better footing, though it was cold last Wednesday night, the slush had been removed from the sidewalk and it wasn't slippery in the least. Rex walked T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. to train platform, but he didn't go for a hug, instead O.M.R. held off to see if T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. would initiate a hug to which she didn't.

Analysis​

In Rex's opinion by the questions that THE HIGH YELLA CHINKY EYED A CUP asked and the fact she broke the touch barrier, it gives O.M.R. reason to believe that she wants Rex to begin and be overt in regards to pursing her. Let's see what happens.

 

[Maximus Rex]

The Hail Mary

Dateline: 19-02-14

Due to Rex's knowledge of the game, he knew what "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," response would be when he asked her out on date. However, upon hearing her say, "Going out with friends would be weird," didn't hurt any less. Some how, some way, ya boy had developed feelings for this girl, that he hasn't felt in over decade and quite frankly he felt he would never feel again, (unless it was in the parameters of a long term relationship.)

Part of this infatuation with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," has to do with lack of plate spinning,(which is the result of approach anxiety,) however, I'd dare say that even if I were spinning plates, Rex would like and want "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.,"the most. Aside from her smile, light skinned complexion, her sexy New York accent, height, her almond shaped eyes, and her massive rack. She's smart, well read, has a large frame of reference (which makes her incredibly easy to talk to,) and she has an affable personality. In short she's your prototypical cool chick.

That prior Sunday, Rex asked "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," to go see "Ride Along," however, see declined stating that we was going to it with a man," and if she didn't go, she would contact me. It was there and then, Rex knew he was dead in the water and after he got off the phone with her, (in another conversation that lasted entirely too long,") Rex utter out a good heart felt, "F*CK"! Then anger and frustration set in, not towards "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," but towards Omnipotens Maximus Rex's entire history with women. Anger and frustration about the missed opportunities, lack of sex and girls, being hampered by the lack of money and approach anxiety, being some what intimated by people with low esteem and insecurity issues who are smaller and shorter than Rex. Most of all Rex was angry and upset frustrated about not winning, and women not coming when Rex calls.

When Rex was hollering at "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," the situation couldn't have been more ideal. We were in an empty class room at Rex's old institution of higher learning. However, when one of "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," classmates and officers in Paralegal Club came into the room, right when Rex was about to start campaigning, he set her ("T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.'s," classmate,) off to talk to the faculty adviser of the Paralegal Club. It here when Rex puts up his "Hail Mary."

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. begins by lamenting about the Rex's competition and Rex assumes the role of "Iago," and proceeds to hate on a man like he's never hated on another man in life. Rex tells T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. that she shouldn't become involved with a guy who's going through personal issues, (dude is fighting a case in another state,) and mostly importantly, if he wanted to talk to her, he would be talking to her. As Rex told her on our first outing together, "You should only try to get with those that are trying to get with you." T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. looks down with a dejected countenance on her face as if she wants to admit to the fact that Rex is right, however she tries to rationale Rex's Primary Competition lack action. I then counter with, "If he wanted to be with you, he be with you. Then I admit to her, (with naming dude,) that I know who oneitis is. Of course she's astonished that ole Rex has figured out this information and she's curious as to how ya boy knows, however Rex tells her it isn't important, and he goes back into applying game.

 

[Maximus Rex]

The Hail Mary Pt. II

T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. begins by lamenting about the Rex's competition and Rex assumes the role of "Iago," and proceeds to hate on a man like he's never hated on another man in life. Rex tells T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. that she shouldn't become involved with a guy who's going through personal issues, (dude is fighting a case in another state,) and mostly importantly, if he wanted to talk to her, he would be talking to her. As Rex told her on our first outing together, "You should only try to get with those that are trying to get with you." T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. looks down with a dejected countenance on her face as if she wants to admit to the fact that Rex is right, however she tries to rationale Rex's Primary Competition lack action. I then counter with, "If he wanted to be with you, he be with you. Then I admit to her, (with naming dude,) that I know who oneitis is. Of course she's astonished that ole Rex has figured out this information and she's curious as to how ya boy knows, however Rex tells her it isn't important, and he goes back into applying game.

Rex tells T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. that she's a smart girl that needs an "adventure," and she needs a certain type of guy that can provide her with that adventure. It's at this time (as in a romantic comedy,) that her classmate returns back to the room and soon after another random person comes into the room. Realizing that I missed the prime opportunity ask her out, things aren't going to get better, and most importantly that Rex will beat himself up over not asking her out, Rex asks "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," out on a date and uses the word "date". It was after this that Rex gets hit with the official notification that he is indeed in T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.'s friend zone.

From this point on Rex campaigned like he never campaigned before. Rex tried to use logic, appeal to her emotions, and again continued to hate on the Primary Competition when ever she brought up and change the subject back to the possibility of us going out on a date, but it was to no avail. The Hail Mary was broken up in the end zone. Gentleman, Rex tried and tried like he has never tried before with a woman.

