Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Never run from a challenge from either a male or female! You should have picked her up from her legs and put her on your shoulder and twirled her around until you developed enough centrifugal force from the inertia that she would have flown in the air and hit the nearest wall or sharp object, once you released her from your hold!

This is what I would have done!

Dude, this girl likes you - ask her out!!

 

[joecollapoppa]

how do i create a link to a previous post?

im a newbie, how do i create links to other posts?

 

[biker_gixxer]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Never run from a challenge from either a male or female! You should have picked her up from her legs and put her on your shoulder and twirled her around until you developed enough centrifugal force from the inertia that she would have flown in the air and hit the nearest wall or sharp object, once you released her from your hold!

This is what I would have done!

Dude, this girl likes you - ask her out!!

My man PR makes a good point. Never back down from a male or female. It's a female so you can't get to rough with her, but continue to make a joke about it and be playful and like PR said, ask her out.

 

[squirrels]

Just laugh at her...unless she REALLY starts getting on your nerves. Then tell her to f**k off. Politely at first, then sternly, and if she still won't stop, report her ass to the proper authorities.

Chances are this is just playful kino, though. You can rough-house with girls as long as you don't hit or hurt them.

Take a rubber glove and smack her across the ass.

 

[Dim sum]

If I were you... this is a great opportunity. I walk to her in front of the entire class, bring a white glove with you and slap her on the face (don’t hurt her) in a funny way and said it very loud " I accept your challenge in one condition, If I win you have to spend a day to do what I tell you to " if she is little interested in you, she will accept.

Now think of something funny to do with her.

Example:
1. Going out on a date with you and wearing something cute and sexy.
2. Making her follow you around and telling everyone pass by you both " joecollapoppa so Cute and Sexy "

As for the fight it self, you a guy, you are stronger. Just tackle her down the floor, hold both of her with one of yours. Do what you need to do with other hand (like tickle her until she admit defeat)

Sorry for the bad English.

PS. Watch out for the nutcracker.

 

[TurboLover]

In class, just say aloud. "Who's fault is it that you got herpes, not mine?"

Then when she comes after you, you can get away will pushing her; and shake her like a British nanny shakes a baby without looking like a women beater.

 

[Oxide]

One question only - would you want to fvck this girl?

If yes, there is a good chance she might want to as well.

Next time come up to her, and say something along the lines of "Oh, you are done!" , grab her in your arms and give her the best kiss she's ever had.

First, the whole school will go nuts. Second, you win.


If she is ugly.. just say "Hey, i know you really wanna roll around with me, but you gotta get in line girl ", if she persists, say "Really, get over it babe".

OK, time to pull out a memory chest.

There was this girl i really liked in 9th grade. She was new, and even came up to me with her friend to "test me out" and see if we could hang, but i was such a "playa" that i sat at the table all cool, didnt even talk to them... wow i was "amazing"... so basically she moved on (started going out with some other guy) and i still was "in love" with her.

Now she had a step sister, who just woudnt fvcking gimme a break. In gym class, i had the tendensy to blame girls for sucking at sports.. when they were the reasons my team was losing. (i hate losing at sports). And so one day she thought it was too much and walked up to me and started talking major ****, in the middle of the gym class. She started hitting me, trying to kick me in my balls, but i was like "fvck leave me alone" ... just defending myself while she was having fun .... during all this time the whole classs just sits there and the teacher just watches.. without doign a damn thing...


so as she is done, she starts walking away.. and finally delivers the final blow by saying "My sister would never go out with you!"..


Now, sad story? Hah, i dont think so anymore.. Funny thing is the girl who i liked went out with a lot of guys for a long time in HS, but every single one of them told me "she was g a y" meaning she didnt want ANY sexual stuff..


