Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[#1 P.I.M.P.]

Re: Yes the long awaited 5th part of the girl fight

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Yes the long awaited 5th part
Ok im chillin now right and im walkin down the hallway wit my crew and we walk towards (the girl with the problem HB10) and her 2 friends. One of her friends shoves me kinda hard, kinda strong shouldering me. I acted as if nothing happened. One of my boys were like yo, she just hit you kinda hard man and you didn't say anything. I say I know right? Its like football in these hallways
and we just started laughing. I looked back at the three girls and they were mad as hell LOL cuz i turned a negative situation into a positive. So later when i see this girl in class, she asks in a nice tone, can i borrow a pen. I say in a nice tone Ha ha what? you're finger aint doin tha job anymore?(masturbation) LOL everyone started laughing at her. Keep in mind that what happened in the hallway plus my other 4 chapters to this story provoked this type of response from me. And if I lended her a pen/pencil, i wouldn't get it back. I caught her alone after class and this is how the convo went.

Me: What is your problem wit me for real?
Her: What is your problem? I just wanted a pen
Me: Well you're always fighting me so you shouldn't have asked
Her: Yeah well, you always seem so free. I have to cause you some type of problem.
Me: Wha? oh thats what it is? the uncool tryin to bring down the cool huh? (with a suave smile)
Her: (laughing) I consider myself to be cool
Me: Thats cool but the question is do I? Do i see u as cool?
Her: (Hits me) I don't care what you think
Me: Uh yeah, I think you do
Me: I also think if you want me to see you as cool, we should go out sometime.
Her: We'll see (then her punk girlfriends come askin why she was hangin out wit me.)
Her: Oh i was just hittin him up for the usual protection money
Me: Protection money? what are yall the girl mafia now? LOL
One of her friends: Shut up punk
Me: Don't start no stuff won't be no stuff
of course i ran like hell after saying that but thats not the point. It seems like im slowly gettin to this girl. But then I don't know cuz girls are crazy like that sometimes.

What do the rest of yall think about this situation?

LAMO . Dude I just taught that was so funny. No girl in the 22 years I have been on this planet, has ever threatened me physically. Sure I may have play fighted with some of the bad girls when I was in HS, but even the bigest girls in the school were afraid about be. One of the bigest things with girls is to get respect, a girl cant love a man so don't espect or can manipulate. What you need to do is if you are small in statue, please put on some size. Or if it is that your just chiken, grow some ballz. Its ver y wrong to be intimadated by girls. If a girl told me somthing like "Shut up punk" I would be to busy LMAO to run.

 

[Seeph]

i know a coiuple of people in NYC and i've never heard them talk about how girls are bullies...

YO! are you trying to say that girls aren't bullies? They are the worst kinda bully cuz they can get your emotions and its harder to knock them out if you weren't raised to hit girls.

You are the very first person that I have ever heard say that girls are the worst bullies.. im guessing you grew up in a feminazzi camp or something of the sort..

i wonder if you can get on a donor list or something for the organs your missing...

 

[joecollapoppa]

nah i just dealt wit alot of lezbians in my time

 

[joecollapoppa]

Uh oh unforseen troubles (Girl fight saga part 6)

Things seemed tight you know, I had called her. we had a cool convo. seems she liked me all along but its like i didn't return her advances fast enough. her advances weren't that clear to me. but anyways, she felt she had to get physical to wake me up. Things soundin good so far. tomorrow we are about to see a movie but a crazy thing happened in school. I saw her girlfriends and i asked where fighting girl HB10 was and one said "so i see you are goin out wit my friend" I was like yeah and. They were like she's just messin wit u. she don't want u. I was like well i'll let her say that to me personally. One of them said are u getting smart now? I just laughed at them. One tried to punch me and I caught her fist and told them they need to listen to KRS-1 and stop the violence. The other one punched me hard in the stomach. Im like yo! they both laughin at me now saying that they were gonna break us up. Judging by our phone conversation though, we connected. so i'll just see how it turns out. I'll keep you posted fellow don juans. Imma call her tonight. and act as if her girlfriends didn't tell me that.