Rex emptied his barrels and gave it his best shot and despite saying everybody that I could have possibility said to her, acknowledging that I indeed did like her, giving her every possible reason as to why we should go out on a date she would budge, despite the conflict she had in face when gave my explanations as to why we should go out. It was if she was saying to herself, OK. You're cool and I like you too, but your Primary Competition makes literally makes my gina tingle, so I need to convince me." It was a long fought battle but your boy lost. Had it not been for her BFF passing out in the Ladies' Room from giving out blood, I probably would continued to campaign. When I left "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," that day, Rex told her, "When you're tired of chasing unicorns, holla at ya boy."

Due to the feelings that ole Rex has forT.H.Y.C.E.A.C. I went through a week of longing, yearning and wanting to be with, however, due to my knowledge of the game, I knew that to call her would aid me in my cause and it would only make things worse on my end. When we would talk she would mention how I didn't know how she was feeling or what she was going through, Rex would reply, "Yes, I do. Without mentioning his feelings for her specifically. Then something weird happens on last Tuesday, T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. asked Rex to go to the movies with her. To be continued....

 

[Maximus Rex]

Rex's Special Place and His "Promotion,"

Dateline 28-02-14

Three outing confirmations. One in person, one voice mail, one phone call. "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," confirmed in person a few days before the movie outing (with no prompting from Rex) whether or not if we were still on for the movies and Rex said that indeed we were. "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," asked what time I would be getting out of class and I told her 1340 Hours. Rex checks his messages, low and behold, "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," called and left a message at 1330, confirming the movie outing. Rex returns her call, then tells her that he has some errands to run and he'll call her at 1530 Hrs. However, Rex falls asleep on the train and is awaken at 1537 hrs by opening theme to "Game of Thrones," (which was last month's ring tone.) It was "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," calling to confirm our movie outing, needless to say these three confirmations (two of which in the span of and hour and half,) gave Rex a false sense of hope. Had Rex successfully navigated that that horrid purgatory known as the dreaded "Friend Zone." However, Rex's status with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," was firmly cemented when "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," didn't sit next to him in the theater. The outing ended with us having dinner at Shake Shack (the Time Square location,)

Dateline 06-03-14

Rex is at his former institution of higher learning with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," and her "Best Friend Forever." After making some fluff talk with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," and her B.F.F., they begin to talk amongst themselves while in the presence of Rex, (of course the conversation,) is about "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," onetits, (Rex's primary competition, "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," classmate,) Apparently, "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," B.F.F. has critical intel that she's not wasn't sharing with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," because "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," didn't call her B.F.F. back the night prior. All that was said is, "He had nice and faltering things to say about you and you should call him..

Rex is thinking to himself, Damn, I'm f*cked. Why does dude need her to call him just to shoot her down over the phone? Rex then makes his last ditch plea, with is basically the same as the one from two weeks ago, more hate, more rationalization, more appeals to her emotions, and Rex got nothing. Then comes the vicious pimp slap that's called reality, I ask her, Is there anything I can do in this realm of reality to change your perception of me?. "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," pauses, looks away, and is very hesitant in her answer? Rex chimes in and says, "I'm in your friend zone and I can't get out."

Gentlemen, Rex cringes as he writes this because,

1) This shouldn't happened.

2) Rex knows better.

"T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," says to Rex, You're not in my friend zone. You're above the friend zone. You're in a SPECIAL PLACE. Speaking and thinking at the same time, Rex says, I'm a centurion in your legion of followers.

Analysis​

Despite the fact that "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," went out with Rex four times on outings "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C. wouldn't have considered "dates," (because as she said, I didn't tell her,) the fact remains that she found something interested her about Rex. On the first of the those four outings, Rex should have went in hard with establishing his intent. These field reports are perfect examples of what happens when you're game is entirely too conservative, (especially when competition is involved.) You have to go in with unhesitant, confident game or you will be immediately and unapologetically friendzoned. Also, what I took away from this experience is that when a chick wants to go out with you, SHE'LL MAKE IT KNOWN THAT SHE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH YOU! As evident by those three confirmation calls concerning the movie outing.

Rex allowed himself to get too far ahead in the game concerning "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," and has wound up developing and dealing with feelings he hasn't felt since he broke up with his BOO BOO. How and why this happened with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," is beyond Rex's paygrade, all I know is that I'm alone with my feelings towards this girl, and Rex doesn't like and it's not cool.

On Thursday, we were in the law library at my old school and I mentioned how I would never add a chick to my Facebook page that I haven't seen naked. "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," says, You'll never see me naked. and Rex replied with, I'm sorry to hear that. Fellas, hearing that hurt, not because I won't be having sex with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," "scale the Himalayas," and satisfy my curiosity as to whether or not she's quiet, a moaner, a talker, or screamer, and does she squirt. It's that Rex won't be able to hold her hand. Huh Rex??? Hold her hand??

Either Rex is getting soft in his old age or it goes to show the depths of his feelings for "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.,", but if Rex is able to hold "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," hand while walking down the street with her, then he's getting that a$$ and as far as "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," is concerned, it's the "intimate," "mushy," and "romantic," sh*t that Rex really wanted to do with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.," as opposed to knowing her carnally.

 

[thunder_god]

Sorry to hear this happened to you rex. Hope you have better luck soon.