A Field Report That I Should Have Posted A While Back
March, 2014
The Macy's Cashier
In the mist of being upset at "
T.H.Y.C.E.A.C.'s," rejection of me, O.M.R. sought the only possible solution to the problem, that remedy was to sarge other chicks. Though Rex willingly admits that he suffers from approach anxiety, ironically the anxiety disappears after the initial approach. After the initial approach, Rex feels the need to continue approaching and is what happened this particular Saturday in March.
"
THE INSECT," and O.M.R. were in Macy's Herald Square, (the flagship Macy's store.) "
THE INSECT," went to the cashier in order to inquire about whether or not a particular color of jeans were in stock. While cashier was looking to if the jeans were in stock, ole Rex began a friendly banter with this 5 foot, black girl with short hair with a medium complexion, that weighed no more than 115 pounds.
For those who don't know, Macy's Herald Square is literally the world's largest department store. The location is an entire city block that is made up of eleven floors and is as big as most malls. Due to the store's sheer size, there are plenty of nooks and crannies in the stockroom. Rumor has it that people are known to get "frisky," in the more desolate areas of the stockroom. Rex begins the banter with, "I hope you don't see something that you're not suppose to see in the stockroom. I've heard things about the Macy's stockroom." The cashier says, "Huh, what do you mean?" Rex replies with, "I heard that people have sex in the stockroom. I would want you to go back there and get freaked out. The cashier says she wouldn't and goes to look for the jeans.
When the cashier comes back, Rex goes right back in with, "You didn't see anything that you weren't suppose to, did you?" The cashier, laughs and says, "No." Rex then talks about his experience in retail and says that he's glad it's over with and that by working in Macy's Herald Square, he doesn't have the patience nor the temperament to deal with some white woman from the Midwest who feels like that just because I'm an employee she can treat Rex any sort of fashion and say anything in anyway to dear ole Rex. Rex would tell her to, "Get the f*ck on." The cashier laughs and then Rex goes on to get her opinion on the jeans. "I asked if she thought the jeans were cool and the cashier responded in the affirmative. Rex replies, "No you don't. You're just saying that because you want my boy to look silly walking down the street." Now she's laughing and denying the accusation, All the while she's trying to ring "
THE INSECT," up she makes a mistake and Rex asks the cashier is she distracted to which she replies laughingly that she was and Rex says, "That's a personal problem, besides you just want us to stay longer."
The cashier at the other end of the sales counter was a cute redbone (light skin black girl,) and Rex made an inquiry to who she was. The cashier says that her name is Jasmine, so Rex goes very loudly, "Hi Jasmine," and waves. Jasmine, looking around as if to say, "Who just called my name?" sees ya boy waving and waves back. Of course the cashier finds this rather hilarious. By now "
THE INSECT'S," transaction is completed and we leave the area with a hearty good-bye to the cashier and Jasmine. Once we get on to 7th Ave, "
THE INSECT," asks O.M.R. why he didn't number close. The reason being is despite the good rapport ya boy had going with the Macy's cashier, Rex wasn't attracted to her. Though she had a nice rack, she had bad skin and was a little too petite for Rex's taste.
The Irish Lass
While in our local watering hole, O.M.R. notices this very cute brunette. (Now Rex is on and feels an overwhelming need to open.) The brunette is at the ordering so, ya boy waves her over. She's a little hesitant, (due to the fact she's waiting for her drink,) however she brings her sexy self over, and Rex says, "
I thought you wasn't going to come over. I thought it was because I was black and I was afraid that I was going to have to accuse you of being a racist." The Irish Lass says, "Oh no, it was because of that." Rex says, "Yes it was. You just don't like black people." The Irish Lass, "No, if I wasn't going to come over, it wasn't because of race. Race has nothing to do with it." Rex then informs the Irish Lass, that "racist comment," was only in jest and it was here that he noticed her accent. When asked by Rex, the brunette informs Rex that she's from some town near Dublin and she had only been in the U.S. for seven months.
There's a slight external disruption from her friend Conner. Rex takes the disruption in stride and introduces himself to Conner. Conner then proceeds to tell Rex about one of the girls in the Irish Lass' party that he wants to get to know carnally. Rex asks to why he doesn't, then Conner says, the chick is one of the guy's in the Irish Lass' ex-girlfriend. Rex makes more fluff talk with the Irish Lass, however, when she gets her drinks she returns to her group. O.M.R. feels as if he could have gotten the number, but it would have taken a bite more time and acclimation into the Irish Lass' group.
Rex's Best Sarge to Date
"
THE INSECT," and O.M.R. were sitting at the end of the bar, (this was before we moved to the middle of the bar and Rex hollered at the Irish Lass,) when this cute Latina passed by with some drinks. Rex said, "Hi," and the Latina responded in kind. Using a line from, "
The Game," Rex told "
THE INSECT," "Watch she's going to come back around here to bother us."
When the Latina and friend were coming back from receiving their second round, Rex says to "
THE INSECT," "See, I'd told you she'd come over here again to bother us." The Latina was receptive to this remark and let out of slight giggle, then O.M.R. questioned as to why she brought her friend with her. Ya boy, said was it because she was afraid of "
losing," her friend? The Latina said, "How is she going to lose me, when she's hooked on to me like this?" With that, O.M.R. noticed the friend had a very serious grip on the Latina's right breast.
Now O.M.R. and "
THE INSECT," had moved to the middle of the bar where I was previously speaking with The Irish Lass. As the Latina came to the bar, Rex said, "Now why did you come here to bother me? You're following me." In response the Latina said, "No, I'm not. Don't you see the line over there?" Rex looks and see that the line was about three to four people deep. O.M.R. then says, to the Latina, "You could have waited. You just wanted to come and talk to me." To which she smiles. Rex and the Latina indulge in some fluff talk comes to find that we're both Johnnies, (but the Latina graduated from New York City College of Technology, another school Rex previously attended) and her name is Destiny. Of course Rex had to question whether or not that was her birth name, and the Latina confirms that her mother did indeed name her Destiny. Rex forgot exactly he said, but Destiny says' "You have a smart mouth." Of course Rex never missing the opportunity to interject some sarcasm into the conversation, says to Destiny, "But you like it though." Destiny is aghast at O.M.R.'s boldness, but smiles and says, "No, I don't." Rex responses with, "Yes do because, if you didn't, you would have walked off."
We continue talking and then Rex questions whether or not she has any children to which Destiny answers in the affirmative that she has a three year old son. Rex then loses interest in Destiny, but he keeps talking to her until her drinks arrive. However before she leaves he tries to get a picture with her, but Rex's phone battery is low and "
THE INSECT'S," phone doesn't want to work. Rex could have followed Destiny back to her table to build more rapport or simply number closed, but when Destiny said she had a kid, Rex lost interest. O.M.R. doesn't do women with children and he feels as if they're beneath him. Though "
THE INSECT," felt as if Destiny and her friend knew each other carnally and Rex could have been involved in their "reindeer games." Even though he couldn't hear what Destiny was saying, based on my responses and the game I hollerin' "
THE INSECT," felt that this was Rex's best sarge to date. "
THE INSECT," was so impressed with Rex that he felt compelled to call the now retired "
NegMan," of the great improvement in Rex's game.
" then I feel they would see that ol Rex was just ****ing with them, and it might make them laugh, therefore relieving tension, where they would be more open to giving you a hug. 
