Ok I just got back from my night out with my HB8.5 "friend". It couldn't have gone much better than it did, I could not believe how much skill I was displaying, the witty comments, the alpha maleism I was exuding... it all came together in a cacophany of sexual prevalence. Anyways on to the details:
I met her in front of a book store in the mall, and chatted with a LOT of teasing on the way to the food court, where we got a sandwich each from the Arby's. This part had me laughing audibally simply due to the sheer AFCness that was leaking out of the old fat dude running the counter that night. I made the order and she paid for it, the guy was like:
AFC: "Why don't you pay for the lady? It's the nice thing to do! Ok Why don't you buy some curly fries?"
Me: "I dunno man, I don't think I can afford it, I don't generally carry cash with me when I am out and about. You want some curly fries?"
Girly: "No not really."
Me: "Dunno what to tell you man the girl doesn't want them, what are you going to do?"
AFC: Shook his head and told the dude in the back what we wanted.
Girly: Phone rings and she answers, it is her friend and they talk only briefly. I didn't know who it was and couldn't collect any info while it was happening as to who she was talking to except that she said love ya at the end. So I assumed it was her chump bf.
Me: "Boyfriend checking in on you already?"
Girly: LOL "No it was my friend blah. Chumpboyfriend was being a dork earlier though, when I said I was going to dinner and a movie with you he asked me if I was dating you now. I said no and that Jason is like a big brother to me (ya she has said this on a few occasions and it stings every time)."
Anyways we eat our food and I bust on her about apparently being a bit germaphobic and that I touched her sandwich checking if it was the right one while she was in the bathroom, so she might have to wash it. She laughed and her pupils began on the road to open dilation. After we were done chatting about **** all we went to the theater and I convinced her to see the great raid with me instead of some retarded chick flick that was playing. During the previews we were talking and I was teasing her like crazy, the kino started to rear its little head at this point as she threatened to give me a nipple twister.
Girly: Gently twists my nipple "Did that hurt?"
Me: "No not really."
Girly: "Did it turn you on?"
Me: "Ya a little."
Girly: Bursts out laughing.
Me: "Why don't I twist yours and you tell me if it hurts?"
Girly: "No! You are not grabbing my nipple." She then changed the subject to her boyfriend, which I switched around quickly to the movie just starting.
As the movie was playing she was asking me history questions about world war 2 and what was goin on. After the movie was over we went outside to the bustop.
Me: "I guess (said very annoyedly) I will wait with you till the bus comes."
Girly: Smiles and says thanks.
I don't really remember much of the specifics of what was said for the next half hour while we waited for the bus but here is the general gist of the actions that unfolded:
I tease her a LOT and she laughs and starts kino BIG TIME. She then starts talking about sex and her boyfriend, I steer the sexual banter to myself and she brings out this lip balm and puts some on. She shows me the label and it is apparently called "nipple nibblers". You can guess what sort of conversation this lead to ROFL. Some more kino, lots of laughs, then something I did not expect. She asks me for my phone number; now this may sound weird, because we are already friends, but most of the time it is me calling or emailing her, she almost never calls me. I joke that my number is 911, then I tell her to call 411 and ask them to give you my number, finally I relented and gave it to her, she then programmed it into her cellphone and told me I should get a cell. Eventually the bus comes and she says goodbye, we then hug closer than we ever have before and she tells me to email her. We part ways and she heads home.
Ok now on the way home I had a chance to do some eye contact stuff (there were very few people around while I was with her for some reason and had no chances to pull this trick unfortunately), because I actually walked home (about 30 blocks). I made eye contact with 3 groups of guys and said hello, only getting one sup back from one of the guys. One of the groups actually parted to let me through them, and they were BIG guys as well. I made eye contact with a HB4 (thats being generous) at a stoplight and she checked me out quickly as I walked by her (I was not going to say hi as this girl was the type you just KNOW won't shut up if you show any interest). Then I decided I wanted to rent a couple movies, while in the video store this HB7 checked me out after I made eye contact, smiled, and said hi as I was walking by her at the register. By this time I think I was showing some heavy MAVEC, because I was a little tired and I had just remembered that post about it, so I tried using it as well. On the way out I saw an HB8 walking with her muscular shaved head-muscle shirt wearing boyfriend. So I made eye contact with her, smiled, and said hello. She didn't say hi, but she giggled, and this set off her bf LOL.... As I was walking away he said "**** you *******, don't flirt with my gf!" I just put my middle finger up and kept walking. He mumbled something and they started arguing. About a block away I started laughing so hard the kids riding by on their bikes called me a fruitcake.
And now I am home... so tell me guys, what do you think I did right and wrong, and generally how well do you think the night went?
