Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

[Ever onward]

These posts make me giggle every time I read them and I always look forward to the updates. The posts get buried after a few days so what's the harm? If you don't like em, don't read em.

Yes the long awaited 5th part
Ok im chillin now right and im walkin down the hallway wit my crew and we walk towards (the girl with the problem HB10) and her 2 friends. One of her friends shoves me kinda hard, kinda strong shouldering me. I acted as if nothing happened. One of my boys were like yo, she just hit you kinda hard man and you didn't say anything. I say I know right? Its like football in these hallways
and we just started laughing. I looked back at the three girls and they were mad as hell LOL cuz i turned a negative situation into a positive. So later when i see this girl in class, she asks in a nice tone, can i borrow a pen. I say in a nice tone Ha ha what? you're finger aint doin tha job anymore?(masturbation) LOL everyone started laughing at her. Keep in mind that what happened in the hallway plus my other 4 chapters to this story provoked this type of response from me. And if I lended her a pen/pencil, i wouldn't get it back. I caught her alone after class and this is how the convo went.

Me: What is your problem wit me for real?
Her: What is your problem? I just wanted a pen
Me: Well you're always fighting me so you shouldn't have asked
Her: Yeah well, you always seem so free. I have to cause you some type of problem.
Me: Wha? oh thats what it is? the uncool tryin to bring down the cool huh? (with a suave smile)
Her: (laughing) I consider myself to be cool
Me: Thats cool but the question is do I? Do i see u as cool?
Her: (Hits me) I don't care what you think
Me: Uh yeah, I think you do
Me: I also think if you want me to see you as cool, we should go out sometime.
Her: We'll see (then her punk girlfriends come askin why she was hangin out wit me.)
Her: Oh i was just hittin him up for the usual protection money
Me: Protection money? what are yall the girl mafia now? LOL
One of her friends: Shut up punk
Me: Don't start no stuff won't be no stuff
of course i ran like hell after saying that but thats not the point. It seems like im slowly gettin to this girl. But then I don't know cuz girls are crazy like that sometimes.

She wants you dude, that is so obvious by all the attention. I can't wait until you nail her......or she kicks your ass! HA HA!

 

[Ken785]

quit hating on joe!!...this is some entertaining ****. keep us updated joe.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Yeah what Ken said, I want to know the outcome. Ohhh the suspense.

 

[joecollapoppa]

The girl fight saga may be over

Ok today i played it cool. I approached her and said where were we before your "girlfriends" interrupted? Then I was like oh yeah I was asking you out. So how about it? Friday 8:00? Suprisingly, she says ok and gives me her number. Im like aiight. We walk to class together and run into her 2 friends. one of her friends asks her what she' s doing with me. She said nothin we just chillin thats all. I'm like yeah just chillin. After that they were lookin really confused wondering whats goin on. We walked to class and sat next to each other talked a bit. a little teasing. All I have to say is wow, women are truly complicated. But im not complaining if this keeps up. Im gonna love this date cuz i wanna see what makes her tick, what is going on inside of her. Most of all I wanna know what was up with all the beatdowns. I'll keep yall posted.

 

[PeeGee]

She better be as demented in the bedroom or you'll be severely disappointed. I know I would be

 

[Ever onward]

Dammit Joe can't you find some other girl to fight with?

 

[joecollapoppa]

NEVER!!! HA HA HA Id rather fight a hb10 than an hb 1, I also fight her friends.

 

[rgeere]

I'm sure your stories are absolutly made up, but good for a laugh nontheless.

 

[squirrels]

Haha just remember at this point you f'in OWN her.

Show her a good time, but be on the lookout for bullsh*t. She failed miserably to dominate you with overt BS, so she might try to take control of you from "the inside." Don't let her. Be cool and respectful, but keep in mind deep down that you OWN her. Dominate.

If we see any AFC "when should I call again" or "did I do this right" crap from you about this girl, it will be totally unacceptable.

 

[joecollapoppa]

thankx

Thanks for all your help fellow Dj's This was an obstacle unseen by probably any DJ. Girls these days though seem to be overly aggressive for some reason They need to cntrol their hormones or somethin. As for this situation, she betta be demented in bed. and thanks for the advice squirrels, she's gonna have to earn my love. Now im wonderin, how will her girlfriends act?

 

[rgeere]

I think you ended this because it's getting too fat-fetched and people would call you out on the contradictions in your made-up story.

Rather entertaining while it lasted, though.

You don't happen to be the same guy who posted under cumfiesta a while back by any chance, were you?

 

[joecollapoppa]

YO! are you trying to say that girls aren't bullies? They are the worst kinda bully cuz they can get your emotions and its harder to knock them out if you weren't raised to hit girls. Why do u think this website exists? we complain about girls don't we? LOL think about it. "OOh the girls are doin this and that, what should we do?" Girls in NYC by the way are super aggressive. I think I did what she wanted. If i backed out, where would I be? Gettin bullied by girls for the rest of my life? people who ain't gonna help please don't say anything? thankx

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
yo leave me alone aiight?

You retailiated, but it's all cool...

You know all about yourself already.

You edited your post although it's not showing....

 

[joecollapoppa]

sure i did ha ha ha who's the liar Now?!!
By the way, who said this saga is over? Imma still keep yall posted avoidin the AFC questions.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
sure i did ha ha ha who's the liar Now?!!

 

[joecollapoppa]

ay yo captain jack sparrow

Captain jack sparrow make this fool walk tha plank

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

... Ye scurvey sons o'dogs!! ARR! ALL OF YE START WALKING THEE PLANK YE BUNCH O'LANDLUBBERS. Arrr!

 

[rgeere]

You guys are nuts... Keep up the good work and enjoy life. Serious isn't fun.

 

[NRM]

Wait wait... you're 21 and this girl was ACTUALLY bullying you?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I almost thought this was a joke and you were kidding around. A girl should never be in a position to bully you without making herself look stupid. You're a man now, you should be able to handle a little situation like this. I don't see how it turned into such a big deal. And yes joecollapoppa, you did edit your post, I saw it too.

The most I can say about this situation is that you need to take girls less seriously. You shouldn't have been raised to not hit a woman. No man should hit a woman and that's the way it is. And you were considering a fist fight with her?

As aggressive as she is, you should have been the man of the situation and tilted your head to side and said

"You're weird, you know that? But if you're lucky, I might let you take me out on a date for coffee, unless you're loaded which then I'd be expecting a full course meal."

And walked off. I can't believe a little dispute between two mature people became such a strange problem.

 

[joecollapoppa]

Nah NRM, she wanted to fist fight me. well that is just a piece of the big apple for ya (NYC)