But yeah man, live and learn, go take care of business.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Update on girl fight

So today, im sittin in class chillin wit my boys. She approaches me and asks me why i didn't show up to class yesterday after our lil scuffle. Im like you don't like me anyways so why do you care? Her expression changed for a second. Then she pushes me and says you ain't hard. you soft, you maad plush. At this time I started laughing along wit the rest of the class. Im like well you making me hard baby. Everyone started bustin out laughing. Get this, she starts swinging at me. While she's doing this, im dodging her punches and kicks saying so what u doin friday night? and telling her she looks cute when she mad. She kept trying to hit me a couple more times then sat back in her seat. looking puzzled. she probably didn't expect me to flirt with her.
I walk out of the class afterwards and she says nothing to me. in fact she rushes out the classroom. I don't know what to make of this but thank you fellow don juans, Im slowly wearing her down. I think she has feelings for me but doesn't want to. she's fighting them. I'll keep you posted.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Update on girl fight part III

So today, im sittin in class chillin wit my boys. She approaches me and asks me why i didn't show up to class yesterday after our lil scuffle. Im like you don't like me anyways so why do you care? Her expression changed for a second. Then she pushes me and says you ain't hard. you soft, you maad plush. At this time I started laughing along wit the rest of the class. Im like well you making me hard baby. Everyone started bustin out laughing. Get this, she starts swinging at me. While she's doing this, im dodging her punches and kicks saying so what u doin friday night? and telling her she looks cute when she mad. She kept trying to hit me a couple more times then sat back in her seat. looking puzzled. she probably didn't expect me to flirt with her.
I walk out of the class afterwards and she says nothing to me. in fact she rushes out the classroom. I don't know what to make of this but thank you fellow don juans, Im slowly wearing her down. I think she has feelings for me but doesn't want to. she's fighting them. I'll keep you posted.

 

[Ken785]

This is interesting....why would this hot girl want to fight you in the first place?? details.

I think this chick likes you. i think in this situation id get her alone out in the hallway or something to "fight", and when you swings at you...grab both of her arms and push her up against the wall and kiss her...see what happens. if she spits at you that means she doesnt like you...then knock her out.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Thats good advice ken. i'll try that move. sounds straight out of a movie

 

[Porky]

I think this thread is fake.

 

[So pimp its scary]

This girl was trying to punch you.... and you are trying to get with her.

Although it's sometimes possible to switch hatred into love...

 

[Seeph]

The B1tch is crazy dude. Get away from her.

 

[Ak89]

lmao

If she looks good you should probably try but then again she might just kick your ass instead.


I will let you choose.....

 

[joecollapoppa]

Maybe this girl has some issues she's dealing with or had a bad
life. what eva it is she needs to deal wit it before i eva give her a real chance wit me

 

[joecollapoppa]

Yeah LOL this girl has got me stumped for real. Does she just want to humiliate me in public or does she really like me? If I try to get her feelings out in front of everyone, she'll just try to humiliate me. I ain't tryin to go out like that. I have her in my next class. any last quick tips? I asked a couple of girls, they were like just take up aikido lessons. I was like this girl is not worth the time or money.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Why would you try to date a girl that is in that much hatred for you???

You are stumped because you seem to believe that she likes you and is just teasing you. Trust me, she does NOT have any interest in her.

I would also wager to say that you have some sort of oneitis for this girl. Explain further the situation that led up to her trying to kick your a$$ that bad.

Your best bet would be to ignore her completely, and if she continues to instigate fights with you then tell her "sit down and shut up, you can flirt with me outside of class." or something firm and to the point, and say it loud enough that people around can hear.

If she really is crazy tho, do what it takes to get that girl out of the situation.

 

[joecollapoppa]

The fight must go on (girl fight part 4)

OK in my previous posts i was talking about a girl wanting to fight me. Ok so yesterday, im buying lunch and she approaches me wit two of her girlfriends or divas or whateva you wanna call it. She says give me you're lunch money. I'm like yo! this girl has issues,
I said isn't that like a junior highschool line? One of her friends shoves me and says don't act smart. Im not gonna front i have a smart mouth. I was like look, why don't yall go to hunts point yall hoes and make some quick cash doin yall thang. They tried to jump me but i jetted outta there. I saw her in class later and said really loud Its Over between us. You were good in bed the other night but thats it! you need to stop riding me. everyone started laughing at her. She tried to deny it but no one believed her because she was hitting me alot so they believed me. I had to burn her. Anyone agree with my method? was it too cruel?

 

[squirrels]

Be careful you don't get into the habit of "spreading rumors" that you two are sleeping together cuz you'll get your ass kicked. But you're doing great right now.