 

[#1 P.I.M.P.]

Dude just be careful wit these phyco *****es. How big are you are u big enough to defend youself.

 

[squirrels]

Haha...when you go out, take her to like, a boxing ring or a martial arts dojo or something. Put on the pads and let loose. And I mean for real, LET LOOSE. Beat the ever-loving sh!t outta her.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Ah good one but the question is can i beat her? if i beat her too badly, will we still be cool?

 

[Hollowpoint]

learn a grappling art, get a dominant controlling position and tickle her

hitting women is bad, and they shouldn't be hitting you either
spanking exempted

 

[Interpol]

You need to start videotaping these encounters or something. This is almost surreal.

 

[Jvesti]

Ya I smell bull**** this is more bizzarre than spending the day at the nevernever land ranch

 

[Alexander]

Wow, your story sounds like the japanese anime Love Hina, with Naru and Keitaro who can't admit their love for each others and Naru always punches him in the face.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by Jvesti
Ya I smell bull**** this is more bizzarre than spending the day at the nevernever land ranch

No joke, I stopped taking this girl fight thing serious about 3 post back. It's obviously made-up.

 

[California Love]

Is it standard behavior for girls to hit guys in NYC? I kno my cousin's from there and she has a b1tchy-a$s attitude, but I didn't think that all NYC women would be so physical.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Well I guess cuz i look reely handsome dress nicely, they pick on me. NYC girls are reely aggressive its a shame. They are the hunters and the men are the prey for realz. Plus I talk loud, Im loud and rowdy sometimes and attract attention to myself

 

[Soma]

bwahahhahaha

Dude, this is some retarded shiet for real.

 

[NRM]

Handsome and dress well. Usually girls respond by trying to pick you up instead of punking on you and punching you in the stomach and making you look stupid in front of your peers. And if you don't think you're looking stupid. Trust me, you are.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Girl bullies

NRM i don't know where u from but in NYC if you don't respond to a girl fast enough that likes you, and youre goodlooking, trust me. you will have problems. For realz, man i feel like im in my own world. get with the times yall, girls are no longer old fashioned. they are the hunters. They drop YOU now instead of their books or hankerchiefs. Girls get mad if guys don't make moves fast enough and they take matters into their own hands. Some act immature and call men babies, others get physical. Its just the age that we live in. My cousin acts like this alot, I always see her slapping around guys that she likes. See im old fashioned, I like the damsel in distress scene, I usually like the approach and I was raised never to hit girls. A friend told me that she can't picture me hitting a girl and I think they can see that in me. When girls come at me full power aggressively at me like that, I don't know how to react you know. By the way, I took my Girl Bully
To the movies and we had a good time. It seems it is over now
I know one day imma look back on these moments and laugh.

 

[California Love]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
in NYC if you don't respond to a girl fast enough that likes you, and youre goodlooking, trust me. you will have problems.

Classic

 

[joecollapoppa]

Yall need to hear this about NYC girls

In NYC if you don't respond to a girl fast enough that likes you, and youre goodlooking, trust me. you will have problems. For realz, man i feel like im in my own world. get with the times yall, girls are no longer old fashioned. they are the hunters. They drop YOU now instead of their books or hankerchiefs. Girls get mad if guys don't make moves fast enough and they take matters into their own hands. Some act immature and call men babies, others get physical. Its just the age that we live in. My cousin acts like this alot, I always see her slapping around guys that she likes. See im old fashioned, I like the damsel in distress scene, I usually like the approach and I was raised never to hit girls. A friend told me that she can't picture me hitting a girl and I think they can see that in me. When girls come at me full power aggressively at me like that, I don't know how to react you know. By the way, I took my Girl Bully To the movies and we had a good time. It seems it is over now I know one day imma look back on these moments and laugh.

 

[rgeere]

Give me a break......