Count:
Eye contact - 18
Hi's - 1
Checked out - 2
Angry Boyfriends - 1
I met her in front of a book store in the mall, and chatted with a LOT of teasing on the way to the food court, where we got a sandwich each from the Arby's. This part had me laughing audibally simply due to the sheer AFCness that was leaking out of the old fat dude running the counter that night. I made the order and she paid for it, the guy was like:
AFC: "Why don't you pay for the lady? It's the nice thing to do! Ok Why don't you buy some curly fries?"
Me: "I dunno man, I don't think I can afford it, I don't generally carry cash with me when I am out and about. You want some curly fries?"
Girly: "No not really."
Me: "Dunno what to tell you man the girl doesn't want them, what are you going to do?"
AFC: Shook his head and told the dude in the back what we wanted.
Girly: Phone rings and she answers, it is her friend and they talk only briefly. I didn't know who it was and couldn't collect any info while it was happening as to who she was talking to except that she said love ya at the end. So I assumed it was her chump bf.
Me: "Boyfriend checking in on you already?"
Girly: LOL "No it was my friend blah. Chumpboyfriend was being a dork earlier though, when I said I was going to dinner and a movie with you he asked me if I was dating you now. I said no and that Jason is like a big brother to me (ya she has said this on a few occasions and it stings every time)."
Anyways we eat our food and I bust on her about apparently being a bit germaphobic and that I touched her sandwich checking if it was the right one while she was in the bathroom, so she might have to wash it. She laughed and her pupils began on the road to open dilation. After we were done chatting about **** all we went to the theater and I convinced her to see the great raid with me instead of some retarded chick flick that was playing. During the previews we were talking and I was teasing her like crazy, the kino started to rear its little head at this point as she threatened to give me a nipple twister.
Girly: Gently twists my nipple "Did that hurt?"
Me: "No not really."
Girly: "Did it turn you on?"
Me: "Ya a little."
Girly: Bursts out laughing.
Me: "Why don't I twist yours and you tell me if it hurts?"
Girly: "No! You are not grabbing my nipple." She then changed the subject to her boyfriend, which I switched around quickly to the movie just starting.
As the movie was playing she was asking me history questions about world war 2 and what was goin on. After the movie was over we went outside to the bustop.
Me: "I guess (said very annoyedly) I will wait with you till the bus comes."
Girly: Smiles and says thanks.
I don't really remember much of the specifics of what was said for the next half hour while we waited for the bus but here is the general gist of the actions that unfolded:
I tease her a LOT and she laughs and starts kino BIG TIME. She then starts talking about sex and her boyfriend, I steer the sexual banter to myself and she brings out this lip balm and puts some on. She shows me the label and it is apparently called "nipple nibblers". You can guess what sort of conversation this lead to ROFL. Some more kino, lots of laughs, then something I did not expect. She asks me for my phone number; now this may sound weird, because we are already friends, but most of the time it is me calling or emailing her, she almost never calls me. I joke that my number is 911, then I tell her to call 411 and ask them to give you my number, finally I relented and gave it to her, she then programmed it into her cellphone and told me I should get a cell. Eventually the bus comes and she says goodbye, we then hug closer than we ever have before and she tells me to email her. We part ways and she heads home.
Ok now on the way home I had a chance to do some eye contact stuff (there were very few people around while I was with her for some reason and had no chances to pull this trick unfortunately), because I actually walked home (about 30 blocks). I made eye contact with 3 groups of guys and said hello, only getting one sup back from one of the guys. One of the groups actually parted to let me through them, and they were BIG guys as well. I made eye contact with a HB4 (thats being generous) at a stoplight and she checked me out quickly as I walked by her (I was not going to say hi as this girl was the type you just KNOW won't shut up if you show any interest). Then I decided I wanted to rent a couple movies, while in the video store this HB7 checked me out after I made eye contact, smiled, and said hi as I was walking by her at the register. By this time I think I was showing some heavy MAVEC, because I was a little tired and I had just remembered that post about it, so I tried using it as well. On the way out I saw an HB8 walking with her muscular shaved head-muscle shirt wearing boyfriend. So I made eye contact with her, smiled, and said hello. She didn't say hi, but she giggled, and this set off her bf LOL.... As I was walking away he said "**** you *******, don't flirt with my gf!" I just put my middle finger up and kept walking. He mumbled something and they started arguing. About a block away I started laughing so hard the kids riding by on their bikes called me a fruitcake.
And now I am home... so tell me guys, what do you think I did right and wrong, and generally how well do you think the night went?
Count:
Eye contact - 18
Hi's - 1
Checked out - 2
Angry Boyfriends - 1
